Italy at war

>All the world thinks that italy suck at war
>We won the ww1 and defeated the Austro-ungarian empire with with an unprepared army

>beating AH
>an achievement

Only thing you'll ever defeat is a bowl of gnocchi you greasy moor

>We won the ww1 and defeated the Austro-ungarian empire with with an unprepared army

You entered late and attacked Austria when they were already fully engaged on the Eastern front against the Russians and Romanians.

It took literally one German division to completely kick your shit in at Isonzo.

>took them three years to beat outnumnbered Austro-Hungarians

Only Euro nation to lose a war to black Africans during the colonisation era...

Backstab your former allies, and then proceed to get the shit kicked out of you by outnumbered Forces until the death toll on the Western front gets too high to continue the war

And then Italy Claims they won anything
Seriously, if Austrians today attacked you youd lose Southern Tirol in one month

There's only one country in Europe that economically flourished between 1914 and 1918, without losing a single soldier.

You did not win world war one. We did.

happy cannoli day

>Austria-Hungary
>War at 4 fronts
>Army speaking 14 languages
>Italy supported by France & UK

What took you so long?

Ethiopians are very closely related to whites, though.

That Isonzo over there? How many do you want?

thats why they have neanderthal dna. 360 000 years. we wuz brothers

Remember when you tried to invade Ethiopia and they collectively bent you over and BTFO of you?

I do.

SS are the most overrated branch ever.

They have 30% caucasian genes from 10,000-15,000 years ago

>I do
Yeah you do because it was your plan all along

Wow, you could destroy a toddler that is struggling to walk, quite an achievement.

You turned on your allies, only to get BTFO by a much smaller force and once again prove who inept your army was. The best part was when Britain and France didn't honor the treaty of London and because of that you got Mussolini and another decade of humiliating defeats.

KEKTHOLICS BTFO
>cucktholics can't beat orthodox niggers
kekekeekekekekekekekeekekekekekke

>A higher percent died, therefore, they're shit

A Higher percent of British officers in WWI died than Infantry. Therefore Officers are shit and we'll just let the infantry go in without them.

Fucking Somali pirate logic.

who gave them weapons and trained them?who told them to hate us?
whatever i think we were utter shit at war since the unification.
courageos man wasted because of incompetance of the leaders and obsolete technology.
what a shame

You may well be right.. couldn't be bothered researching... but here is my take on it
-Ancient Romans good at fighting
-Recent italy .. nice cars .. sort of fascist.. surrender when the wind changes direction

the second one doesnt seem that weird to me

100 000 guys vs 17 000 and they all pretty much had rifles and artillery?

You got btfo at Isonzo 11 times in a row against a bunch of mountain farmers.

People are used to the Zulu wars and assume all wars in the colonisation era were Europeans with guns vs Natives with sticks.

same as the first one 20k vs 190k(half of them with firearms)

Look numbers.
And they were armed by brits, french and Russian, and had military advisor during the war.

Uk wanted get Ethiopia.

You suck in general, not just at war

>Slovenia
Hi there.

Your sister is the prostitute that is on my street?

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/thread

Austrian-Hungarian army might of been the only army less prepared for war than Italy...

That's pretty funny tho

the ultimate redpill
Austria controls Israel
They are controlling the world to fuck over Germany in every way possible so they can fap to it

Seriously. Do we have to go through this every other day? Euro countries (outside maybe UK and Poland) are trash. The sandniggers own you cucks now.

Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, ....

Their army regularly gets's BTFO by Aus and NZ in training.
They're a meme army.

In WWII Italians did well under Rommels command.
Higher command was problem, soldiers weren't that bad.

Just check folgore division.

My grandfather was in the Italian army stationed guarding a Stalingrad flank. He survived Russian encampment and the long journey back home.

What happened to Italy? Why did the suck so much in ww1 and ww2 ?

Why do Italians always act like victims in WWI threads when it was them that dishonored their alliance, backstabbed their allies, did horribly in the resulting war, and somehow still came out on top?

Do you have no shame? You never see Austrians brag about our fuckups in WWI

Rommel just used them as cannon fodder to cover his retreats.

In terms of RTS games I like to think we are a turtling AI. Massive economic and military research supported by a shit ton of bases. We've been a meme since they allowed all the women and su humans serve.

You switched sides in both World Wars.
You got rekt in every place you fought in the Spanish Civil War aswell.
Greece
Africa
etc etc

Mate, i love your country, but you suck balls at war.

One more nation backstabed by the anglo

Strong fortifications and strong economy, but shit tier troops, however you can just human wave them and it'll be fine.

feelsgood.jpeg

i can't talk for all the italinans,i will say my opinions.
haustro-hungary were the good guys in ww1,it is undeniable.
the pact was defensive and also people couldn't stand the austrian occupation of italian lands.

>Korea, Vietnam, Afghanistan, ....
I suppose you're going to tell us how superior your shithole dirtbox is? Our Salvation Army can kick the shit out of most countries.

dude, italy is a borderline 3rd world shithole and no amount of damage control is going to change that
you're not even white lmao

>also people couldn't stand the austrian occupation of italian lands.

But by 1914 we didn't own any land from you anymore, unless you count Südtirol and some slovenian areas

Italians are NOT white.

Hi Aziz.
Fuck off our country, we are full.

>A-H attacks Serbia
>Russia attacks from the east
>ohfuck.jpeg, Central Powers push back Russia
>Shitaly backstabs A-H
>Stopped instantly
>Romania backstabs A-H
>get BTFO'd instantly
>Shitaly Caporetto'd so hard that the govt almost collapses
>Entente plz halp
>France and Bongistan comes
>"We got this Mario"
>Actually they don't
>Russia dies
>Most loyal nigger of the kikes, aka USA comes
>Hol' up
>Vittorio Venetto
>kikes fuck up everything in Budapest and Vienna
>A-H surrenders
>Mongerl neighbours start to swarm in
>A-H collapse
>Entente: OHMYGAWD WE WUN LADZ
>USA: Where 'dem European womenz at?
BAD END

> italy
> we're full
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
someone nuke these niggers already, LMFAO

Fuck off you bogan cunt

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