Syria General /sg/ - Shitty Nazbol Memes Edition

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>SOUTHFRONT Jun 16
youtu.be/FjmSuPfffFk

>Newest Interviews with Assad
youtu.be/UlXRv8tf5Z8
youtu.be/arHsOcXeN2Q

PERMANENT MAPS
>Livemap
globaleventmap.org
>hohol livemap
syria.liveuamap.com/
>Military map
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>Syria conflict map
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>Fan maps
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RECENT MAPS
>Mosul Jun14
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>Raqqa Jun15
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>Dara'a Jun14
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>Palmyra Jun14
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>E Ghouta Jun14
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>DeZ Jun10
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>N Syria/Iraq Jun10
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>S Syria/Iraq Jun10
i.imgur.com/mjh1qA0.jpg

Developments Jun16
>Palmyra:SAA continues to advance in Arak area, full control in coming days
>Raqqa:SAA liberates Sufyan Oil Fields+ 4 villages, reach Wahab oil/gas fields
>IS claims 32SDF deaths, black hawks hellies evacuate US wounded soldiers
>Daraa:SAA captured 50%of the Daraa's Camp
>E Damascus:SAA getting ready for large offensive in Jobar district
>Palestinian paramilitary reinforcements arrive in E Damascus to replace some SAA soldiers
>Red Cross, UN send a humanitarian convoy to militant-held enclave in north Homs
>100k civis behind ISIS lines in Mosul
>Syria, Jordan in talks to reopen Nassib border-crossing, rebels to leave, trade to start again
>Putin:US repeatedly interfered in Russian elections via NGO's and diplomatic staff
>Qatar to sign agreement for 36 F15 jets
>US military deploys long-range missiles to combat the SAA in border region
>Yemeni Navy strikes Saudi military vessel near Mocha Port

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slobodnyvysielac.sk/
liveleak.com/view?i=106_1497628608
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>Bassem @BBassem7 13h hours ago
>This a civilian in E Ghouta tortured by the SAA accused of being a member of a rebel group
It's OK when Assad does it right guise?

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previous: >must watch

American senator tell the other side of the story: youtu.be/0FNtEWfay_8
>Virginia senator on Aleppo: youtu.be/VfyDgDTu0Go
UN Neutral report on "War Crimes" in Syria: youtu.be/Yc-RmAVK8Pg
>Syria: Not a Revolution: youtu.be/8prwbWLa7f0

>THE TRUTH ABOUT White helmets: youtu.be/8aAaReVn2I4 | youtu.be/Es7oBV6b43Y
more on white helmets: youtu.be/tseqwNIXhDQ | youtu.be/792ODrhwKkk
White helmets killing a child for UN youtu.be/9nj6fc69qjM

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"CM attacks" in Khan Shiekoun on April 4
washingtonsblog.com/2017/04/67182.html
>President Assad: Chemical Attack was 100% Fabrication youtu.be/_pGAcv-cvA4
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>What's REALLY Happening in Syria (by SyrianGirlPartisan): youtu.be/t6BRVQDEO7k
Syria ambassador in USA: youtu.be/U3LTTbOYVfU
>The Face of American Regime Change: youtu.be/T634A6AWR9c
Assad visits monastery for Christmas: youtu.be/aG_SutViEmQ
Soldier met family after 5 years: youtu.be/zHoeU9mZ1Xss
>The Lies of Syria: youtu.be/TjHniRRgOao
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NGO’s and hybrid warfare: youtu.be/ro1byfe5vUM
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WikiLeaks: Turkish oil minister links to Isis oil trade
- wikileaks.org/berats-box/article
Top aide to Hillary Clinton: :Al-Qaeda is on our side in Syria
- wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/emailid/23225

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Prof: Theodore Postol of the MIT, expert at chemical weaponry wrote a 14 page document in which he dismissed the white house claims about the gas attacks as obviously false, the document can be found here: de.scribd.com/document/344995943/Report-by-White-House-Alleging-Proof-of-Syria-as-the-Perpetrator-of-the-Nerve-Agent-Attack-in-Khan-Shaykhun-on-April-4-2017#from_embed

>BBassem7

I'm so annoyed about our failure to maintain our ground in pixelcanv*s.
We fought well for a week or so. We held our ground, but we all knew that defeat was inevitable.

Assad is killing innocent women and children.

Wael Al Hussaini @WaelHussaini 11m11 minutes ago
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48 hours truce in the South Syria #Daraa and #AlQunitera

Prove it fagg0t
>inb4 Syrian Observatory for human rights

nth for death to Israel

You should add the rainbowfaggots because they were fucking with the Hezbollah flag.

>pic saved

24 Resistance Axis @Syria_Hezb_Iran 51m51 minutes ago
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Replying to @Syria_Hezb_Iran
#BREAKING // EAST #HAMA CS
The #SAA & allied forces have captured Dhahret Tabarat al-Deibeh Area + Hill

Via @C_Military1

>flag
i already did this meme pal

24 Resistance Axis @Syria_Hezb_Iran 33m33 minutes ago
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Replying to @Syria_Hezb_Iran @C_Military1
Strategic view of East #Hama & #Homs CS's
Situation + Axes of advances

We need to support our Israeli friends.

Our greatest ally.

no way

We've been completely over run, at least the Huezilians fucked up the anarchist bastards though.

>pic related
what stunning art depicting the fight against imperialism i ust love the lack of faces on the people on the right
its obviously used to show how people are dehumanized by the war machine

Thats just scratches from intense sex
He did too good of a job giving her the D

We should bring more Syrian refugees.

Syrian Mod : Truce in Daraa for 48 hours

>twitter.com/MIG29_/status/876050338566066178

as i already said, the only things the SAA is expert at is failing and fleeing.

all its attacks in Deraa miserabily failed with a huge ammount of dead khomeinist pedophiles.

>inb4 "but hurr durr syrian geneal said this and this"

syrian geneal crying again

HUGE

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Syrian Mod : Truce in Daraa for 48hours

twitter.com/MIG29_/status/876050338566066178

#.Agreement with jordan government

#Negotiation ongoing for open border crossing between Syrian government and Jordan

Yes, support them into the chambers.

Yeah, maybe, although there isn't much space left.
Brazilfags also send a wave of green towards us, I thought of adding them too.
The whole thing is over now so it's an aged meme and I can't be bothered atm.
>pic is a glorious picture that me and a few others started, but Brazil killed us before we could finish.

ey maghreboi hows it going how much welfare and new spongebob memes have you collected?

#Reconciliations talks with few towns/villages ongoing. #Daraa

>tfw my eternal pessimistic prediction was right

>how much welfare and new spongebob memes have you collected?
Probably nothing left because he send it to his rebel friends in Idlib.

Goatfucker

Here is a meme that I just finished.
Fresh off the meme production line!

the guy on the left standing next to the girl with the photo frame looks like he just left a labour camp

the guy standing next to the black israeli touching himself looks like a mentally challenged guy who i know

>whenever i see him hes with his parents he smells like he just shart himself and has his whole ass sticking out his pants (cheek and all)

that doesn't even look too bad. It's all just on the surface. I looked worse after a skiing accident

ffs Gruber.

Yes. Jihadist cockroaches deserve neither pity nor mercy, only merciless punishment.

I fully convinced Navalny is autistic, I guess this is how all of the millennials sympathize

wait, so they literally have a retard army?

Al Jazeera's twitter got suspended for a few hours but it's back up now.
I wonder who is behind this.

the fact that comic was published by an extreme american evangelical (jack chick) makes it more funny

not really religious but i read some one of his comics online once

>guy molesting his daughter
>gets caught by cops
>cop starts dropping the jesus bomb on him
>iveseenthelight.jpg
>promises to atone for his sins and stop molesting his daughter
>did i mention it says he gave his daughter gonorrhea
>did i mention in the comic makes it look like shes 10
>cop lets a child molester go and allows him to keep his child because he "found jesus" despite him giving her FUCKING GONORRHEA
>final panel shows the man now with his wife and daughter (who he raped) apparently cured of his molesting ways and happy to have found jesus
>comic implies hes saved and is going to heaven

>this is logical to mr.chick

is he just borderline retarded or does he like little girls or some shit? fucking disgusting

They are highly trained special forces.

just a coincidence

prince al waleed al cocksuki owns twitter

>#BREAKING
>#BREAKING

>HUGE
>HUGE

>Military source to me:
>FUCKING MILITARY SOURCE TO ME:

>90% of the palestinian camp in Deraa is under SAA control
>I repeat, 90% OF THE PALESTINIAN CAMP IN DERAA IS UNDER SAA CONTROL

>500 rebels killed in 2 days of shelling before the offensive in Deraa
>5 000 000 REBELS KILLED IN 2 DAYS OF SHELLING BEFORE THE OFFENSIVE IN DERAA

>TOMORROW WILL BE BUSY DAY FOR REPORTERS
>TOMORROW WILL BE BUSY DAY FOR REPORTERS

>t. butthurt assadistic khomeinoid weebcuck suheil's gay /k/ommando

SAA BTFO (wew) as
U S U A L
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L A U S U

im an australian and this is right here guys is great shitposting (in particular the sub category of nonsense posting)

>5 000 000 REBELS KILLED
Why are you downplaying the deaths of the 50 million rebels killed in the great Daraa holocaust?

>Good news for the SAA
>SAA BTFO

What?

#Daraa: 48 hours ceasefire was proposed by Jordan and rebels.

#Syrian government counter request was to open negotiations with Jordan regarding few other issues .amongst which is border crossing .


Jordan and rebels getting cucked if u ask me and Daraa was just a sideshow for SAA.

his greentext is LARP and normal text is his commentary about it

Syrian r*fugee died in the Grenfell Tower incident. Imagine escaping the cruelty of Assad's barrel bombs filling with baby killing sarin just to die in a fire created by the burgoisie.

#RestInPower

Yeah, the same post with the same pictures again and again and again and again is masterclass.

wow thats actually pretty sad i know israel has pretty fucked conscript laws but...shit didnt know it was that fucked

2020 is going to be an Awesome election.

stop making fun of IDF specops pls.

Ugh, I am pretty new to politics. I am not really keeping up with political events in my country yet.
But eh, the way I would call our current situation is being goverment cucked. There have been number of scandals in our goverment coalition parties. Basically enstablishment. Nepotism, corruption, overstepping one's juristiction, etc...
Basically something akin to what was happening in democratic party in USA except our goverment figures are too incompetent to hide it.
Our mainstream media focus on trivial news and when they report on something significant they behave like MSM in the west except they can do it more subtly.

In 2016 ex-stormer and his political party gained 8 seats in parliament, their first time in goverment. Media pay him little mind but when they do, they do it like with Trump in the west. His political party is suggesting laws like making trees in country key resource and stop illegal stealing of wood or solutions to gypsy question. Gypsies are something like niggers. No sane person likes gypsies in general. Coalition largely ignore Kotleba and his party, never attenting his suggestions.

Coalition promised to not agree to immigrant quotas. They didn't but they still snuck through few and gave them some shelter and such. Gypsies get this stuff all the time when their homes crumble on themselves because of no maintainace. They move them out and buy them new homes. Most Slovakians really hate that.
Even though Coalition put on a face that they will stand by will of the people, our representatives in European parliament turned back on us and voted with whatever was most popular opinion in European council. Our goverment is far from as based as some may think and only few realize that.

Our largest true opposition media is slobodnyvysielac.sk/ . They are good, possibly much better than Infowars but its difficult to get into the topic. They almost never supply quick run down of any kind.

FSA DOES IT AGAIN

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Should be just the void and BRS , since the commies, fsa and ypg got fucked too.

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but its like anti-humor when its unfunny as it is as long as you take a laid back approach to it its pretty funny (but thats just like my opinion and sheit)

It bothers me greatly to see Autistic people. I hate them with a fiery passion. I truly believe that society would benefit if we had them put down like dogs.

>even worse that majority were ethnic minorities.
Can someone explain to me what the fuck this is supposed to mean? I just cannot formulate any sort of explanation in my head

Is this man suggesting that ethnic minorities' lives are worth more? Is he concerned about the statistical impact a few deaths have on a smaller group? Questions, questions

You should make that with Theresa May. Would make more sense since Asda is mainly in Britain.

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Looks like the entire building was a refugee center.

>Autistic
Am I being trolled right now?

naw, I like it when one uses
>integration
>progressive
>inclusivness
to put them on open display to laugh at them

He is anti-white, anyone of color is worth more than a white life. There is no such thing as racial equality amongst his beliefs, he can proclaim his belief in racial equality as much as he desires, but his actions disprove his belief.

/ourguy/

youtube.com/watch?v=j6jL95BaSeM

he's parodying /sg/ because some were unironically saying that the saa will just retake daraa, ignoring that a river runs through the city which the saa is simply not capable of tackling

but the ceasefire is definitely not a loss for the government, especially if the jordanians are getting lavrovd and a reconciliation agreement comes out of it

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wew, many similar stories with lots of these evangelical types.
Should definitely be in gaol.

>liveleak.com/view?i=106_1497628608


Sides are gone

That's a normal and sane belief to hold.

>is he suggesting their lives are worth more
hes implying there DEATHS are more important

if a religious/cultural/ethnic/any other majority dies its just death but if any minority religious/cultural/ethnic/racial dies its cuz of "muh biased society"

plus it was one of those giant verticle ghetto blocks so its "rich oppression of the poor" and "white rich people not caring bout poor minorities" pretty fucked

I'm going to assume this is a serious post, I genuinely hate autistic persons.

The use of that language implies that they want more autism and to degrade society more.

and he's got a point about shitty sources

>Is this man suggesting that ethnic minorities' lives are worth more?
It's the same logic as with women and children. They are perceived as the underclass in society and deserve special protection. Minorities are not deserving of independence and have to be treated like children

HAIL

Technically all the victims were ethnic minorities (since there is no clear ethnic majority in London, especially that part of it).

But yeah, I took that screenshot from a commie/black supremacist Instagram page and all the comments are just things like that+emojis.

Back to the main point: they do think that non whiten lives are worth more than white lives. The only race where this could be considered true is Asians, other than that there isn't a race superior to whites.

youtube.com/watch?v=s2v0swWUlLE

youtube.com/watch?v=t-Q-4ONCDRo

youtube.com/watch?v=hv5BzovaaHo

youtube.com/watch?v=Nkr_COi3YmI

Enjoy

wow im fucking done that in my head is a literal war crime

Steve Power, Sheila Smith, Dennis Murphy, Tony Disson and possibly Marco Gottvardi are collateral damage. I feel bad for them.
>Everyone else, pic related.

Hopefully Lily Allen was right and the death toll is +150

(Pic related is from a different black supremacist page)

ckecked
larping as bongroach again?

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thanks

a few lashes buh fucking hu. atleast he is still alive and can recover easily, cant say that about the moderate beheaders

Russians in Afghanistan.

honestly Erdogan is fun. It gives a good reason to fellow Germans to shit on the Roaches and it's totally acceptable. Would Erdoroach be a liberal EU sucking cuck then I can't imagine this to be possible.

oy vey, Saudi Arabia and Israel getting along it's a miracle

Man, it's better than I expected.

That's a parody, right?

>+150
where the fuck did you get that number? ive seen no reports of that

>it's better than I expected
What did you mean by this? It's better because so many people died? It's better because they're basically all shitskins? Or both, like me, because I'm really demented?

Both.

Nah just shitposting at this point.

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looks like typical apartment building in londonistan

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