How do I convince my only friend not to kill himself?

how do I convince my only friend not to kill himself?

You can't do it.

suck his dick and turn him gay

Tell him to get back in the car

a true friend would do this without a second thought

Ask Michelle Carter

You can't, he has to decide his own path user.
All you can do is support him and let him know you are there for him, maybe hep unburden him with his problems.

You can't live his life though.

more like a true brit, im serious guys I have 8 days before he does it

It's actually pretty easy.

Tell him he is all you have and that if he does that you will do the same. If he values you at all he won't be able to do it.

LSD

It's tough to live in a world with no meaning,
Is he a failure like me?
Try convincing him to live just to see how much pain he can take.

talk to him with your butt.

Be a better friend?

Here's the thing about your friend.

If he made up his mind, no one will convince him to stop, not even you.

Stop thinking you're fucking special like you can save someone when they don't want to be saved.

If you try to stop him he may try to kill you along with himself.

spoken like a true European.

tolerance is suffering
acceptance is liberation

don't suffer for another one

BUT love a friendship are a big tool for this

gl user

What seems to be the problem?

Unironically have him committed. If you really care enough you'll do what you have to. My best friend offed himself but gave zero notice but had I known I would have done anything to stop him

Whats with the bullshit deadline? (kek)

Not even memeing:DMT.
It basically creates a new personality, a new person.

By getting back in the car.

kill yourself

But what if he's like, "That's a great idea! We'll do it together!"

tell him to "kill himself" aka go into a dissociative fugue, it will have the same effect of leaving his old life behind but if he wants to he can always reset.
Tell him to get a random bus ticket to anywhere, or joing the army or something, and to do in his new life the exact opposite of all his previous instincts. What's the worst that coud happen?

Or try this.

Never in my life have I heard about this method, and it doesn't hurt at all to do so if he's that far in the hole spiritually.

Tell him to visit Sup Forums.

kill yourself before he does. in your reality he will never kill himself

Blow your teeth out the back of your head into his windshield it'll probably freak him out

kill yourself first