Brit/pol/ - Chimpout Is Dying Down For Now edition

>Watch the chimpout live
news.sky.com/watch-live
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews

>New secret home office report reveals an extra 250,000 illegal immigrants a year
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/hundreds-thousands-illegal-immigrants-drop-radar-uk-every-year/

>Protesters charge into Kensington town hall at rally in support of London tower fire victims
twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/875736709840814080 (embed)

>PM orders public inquiry into tower fire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40291227

>Two soldiers die after tank incident in Pembrokeshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-40296544

>Police are "open-minded" over terror being a potential motive
news.sky.com/story/armed-police-arrest-man-near-parliament-10917377

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40293260

>Sinn Fein accuses May of breaching Good Friday Agreement as she seeks deal with DUP for Ian Paisley's party to prop her up in power
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4606740/The-Queen-s-Speech-place-WEDNESDAY.html

>The empty homes of rich people in Kensington should be SEIZED to house Grenfell Tower residents made homeless by fire, says Jeremy Corbyn
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4607894/Homes-rich-Kensington-SEIZED-says-Corbyn.html

>Boris Johnson under fire for telling Labour rival who complained about fire service cuts to "get stuffed" when he was London Mayor
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4608788/Boris-Johnson-told-rival-stuffed-fire-cuts.html

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rip dad

Start burning tower blocks.

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Their reactions are nonsensical and idiotic but at least they're doing something. The response of British natives to their children dying in terror attacks is to get a tattoo.

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6 gorillion muslims died in the fire. Lets create them a homeland where they can go live in peace and safety

>Years of rapes on children covered up in Rotherham, Nobody batters an eye.
>A few crispy shitskins in London, everybody loses their minds.

Really burns the old tower.

Yeah, but was killing so many part of his plan?

nice one la

Strawberry cornetto. I'm a traditionalist.

Thread theme : youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE

>WATER

tfw Scottish

I wish we'd have a happening once in a while. England hogs them all to itself ;(

Where will you be hiding when this all properly kicks off?

I'm going into here - it will be the only safe place soon enough.

How fucked is he?

Feast has great potential but always falls apart

Today it's not a good day to work in a KFC

>Mayor demands 'answers, action and justice'

shouldn't he be the one answering questions?

what's the useless paki job description?

How do we fix this?

>Golly Bar
kek

fire is a jewish psyop

>Be me
>Rejoined Lib Dems
>Instead of a generic 'welcome to the party' email, I get from the head of the local party 'Orangebook liberalism is dead, take your misogyny and leader backstabbing away from us
Something tells me my second time in the Lib Dems will be very intresting desu

They got sweden

Is it true people could see bodies at the windows in some of the photographs?

Is that edited? His neck is puny

Reminder that BBC ALBA is the white man's television channel
>no non whites
>no multiculturalism
>distinctly british/celtic themes
>wholesome sweeping settings
>conservatively dressed actors and presenters
>focus on nature, animals, peaceful farming/highland life

Give me a quick rundown on this 'chimp out'

My body is ready.

Bring the riots on. I'll join in myself.

Fuck the tories.

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You have no idea what's coming, do you? You'll find out. Don't be caught unprepared.

I wish Sky would stop doing that WOOOSH sound; I keep getting exciting thinking people are setting off fireworks or something.

Dying down now but just wait until after evening prayers

GOTTA GET ME BENNIES

fucking hell, the nostalgia
i'll have a tangle twister cheers x

What the fuck was he keeping in his fridge?

You are the ones that demand all the migrants yet they don't go to you. We are more than happy to rehouse these fuckers in the Highlands or Glasgow if you want them.

Theresa May giving a £5 million fund to the victims. Wish someone would burn down my flat

>making sure victims have access to bennies

>Khan's face when

C4

I don't think there'll be a chimping to be honest

Yeah, me not being able to understand Welsh would be the main problem with that though.

Mint Choc, but I did just chip my tooth, so probably none.

Chan eil daoine dubh 'sna Ghàidhealtachd (taing do Dhia)

The Highlands vote Conservative though. Send them to Glasgow

They're mad that the police doesn't know the complete death toll or won't release it and the government won't guarantee rehousing in the same area. For fuck's sake people should just be happy they have a place to live.

Where is a nice redpilled American state where I can drink beer and shoot at things?

Got to be a feast

You wont get shit if you're white.

Time to get comfy, lads

Choco Rico since you're paying. Wibbly Wobbly Wonder is based though. (if they still make them)

why the fuck is OP promoting BBC news?

the BBC got us into this mess

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i'll just black up

no screwball? you should have your license to jingle revoked

Calippo, let it melt then drink it.

>school holidays
>hot
>summer
>vague sense of anger about something that being violent over wont fix

Guaranteed chimp out.

It's Scottish m8

I've enough buckwheat to last eight years m8

Montana is pretty good. Florida too.

Glasgow it is then!

Fridges work by compressing air to a massive pressure so it gets really hot, then putting it through a radiator to cool that dense air down. When the air is depressurized, it's really fucking cold and is used to cool the fridge.

It's likely an old or faulty fridge, or it was kept near some sort of hot thing or electric box

Of course there will. It's not dark yet, and the final death toll isn't released. It'll be nothing compared to what will happen with the next few years.

Are you sure?

It's a bribe to prevent any riots

>muslim women rioting

They are literally the weakest women

Just goes to show how cucked the white British are compared to the invaders. I've lost all hope in this country

>Terrorist attack
Oh, well we must tread carefully at this time period. We must not spread the flames of hate. Let's all go home, maybe tell our foreign neighbours how much we we love having them treat their local area like a rubbish dump, and tell them how wonderful it is that they cram hundreds of their relatives into a terraced house.

>Thousands of young British women, children raped across decades.
Oh, well we must tread carefully at this time period. We must not spread the flames of hate. Let's all go home, maybe tell our foreign neighbours how much we we love having them treat their local area like a rubbish dump, and tell them how wonderful it is that they cram hundreds of their relatives into a terraced house.

>Overcrowded hellblock burns out because the residents vandalised it, filled it with flammable materials and brought into dodgy electronics, killing foreigners (it's pretty interesting that a """"Syrian refugee"""" was able to get a council property so quickly, while thousands of our countrymen are on the street)
Riot! Kill the rich! Steal their stuff! Force politicians to resign! They were plotting to kill us all along!

>no calipo

alright, I'll have a feast then

I want a 99 with that cherry juice stuff, hundreds and thousands and a flake

can't wait to see more hijabis at these protests

Disclaimer: we're on the verge of civil or widespread insurrection but at least the government isn't pozzed

Reminder burning alive isn't nice

Migrants should be sent to live in Labour/SNP strongholds.

Where's muh screwball? :'(

eeeeck aaaaack where da english lasses at

Twister, if you please lad

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>SKY
>more people are turning up after work, or seeing it on TV, or...

Or after prayers, you chumb.

A Scribbler to stimulate my prostate while I watch British JOI vids.

what is this chimpout about? is this about that fire?

No black man in the (gael land?)

Krishnan Guru-Murthy‏Conta verificada @krishgm 5 minHá 5 minutos
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Shocking scenes as Theresa May bundled into a car by police amid fury from the pushing crowd


Gregor Peter‏ @L0gg0l 5 minHá 5 minutos
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PROTESTERS SHOUT "COWARD" AS UK PM MAY LEAVES CHURCH THROUGH SIDE-ENTRANCE -- WITNESSES #GrenfellTowerFire

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The government is paying for their immediate housing (hotels with full room service) so what are the donations going towards?

>Born in Cuckfield, Sussex.

Feel sorry for Theresa May.
>becomes PM easily
>expects Brexit to be her big challenge
>calls election for a landslide
>loses seats
>three big terrorist attacks
>major Hillsborough-like disaster
>potential summer of rioting
>has to deliver brexit as a minority govt

Cut your nails you animal

It makes me fucking sick.

Suicide when?

would be a shame if a car went through all those protesters

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when is she gonna resign?

It's about Nogs and Pakis getting free shit.

>we plan to house you as locally as possible
NOT HAPPY WITH THAT

I told you so!

>school holidays
The fuck are you on about?

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