You fucking aborted pieces of microdick waste think it's funny to call Turks cockroaches huh? You know what the fuck you're looking at? That's right: a Turkish National Wrestling Champion, and two-time Mr. Turkey in oil wrestling. I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. Not only that but I hold a black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and Sambo. I currently compete in mixed martial arts, and will most likely be competing in the big leagues (UFC) if I maintain my success.
They're already calling me the next Brock Lesnar.
With my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame, not to mention my sheer brute force and amazing agility normally associated with men half my size, I have no doubt in my mind that if any of you pencil-necked faggots faced me one-on-one, you would be on the ground before you fucking knew it.
I could kick the fucking shit out of any of you.
Fuck you.
Michael Wright
>a Turkish National Wrestling Champion aren't they grabbing eachs others cocks while doing that? Turkish Wrestling is the gayest shit there is.
Nolan Scott
I saw a video of this guy crapping into another guys mouth and then French kissing each other.
Christopher Brown
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Jayden Walker
fuck off larping faggot
Jeremiah Jones
Don't forget he's larping and still choosing to be manlet. God fucking turkroaches are irredeemable.
Oliver Brown
This steroid cockroach is really triggered. Do you think you can beat my 12gauge shot gun?
John Kelly
you'd have to be extremely obese or massively swole to be 5'9 and 250 you retarded turkroach, and if you were you would have no agility whatsoever
Jayden Sullivan
>5'9 >250lbs Fat fuck. i know Autistic Midgets with Down Syndrome™ that kick the shit out of you. Fuck off with your rolly-polly karate bullshit
Jonathan Morales
>The next Brock Lesnar >5'9"
Josiah Cruz
i don't think he has the capacity to realize that
Brody Howard
You can be steroided to 250lbs, the stake can bear your weight, don't worry roach.
Landon King
>250 lbs I hope it's not you in that pic then, because if that niggah's 5'9", then he's at best 180 lbs.
Brandon White
>oil wrestling
GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY
Also, retake Constantinople.
Mason Sanchez
old pasta is old monobrow
Landon Butler
Kek the Krull belt buckle Turks are more like fagroaches. Not cock- oh wait yeah dick bugs that's a Turk
Parker Garcia
> 5'9" Faggot cockroach manlet, kill yourself.
Grayson Ortiz
haha nice try good to see steve-o doing well though
Oliver Perry
> I was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0 with my 5'9 and 250 lbs frame im 5-10 and 260 ill fuck you up cockroach, had an 86-0 record in college
Jace Sanders
Champion in oil wrestling?
Connor Powell
>oil wrestling so you're a faggot? or thats just wrestling like in America, but Turks are so greasy its called oil wrestling? Please elaborate
Connor Rodriguez
Oil wrestling? You suck alot of dicks, don't you...
Julian Parker
fuck off cockroach
Jaxon Turner
hey look, a muscular roach
we'll gas him last
Carson Russell
Roids user. Capped delts are a dead giveaway.
Luke Powell
one problem though
your skin is kind of poopy
Christopher Stewart
This copy pasta again? Oy vey.
Cooper Thomas
Turkish oiled wrestling is gay as fuck. Grabbing each others oily cocks is the faggiest thing ever.
Xavier Bell
>oil wrestling Literally gayer than actual faggots having sex. >5'9 >admitting to being a manlet Waiter this pasta is stale
Hunter Nelson
Manlets, when will they learn?
Julian Ward
I heard he got paid like only $50 for it too.
Jayden Martinez
>was undefeated in college with a record of 85-0. N
DNA results or KYS
Angel Sullivan
>5'9 and 250 lbs >next Brock Lesnar
We need more pics of your body for proof o/w BTFO
Easton Price
>be L.A. user non fag >community college >start banging hot Turkish chick >total fucking slut, licks butt, takes in ass >start banging other Turkroaches in her group >all pretty hot, all total sluts, get girlfriend >dating 5 months, ask her to shave mustache >says it will grow back worse >ain't there some laser shit, I'll chip in >her feelings are hurt >tell her I don't kiss men and dump her >roach fucking is a hairy endeavor
Asher Baker
all I see is a faggot
Thomas Miller
This. Naked oiled men wrestling is pretty much gay.
Jose Foster
>this is how insecure turkroaches are
Christian Rivera
>5.9
Will they ever learn?
Bentley Parker
No, it's exactly that. They dip themselves in oil an then wrestle against each-other.
Landon Bell
>5'9"
lel, cool it hothead
Jaxon Watson
I mean, I know its copy pasta, but you should really change the '250'lbs frame part. That dude is like 180-190 tops.
This is what 250lbs on a 5'9 frame looks like:
Kevin Miller
Another Turkish faggot like Ataturk and Mehmet the Damned. All of Turkey's national heroes were fags. They worship faggots.