Is it him?
worldnewsdailyreport.com
Well Sup Forums ?
Isaiah Diaz
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Elijah Hall
Yes, Hitler didn't die, it was all a ruse to fuck with the Russians and Americans.
also
>Argentinian
>pretending to be white
Everytime
Angel Murphy
kek
Matthew Russell
>128-year-old-man
Pretty sure Hitler was not 128 years old.
Cooper Wright
No, too many skull differences that can't be explained away due to old age.
Brody Martin
I would imagine being 128 years old would make you claim a lot of things.
Gavin Sanchez
If he was alive he would be 128 years old today.
Luke Anderson
Jesus fuck, just take his pants off and see if he has both nuts. It's not that hard.
Zachary Howard
KEK
Camden Long
>worldnewsdailyreport
That's a parody site
Kevin Mitchell
Don't mind, he is from Salta, its like our wonderland.
Michael Richardson
>128 years
At that age you would only need to lift up his trousers for that.
Gavin Russell
>His autobiography will be released in September.
Pre-order it where?
Julian Wright
he probably steps on them
Connor Morgan
I thought his birthday was in august.
Andrew Powell
You're thinking of CNN.com
Zachary Moore
lmao
Lincoln Ramirez
thread theme: youtube.com
Ian Hernandez
That's probably why he said he was, he was simply seeing eagles after stepping on his testicles.
Eli Cooper
No, it's 4-20
Juan Campbell
Damn, that's fucking sad.
Asher Peterson
It is him. We need an AMA asap.
Justin Gutierrez
Nah, Hitler is inside the Earth right now getting ready for the final battle.
Evan Evans
April 20th.
>420 lmao
Samuel Young
underrated
CNN is criminal though
Hunter Russell
Sorry but it's not true. The war aged Hitler like no other, he had Parkinson's and his doctors kept him medicated all the time. There's no way he would make it to 128 if he wanted.
Alexander Thomas
>hitler
>blue eyes
Aiden Campbell
This guy celebrates 420 for the wrong reasons
Parker Wood
Well, lets see this autobiography.. it should have enough details to prove it;s him.
Landon Cooper
...
Grayson Long
There might honestly be something to this. Just how many people can possibly live to 128 in a shithole like Argentina?
Joseph Ortiz
>Even if the elderly man’s claim seem rather questionable, they have sparked an animated debate in Israel and in the American Jewish community concerning the future of surviving Nazi war criminals.
What the fuck is this stupid fucking piece of shit talking about? Why did he add this in there?
Wyatt Phillips
please let this be true kikes Btfo one more time by good old Hitler
Alexander Adams
And that's the thread folks.
Julian Brooks
The only wonderland in Huegentina is the airport, where you can leave that shithole.
Nathaniel Young
Someone could probably do a DNA test really easily on him to find out instantly if his story is true. I would guess that Hitler's old possessions could be swabbed for samples and compared to this guys DNA and they could have the results next week if someone wanted to do it.
Jayden Perez
lmao imagine a retirement home filled with Sup Forumsacks LARPing as nazis
Aiden Gray
His body guard didn't witness the body being disposed of...
express.co.uk
Xavier Anderson
I don't know what to think about this.
My dad didn't think he was someone else when he had dementia. He forgot where he was, who was around him, thought he was somewhere else, etc. but it all came from him. He didn't take on a completely different personality of someone he heard about.
So him having dementia seems weird to me, he could be just a former nazi and attention whore but having straight up dementia seems too hard to keep a ruse like this
This is ALSO why Trump does not have dementia. You just fuckign cant..
Joseph Taylor
>World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
Logan Gutierrez
>when they take a few too many puffs on their pass
Thomas Ward
Fucking jews stole my hearing aid again.
Jonathan Peterson
big if true
Bentley Hall
There are some uncanny similarities in that picture tho...
Compare the left eye. Especially the upper lit. The exact same shape.
Lincoln Cooper
>He says his book will be written under the name Adolf Hitler and should be available in September.
SIEG HEIL
Cooper Hall
you're a fucking retard
Nicholas Stewart
BRINGEN SIE MIR FEGELEIN... FEGELEIN!
FEGELEIN!
FEGELEIN!
Jordan Barnes
Uncle Adolf has living relatives.
Jaxon Ortiz
Nah, different nose and ears.
Jace Carter
>44 fucking posts so far
Jesus fucking Christ.
Henry Walker
death sentence now?
Chase Harris
WE
Jose Bailey
WUZ
Chase Green
yeah this guy is onto something why not just take hitlers remains and compare them to this guy
Luis Baker
That's really really sad, he looks so happy to be Mr Hitler, don't take away his dreams
Julian Taylor
LITERALLY HITLER
Ryder Reed
You mean those things that grow with age? Lurk more
Jason Brown
Can he be Fuhrer of your heart?
Owen Myers
The real question is, why does this shit thread have so many replies?
Brody Young
Wtf but cnn told me it was Trump
Brody Scott
She's obviously only saying that to protect him from someone assassinating him or putting him in front of a firing squad. Not exactly bright to go around claiming to be the most infamous mass murdering dictator of all time.
Hudson Morris
It's 4/20 in this timeline.
It was in August in my original timeline too because my Dad used to joke that my Sister was almost born on the same day.
Brayden Peterson
Do you have the heart to tell him he didn't kill 6 grillion Jews?
Nolan Gonzalez
yes
Connor Turner
You can just google it instead of being wrong
Colton Lopez
pls stop ;_;
Gabriel Russell
Ok, redpill me on argentina, Sup Forums.
are they /ourguys/ or what?
Joshua Sanders
It's never too late to make your memes reality. He should just gain power and gas the jews in Argentina before he dies
Juan Murphy
Has Hitler yet weighed in on the Russian collusion?
Elijah Nguyen
I always smoke a doob for Mein Fuhrer.
Leo Evans
Seriously though? Is there anything you guys can do to stop CNN and the like just spewing blatant lies and propaganda to the masses? They are basically a foreign power intervening and operating within your own country.
Isaiah Russell
(((Gunterberg)))
Samuel Ramirez
Elaborate..
Hunter Evans
>(((Gutenberg)))
Hudson Ross
You have to admit he does have a striking resemblance though. The curvature of the ears, the trademark nasolabial folds, the brow bones, his thin lips, his head shape. It's all there. He even has the Hitler smile.
I'm a doctor and it is plausible that this man is literally Hitler.
Colton Johnson
If he really was Hitler then he must have his old uniform or something that only he had.
Nolan Powell
Lobes, eye sockets, brows, stuff changes with old age due to gravitational pull.
This is actually a very interesting picture...
The shape of the eyelits are very similar. The ears would be rather consistent if you take aging into account. Hitler had slight overarching brows, taking aging into account this would be consistent too... with his eyebrows being stretched inwards into the sockets. The overall shape of the skull matches too.
When looking at old pictures, sometimes you'll see a slight dental declination.
Its an interesting pic.
Thomas Watson
OP you dumb motherfucker you linked to a satire site.
John Long
Good to see that the mods are on top of things today
Jayden Morris
look to the actions of our "barbaric and uneducated " ancestors
they were correct then, and they are correct now
Noah Powell
argentina is white
Dominic Smith
It would be hilarious if it was true
Justin Hernandez
No. Hitler had Parkinson's disease and was showing signs of insanity. On top of that, he was under extreme stress at the time of the war.
It's highly improbable that he would have lived a decade past the time he died, let alone one seven decades.
Easton Myers
Yeah, but that's obviously the old version of Hitler's waifu from this photo from the 50s.
Hudson Robinson
Big if true.
Nicholas Martinez
>(((Salta)))
Lol, no. Pic related is their flag.
Luis Ramirez
Would be funny, also confirming the nazi secret expermients were a success if he lasted so long.
Isaiah Howard
My great grandpa was a German National Socialist in the Luftwaffe . He died of cancer in Germany when I was 2 though. Although he did hold me on the one time I was able to visit him. That picture of men and the old man is all I have of him. The reason I bring this up is because this guy looks a lot like my great grandad.
Easton Reyes
Party pooper
Michael Lewis
Thats The Holy Mecha-Führer to you, landstrider
Robert Moore
Joseph Lee
He doesn't look like a faggot to me
Christopher Butler
Andrew Walker
He did have blue eyes though, retard.
Owen Perry
He's got a jew nose now now though.
Easton Brown
kek
Ryan Adams
>baginning to lose his mind
>128 years old
well
Brayden Young
I want to believe...
Alexander King
Sebastian Smith
Idiotic. Hitler was a junkie whose health was failing near the end of the war. Even if he had survived the war, he wouldn't have lasted longer than a few years.