AHHHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH


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Having served on a ship and knowing everything that goes into running one, it's mind boggling that this still happens.

But... Fucking how though.

Sneaky Nips.

Is that fucking thing sinking? Are those water pumps?

BANZAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

kamikaze, right back in their face

That's water they are pumping out. Serious hit by a huuuuuuge cargo ship.

Get ready for impeachment drumpfies

this is what happens when u have a retard for president

Doesn't make sense how????

The entirety of the bridge watch and CIC must have been jerking each other off or asleep.

Why are modern warships less durable than cargo ships?

It's a shame they don't have navigational rules to avoid this sort of thing.

Or maybe just look out the window once in a while.

AMERICA BOWS TO NO ONE
NOT EVEN A SUEZMAX

I wager that "diversity" is to blame.

>Why are modern warships less durable than cargo sh
or even slave ships?

even the oceans aren't safe from the religion of peace

Those fucking no eyed gooks can't sail

This is what happens when you don't install ramps on your destroyers

Not laughing now are ya

Eh?

Are ya

MOAR

WW2 NEVER ENDED
FEAR THE SAMURAI YANKEE PIGS
BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAI

BAN
ASSAULT
SHIPS

Probably got hit by the cargo ship, the pictures make it look like it was rammed in the side.

That a fair amount of pumping going on.

Damn Maersk stealth armor plating

>aye mah nigga is that ship coming this way
>mm mmm betta not be tryna cross all up in our path n shiet
>aye bae, get on that wheel and move a little to the right
>no the otha right

The captain is going to get dishonorably discharged, maybe face court martial.

What kind of dipfuck drives a destroyer in front of a cargo ship?

An Arleigh Burke is 100 times more maneuverable than any cargo ship.

This was definitely a "hold my beer" moment. Captain was probably thinking he'd show off and cut it close or something, fucked up badly.

This is 100% the fault of flooding the military with women, niggers, and spics. Standards are shit now.

ACX Crystal hit the destroyer. It's a wonder the damage isn't worse. pic related.

Around gook, always look

The captain is going to get some heat, but it was probably some dumb fuck JO on watch. Happened at 0230, Captain was sure as shit in bed.

TWO NUKES WEREN'T ENOUGH

>Aegis radar fucked
>CIC fucked

This Burke is mission killed. You're looking at months and months in drydock to fix all this shit.

The hull below the waterline has likely also buckled.

Millions and millions and millions and millions and millions and millions worth of damage.

I hope the captain gets keel hauled.

This.

Any word on who the captain was?

Yep, we are looking at 20-60 million in damages
at least.

MY DRAGON DILDOS ARE ON THAT CARGO!

Serious question -- Can a bridge crew, or whoever enters steering commands override a captain's navigation orders, for safety reasons? And by "can they", I mean is there a rule allowing such a thing?

CDR Bryce Benson

Someone screen cap this thread there's so many good jokes

Nice trips but you are still retarded in thinking that D Trump could somehow steer his ship using some mind power or something, it's the ships fault for running into another ship, not someone who couldn't of foreseen it miles away.

yes, and look at that list.

Kamikaze!!!

Navy ships have some of the worst navigators and ship handlers out there, not surprised. Those idiots are always running aground and hitting other ships.

Wouldn't be the first time US hit Japan with something big.

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That's for pearl harbor you nips

>it's an american military is a big fat joke episode

We've been getting reruns an awful lot since the 60's.

The joke
____________________
Your head

how do you collide with a fucking ship kek
this is almost as bad as capsizing 10 meters off the coast of Italy

Okay since nobody understands how navigation works

>Captain gives course and destination/barpat
>Junior Officers qualified as Deck Watch Officers actually spend time on the bridge along with the helmsman, Conning officer and at least one lookout
>Any changes in course or close proximity with another vessel get called down to the captain with suggested action
>Combat Information Center also has 24/7 watchstanders monitoring vessel activity

The fact that they even let a vessel get this close means they weren't even paying attention

Force = Mass x Acceleration

Cargo ships have a lot of mass famalam

Welcome back! Are you insinuating that we will retaliate for this? Suggesting that it could have been intentional?

How dare you

Now that I think of it, you'd almost have to do it on purpose, wouldn't you?

You'd think a ship manned by americans would be close to the mass of a cargo ship

underrated

My wife does the same shit to her car.

fucking asians cant fly, drive, or sail.
zero mastery of transportation.

A bunch of spaces got flooded when the porter took a cargo ship to roughly the same spot. This collision looks twice as bad.

I bet the nips did it on purpose

Yes and no. Had a SCPO give an all back command (about to rear end an FFG) when he wasn't supposed to since a JO fucked up doing formation photo ops. I was lee helm and used common sense and followed the SCPOs order, could'be gotten railed by the old man but still the right thing to do.

REKT

...

Jahhrrrrr. That be some pirate'n at eeets finest.

Where're pics of the other ship?

Are those Nintendo Switches?

audibly kekked

DDG is way smaller than a cargo ship. Still... the thing can shoot missiles out of the sky but not dodge a huge cargo ship?

The line between sarcasm and someones actual beliefs has been diluted, my fault.

Navy OS is full of incompetent niggers that stare at screens all day
Not one OS in the coast guard is a nigger and we have at least 15 different jobs to do including intel.
the navy is literally the branch for niggers who just barely passed their swim quals in basic.
that's why they're full of them
CG master race, 99.9% white

...

there is literally no point in armoring them because they'll get sunk by just about anything that's thrown at them in modern warfare

Kamikaze ships!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEE!

Someone probably dropped a hamburger into the rudder

Something like that went on.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lighthouse_and_naval_vessel_urban_legend

When they were driving through Poland they crash every other kilometer. It's in their blood

Fucking larpfag.

GSE2(SW) here, you're an idiot now fuck off. No one bugs the CO or XO for routine nav changes. And the CO only provieds a general AO for the ship, generally its box ops at night unless enroute or carrier wing support.

underrated

more coast guard pride stories please

Whats wrong with these ships nowadays? Last month a russian spy ship and now this. Wtf

>Swim quals

Yeah, because when CG ships get hit, they sink.

I'll enjoy my 6 figures, benefits and 30 days/year leave.

BONZI

WHITE DEVIL DIE

AMERICAN DOGS

>get out of our way! we're US Navy warship!
>what is the gaijin saying?
>we won't change a course, you'll be destroyed!
>I think they want to greet us
>JEEEEEEEB JEBUDUT, PIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZD

In all of these screenshots the navy ship looks like crumpled paper.

Also how the fuck does this happen in the modern age? Warning alarms should have been going off way in advance.

every branch makes the same amount of money dipshit.
unless you're overseas you get overseas pay.
army and marines get hazard pay for being deployed.
you're obvs not in the military

>600bn navy
>sinks like 100 yrs old russian shit
lmao
I mean next time you want to waste your money, you can just send them to me.

Won't that ship have enhanced parking sensor technology?

Further evidence that Americans are literally nigger tier retarded, so glad we got rid of you autistic fucks.

70% of american military expenditures are embezzlement

>Navyfag
ME3 doing actual missions here, we obviously run a tighter ship than you knuckle draggers.

>americrashes

Boot too fat for the seas.

This wouldn't have happened back when ships were wood and men were steel.

CG is the smallest branch, therefore we have 10x more responsibilities, even if you're a junior enlisted/officer. Operations specialists (OS) load was so heavy that they had to split the intel duty to a new rate called Intelligence Specialist because too many OS were dropping out
Boot for CG used to be so hard that niggers couldn't pass the swim qualifications or got remedial training/reverted another week.
navy sets the bar low because they're willing to take anyone
also navy is full of cholos and gangs.

Nigger this is NOT the thread to be bragging about your US naval employment, kek

If they were doing routine box ops they would've cut into the crago ships path. One minute your okay, next your fucked. Shitty millenial JO on watch no doubt.

SWO and Nuke pay kiddo

Allowing McDonald to supply your army.was your first mistake.

Glorious Nippon cargo, loaded over 1000 times. Merchant vessel sharp like katana. Go home American dog.

I dunno man, this is still less embarrassing than the last time your navy was near Japan.