The united states of america

>the united states of america

>13% of americans believe this
>we are 13% nigger
hmmmm

Niggers

>tons of Americans

So, one America?

Vice is getting so desperate

>tons of americans

How many tons,exactly? Why measure them in tons and not in stone?

"100 stone americans believe cows make chocolate milk and I am a retard" would have been a more appropriate headline.

Brown cows do make chocolate milk. So do white cows. Why wouldn't the milk from brown cows be unable to be chocolate milk?

>Niggers that live in cities

Must be niggers.

>serious, fact-based, data-driven journalism about the real issues facing our world today, delivered hot, wet and READY.xmp

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I do moo!

AYE HOL UP

DIS HOW THEY GET COOKIES AND CREAM

SHIIIIEEET

>13% of Americans actually get their calcium from what is essentially a milkshake

Underrated post.

Are we having an American hate thread? Pic related, they gave those idiots two similar choices and make a huge flashy show about the elections like it's the Super Bowl, then one wins, and their country actually gets divided over it and angry at each other, even though there isn't even a big difference in policy between Republicans and Democrats. Even worse, they only had a 55% turnout. They spend like more than a year having this whole big election show, and then only 55% show up to vote.

I might have a weird sense of humour, but all this is hilarious to me.

not feeling it this time carlos

"tons"

putting a joke question on a survey and picking it because it's fun to put the wrong answers on surveys.

Its like OP doesn't know what being Human is all about?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEMENT

Top kek 10/10

>vice
>magazine for liberals blacks and spics
>their readers think cows make chocolate milk

Is anyone shocked?

I thought only little kids believed this?

must be brown adults

>vice
right

This joke left a sour taste in my mouth, I think it expired over 20 years ago.

FOOTBALL >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HANDEGG, BASEBALL

I once had an argument with an American who thought Iraq was the same place as Iraq, and it's pronounced as Iraq in Arabic and Iran in English.

*Iran

It's just a joke. How like African kids are enjoying chocolate water. Unfortunately, people nowadays take things serious.

>where does the milk from chocolate milk come from?
>cows
>HAHAHAHA he thinks chocolate milk comes from cows
This is how I imagine the question being asked

Same place you don't say? Americans huh?

>he reads vice
There's people that dont know the sun is a star and they're still smarter than you.

>7% of US adults believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows
>Meanwhile 3% of US adults trust the MSM news above all other sources

Theres always going to be a crazy, ignorant minority. Im sure the EU has some single digit population that believes something just as stupid, like the "farm grown brown shell egg vs factory injected white shell egg" or the productive powerhouse that is the new swedish workforce

He was pissed off that everyone was calling it by its Arabic name "Iraq" rather than its English name "Iran".

Brown cows do make chocolate milk. In fact, all cows make chocolate milk, you just have to add the chocolate to the milk they make and voila.

I make my own chocky milk

cows are cute

>Vice
>100% facts

my fukken sides holy shit

And now back to reality.

>Tons
Kek'd!

What the fuck? Trump is way more libertarian than hillary.

who the fuck needs education when you can have guns

>13% of respondents were either children or just fucking with us.

No one is that dumb.

how many are niggers?

(((Vice))) is shit. Hell their name declares it.

How many Americans are a ton? Like... two or so?

My parents thought cows just magically make milk without being impregnated first, so this isn't so hard to believe

>Tons of Americans'
>Tons
>american shit media using the word tons as a descriptor
>calling americans stupid
Maybe they are onto something here

Came in here to ask something along these lines.

Does that dissolve?

Misconceptions about animals are widespread among normies.
>muh ticks fall from trees
>muh cows just give milk
>muh cows don't have horns
>muh fish don't have memory
>muh fish can't feel pain (they would be screaming amIright?)
>muh animals don't feel pain (especially fish)
>muh animals can't think (crows and dolphins have enough abstract thinking to recognize themselves in a mirror while niggers can't do this)
We should be legally allowed to kill and eat normies.

They probably surveyed their own office.

OP believes a Vice headline - who's the real dummy here

10%

>falling for the syrupy jew
>not using Quik powder
kys

Yesterday I saw one that didn't know what percentages are. He was showing me Dutch vs American crime statistics. He was arguing that the Dutch figure needs to be multiplied to correct for the larger US population, but they were per capita statistics and percentages. I pointed it out to him and he still tried to argue the same.

Brown cows would produce brown milk wouldn't they like white ones do regular milk?

>tons
So like 4000 people?

Clickbait sage

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10%, a bit more than 4000 dummer ami

>Nigger logic trying to be #woke
>BLM flag

yep, story checks out

No

>Tons of American adults
>Tons
So, two full grown Sharts and a Yankee dwarf?
That doesn't seem like many in a country of 300million

>Tons of American adults
That's probably not many, they each weigh at least a ton.

10%

Whatever, milk is fucking disgusting no matter the flavour, anyway. I can't stand the texture.

The mass school scooters of Clapistan agree!

I never heard any of these before
I'm a vegetarian myself but animal fuckers are neurotic and often talk about hurting people
>We should be legally allowed to kill and eat normies.

>muh cows don't have horns
no one says that, and so what if they do? what difference does it make

And most of them are niggers or spics.

Hehe

>thinking tons is an accurate number of people

I died a little on the inside but I know deep down that it was spoiled and nobody would be so cruel.

Found the shitskin

CHOCY MILL WIH PAN KAKES

If you read the article they explain it's 10%. It's called click bait

>1 tonne of americans
that's about 4 americans abdul

>tons
>americans

What the fuck is "tons" of Americans? Fucking retards.

Americans are measured in tons.

damn, leaf

WE WUZ FPBP N SHEEIT

He's right though you retard, read it again slowly and in it's entirety you nigger, it's called a joke.

But niggers and spic dont drink milk my low IQ friend.

10% is still a ton of retards

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WE WUZ COWS N SHIET

WE WUS OUT OF CHOCKU MILK

i'm more concerned about the tons of americans that watch vice.

>implying brown cows don't make chocolate milk

>tons of americans
So at least 3?

We wuz kows n sheeit

Shit, you beat me to it.

My fucking sides.

Top kek

>the guy who wanted more state freedom is now the most authoritarian guy since hitler & stalin
>the shitty of dutch

Haha yeah and niggers have an average IQ of 90 and 70% of muslim populations are inbred

Haha...huh, what?

And whole nations across the sea believe in religion as their government. Your point?

Actually I've got a published scientific paper that argues fish can't feel pain, at least in the sense that mammals do because they lack certain physical attributes in their nervous system to produce the sensation

Really activate those almonds.