What do you think Sup Forums?

What do you think Sup Forums?

>welfare comes out of thin air

>money should vanish into jewish pockets

>Hello I'm a liberal and I'm incapable of explaining my political beliefs without referencing children's pop culture.

>Be in 2nd place
>Niggers getting welfare items fuck me over since I can't defend myself
>In the end my skills mean nothing because someone randomly got an item which took me out

if you don't understand the economy, you shouldn't be making statements on how it ought to run.

In other words, a progressive income tax? We already have this but increasing it might be good too.

why dont commies move to africa and show us how it done?

>I am a lazy piece of shit yet I am entitled to the benefits of hard working people
>it is not fair that their success doesn't align with my lazyness

I'm not sure what she thinks these power ups would be in real life, more likely power downs in the form of more taxes. We have leftist children ranging their political metaphors from Game of Thrones to Harry Potter to Star Wars to now Mario Kart, how do they expect us to engage them seriously?

Also has she seen how often 2nd and 3rd place in MK get fucked over and launched back to 10th-11th? Lol

That's already how it works
1% pays 40% of the taxes

>The most hated part of mario kart is a good idea

>start last
>get star powerup
>reach second place
>use star powerup
>get an irrecoverable advantage

And people who actually are good at the game get fucked over by 100 of shells from people who suck and end up last.
Truly a socialist wet dream.

Great idea. If you want to destroy competition. Did you get participation trophies as a kid?

>Paris Hilton
>Donald Trump
>hard working people

Nah, just money doing its thing. Get enough of it and it kind of just sticks around.

I agree. Corporations lobbying the government to give them advantages over their competitors is not a sign of a free market.

how about no powerups, and the game is dependent on what character you chose and how well you play

Why do libshits always think the world should be like Harry Potter books or video games?

But if you're in first place you just get bananas, and all those do is shit on the people behind you.

Yes I think a video game is a good model for reality.

this still wouldnt work, lazy pieces are going to stay lazy pieces of shit and complain because someone who is more motivated has a better life.
It would only be a matter of time before they would advocate literally handicapping people to even the playing field.

Where did their money come from then?

>Also has she seen how often 2nd and 3rd place in MK get fucked over and launched back to 10th-11th? Lol

Also you could be leading the entire time and get jewed at the end of the race by a gibsmedat commie blue shell.

Yeah except there isn't 100 million players jockeying for last place so they can trade their sick power ups for some lean and dominoes.

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>get to 1st place
>have first chance to get money around the course
>receive more money than anyone else as items
>shitters try and fuck you over the entire game

Sounds like how our economy works

I don't see a problem with this.

>Dude being a billionaire President is easy
>I could totally do that

Yes.
Mario Kart is a game known for fairness.

Skilled players racing as toad will still win. This is an analogy for the society we live in right now.

An ancestor 200y ago provided a service once or got in good with (((them))) and now they're basically royalty except you're not allowed to call them that.

>Who can say where the wind blows in the distance

>be in 4th place
>3rd, 2nd, and 1st place are long gone
>only get triple mushrooms because 5th place keeps riding my ass
So you want to make the economy more unfair?

It doesn't need to be "progressive". It shouldn't even be a percent of your wealth. It should be a flat number, and if you can't pay it then you don't get any services from the government.

in both of those cases in particular inheritance

Their fathers for both of them. Time honored tradition for someone a couple dozen years ago to build an empire and then to let the momentum of it carry their kids. See also: Kennedys, Bushs, Vanderbilts (Anderson Cooper is one), etc. Chelsea Clinton has a seat on the board of The Clinton Foundation? How did that happen?!?!?

This but instead these people have to forfeit all their wealth to poor african children

the shitlibs I mean, but of course they won't want to do that when its their stuff getting taken away

i find it hard to believe that all of these limousine liberals would be so quick to give up their comfortable lives just like that.

fucking lol

sounds like communism

No, because this is why video games have started to suck nutsack

This is actually what makes Mario Kart a shitty game. Any player, regardless of ability, has a decent chance of coming in first place because of the unpredictable power up system. This discourages better players and fosters mediocrity - so pretty much a loser millenial's utopia.

So why do they keep supporting candidates who are promising to raise their taxes?

> I have no understanding of family mbers and elders providing for their children
> 1 million USD turned into 4 billion USD is a piece of cake
> we should take everything away because of that their parents did and even the playing field
> man, I am so tired, lets smoke some weed and watch some Star Wars

Gtfo to reddit you commie shites

Nope. You have to work to get to first place, and you shouldnt have to use power ups.

They think they aren't going to get any of the consequences. As far as they're concerned it's free money for them.

i said the same minus the mario kart part when i was 5 years old,
then i grew up

The 1% is literally so much better than the average person that it would do little to negate their edge over other people. Seriously, it's fucking ridiculous how driven these people are. I know nepotism is everyone's go-to for explaining these people getting into positions of power but you don't just sit with power; it's a constant effort to maintain your position lest someone more driven come along and take it. Also normies suck. If you were to give this bitch a million dollars she's spend it on gum and lotto-tickets.

What if i want to drive off the track

What if i want to go to a different track

What if i dont like my car and cant modify it

Why tbe fuck are we racing?

replace daisy with a FUCKING WHITE MALE,
and that's exactly what they want.

An economic system based on Mario Kart is all well and good, but when will the government get their shit together and start one based on Harry Potter or Star Wars?

Mario should give his powerups to the kangs since he's a better driver.

Good god no.

Oh please, I hate this bitch too but there are so many twentysomethings living off trust funds in Brooklyn and San Francisco and LA who don't do a damn thing to be considered "driven." They don't have to do anything, and in 10 or 20 years they will still have enough money to not have to do anything.

Mario Kart is bullshit. If you're in first place, you can easily stay there because the person in second place never gets any good items except for maybe an occasional red shell. But if you're in say, 5th place, every other player around you is getting stars and 3 red shells, meaning you're constantly getting whacked with items and dropping down in position. If you get hit multiple times in a row and drop down into last place, it's almost impossible to regain your position in the pack unless you get a bullet bill. Mario Kart's item distribution makes it harder to crawl from the middle to first place, not easier.

Everyone gets random items starting at their birth. Some people get so many items they never need to work a day in their lives.

> SPBP

If you are not jewish and somehow become very successful, your wealth should be drained.

This. Crash Team Racing was even worse about it.
>be first place the entire race
>last place gets super giga nigga power up
>rekts everyone through last lap
That mentality incentives you to hold yourself back because the free shit you're given ends up being an unfair advantage.

So punish winning to try and force equivalent outcomes. I didnt know nintendo jumped on the sjw train.... fuckin hell baka

BY THE BALLOT OR THE BULLET BILL

No it doesn't. Communism has equal fair salary, not special flakes. Rewards and bosses are an American thing. Communism doesn't has rewards, it has enough of everything so you buy yourself what you want. Rewards are teasing. I don't need rewards, i need enough money and low prices.

Pro comment.

The fundamental problem with socialism and communism is they assume everyone is a the same, and the reason for wealth inequality is because of an unfair capitalist system. But the truth is you could redistribute all the wealth in the world equally and the vast majority of people who were rich would be rich again in 10 years while the people who were poor before would be poor again in 10 years.

I'm talking about the 1%
(or maybe the .1% if you'd prefer) that make more money than entire cities combined. I'm assuming that's who she's talking about as well.

Rich kids might grow up to be shitty normies but they either marry money, produce something, or die poor. I knew a bunch of rich kids in college that are now 30-something fatfucks living on 70k a year.

Can someone post that meme where it's going through the years of racial history and it's like "Bro it's just some civil rights, calm down... It's just a few refugees, calm down... Lol white people are a minority now" this gif is an accurate portrayal of that

Spbp

how is it unfair? you know about this why not use it?

It already is.

that's bullshit and the power ups should be random. i have gotten red shells a shit ton in first places, mario kart 8 seems to have done that more. i don't remember that happening as often on snes.

>if you're in first you should get blue shell'd, star'd, bullet'd, red shell'd, green shell'd, and then push off a bridge
>and then pushed off the bridge again

>bosses are an American thing
>communism has enough of everything
4/10 false flag, too obvious

Why are you defending the wealth of rich cunts?

>We should punish those who try hard and develop useful skills.

Oh, it's COMMUNISM. How fun!

Then what would be the point in trying to be 1st? Everyone would just hang at and compete for last place for free gibs.

Everytime you offer (((them))) or gov money,
they will use it to control you.
And of example provide money only to (((aproved))) people, agenda, university.

But that is how it works. The richer you are the more you have to pay for the same shitty service.

>Finally dreams come true
>Have enough money to help the family
>Oh what's that sound
>Suddenly blue explosion
>back on the streets with a fucking loin cloth

>losing and luck should be mote important than skills and perseverance

Liberals inironically believe this

>your money should go to niggers
If you're okay with that sure.

Are you a communist?

>rich cunts

I love how you leftists automatically assume those with wealth didn't earn it and are bad people. You will always lose. Every. Single. Time.

>implying things are cheaper now
1/10 flagfag, pointless reply

No. Ghetto lottery winners become broke in a matter of years. White or black.

>Wealthy should get blue shelled because they are doing a good job.

Then why would I want to succede and become an entrepenure

I wouldn't assume that's who she's talking about. She probably legitimately means anyone who is even marginally upper-middle class.

Are you rich?

It's a simple fact that majority of wealth is inherited. The American Dream is a myth to make you complacent in a system that abuses the poor for (((their))) benefit. Keep using the communist boogieman, though.

Wii MarioKart is as bad.

MarioKart 64 generally lets winners win.

>It's a simple fact that majority of wealth is inherited.

People shouldn't be allowed to own their own property and pass it along to their children? Why are you blaming others for your own failures in life? It's not the rich man's fault that you're poor.

Name 5 people with 100 million or more net worth who aren't athletes, Jews or didn't inherit it.

>start business
>blueshelled

Double dash was a better game this system makes the game feel unfair if you're good

>are you rich?

Nope. But I'm far from poor and doing extremely well in life. Under your economic ideal EVERYBODY would be equally poor and miserable. No thanks, mate!

>Inheriting money make its earning illegitimate

Lol nope.

And I wonder if that has anything to do with 99% of people without money not having a fucking clue how to start growing what they have?

Are you going to buy some $OCUL calls for their approval next month?

Are you buying any $SHIPW for their ER in a couple weeks?

Have you been buying any $PDI/$PCI/$PTY/$PCN for the ridiculous yield?

Did you pick up any $ETE / $EPD / $MMP when MLPs crashed over a year ago? Would that 30% tax-free yield have helped someone grow what money they have?

Keep up with the inheritance boogieman, broke fucking loser faggot.

I'm not poor. Why do those children deserve to inherit property simply for being born into a wealthy family? That's hardly earning it. It just encourages the hording of wealth -- never giving any back to the community. Some people have taken it to the extreme (see: Jews)

If you're doing so well, why the hell are you wasting your time here?

>100 million or more

Ahhh.. you're just super salty at the super prosperous. Get a job you fucking leech.

Because it's supposed to be a racing game. The less skilled driver shouldn't be given an unfair advantage in the name of equality. If you want to win you should get better at driving.