ANOTHER Friday night alone?!

ANOTHER Friday night alone?!

Friend invited me out tonight but idk if I want to go. I'm severely overweight and don't want to drink really. What should I do?

Yep, such is life

yeah but i got 6000$ in neetbux from the government so im going to get insanely drunk and piss black people off on twitter

Alone? You´re here with us user :))). Forever.

drink

Going sailing. Maybe fish a little

Same as every night, user. What n00b level are you on that this still bothers you?

enjoy the peace and quiet

I fucked a girl on weds who looks really attractive with clothes on. not a knockout when nakey, but better than bein' alone!

don't kill yourself. DON'T.

The helium tank and mask came in earlier today. Just gotta go down to the hardware store and get some putty to make a good seal.

jokes on them, i wanted to be alone.

Pushups and diet

Give me an email and if this thread doesn't 404 I can give you a plan

Lose some weight if it bothers you
Don't bring it up and make excuses with it if it doesn't..

Good lad

>implying it can be otherwise
Nice trick friendo, I'd rather wail in misery and keep the only one I ever liked in my head as a fuzzy chunk of memories than "move on" and feel regret every moment.

I literally ate pussy and blew my load over her cunt 10 mins ago

Shit life

Friday night alone?

Cool, improve yourself and go on a 30 minute run! Do some pull ups and core workout too, maybe read some history or political book.

Just drinking alone, mate. What else is there to do?

It's Saturday fag

only every friday night for the past 1000+ fridays

I love JBP.

There's no point if you already know you're an archetypal loser. I could run 100 miles a day and have 3% body far but you know what?

It's never good enough.

shaving off that itchy beard made my whole night.

im by meself and you know what??? im not going to drink! hell yeah to the sober life!

Not sure why your weight your prevent you from spending time with friends, but if it is, do something about it starting tonight. Shit ain't as hard as you think it is bro, I promise.

t. user who lost 100 lbs

I'm never alone. The Lord is always with me.

Jumping on a flight from Tokyo to Hong Kong, would hate to be you losers.

ive had a beard for years and its never itched me once

posted at 1 am, saturday in bulgaria
what did american leftypol vpn mean by this

wanna hop into my nobully discord? :3

...

do u hate other SNSD memers? besides jessica ofc

Same. I always assume it gets itchy if you don't practice proper hygiene?

mfw

no theyre just irrelevant to me

I had a long work week, I went out with my buddies last Friday and have a date tomorrow night.
So fuck you OP, if I wanna stay in and play video games, eat pain pills and drink beer tonight I've been enough of a normie to have earned it.
And to keep it political, Condi has a new book I'm reading tonight too.

i wash n everything it just itches.

right?

why dont you faggots go to the gym.
There no excuse to not be in shape.
It makes you feel so much better about yourself.

I'm going to play video games with friends in 40 minutes!

this

i let my hair grow out, n now hair shows up everywhere. in my food,drink.

Had a long week of work and don't feel like being around anyone desu

No you didn't

God people who lie on Sup Forums are unbelievable faggots

Do you know where you are? Even if you are sincere why would he put out an email address connected to himself?