Is das our Führer?

Well, how can we know?

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Can anyone use that app to make Adolf old or Argentinian Adolf young?

doesn't look like him

brilliant

Do a DNA Test. Its simple.

different nose among other things.

Did you even look at the picture you dumb fuck.

>128 years old
>able to claim anything

trashed

>128 years old
nice try

Will he come to the US to get rid of niggers?

Adolf Hitler owns a cryogenic chamber to slow down the aging process, so he can rule for a 1000 years.

Antarctica isn't far from Argentina, its possible.

ITS A SATIRE ARTICLE STOP SPREADING BAIT

Eyes are closer together and nose is way different, for starters.

this

We don't have any of our Führer's DNA to test it against, dumbass

you know adolf hitler had family in america

>Führer's DNA to test it against, dumbass

There are relatives alive, their dna was used already in different cases, dumbass

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>Be Hitler
>Escape from Germany at the end of WW2
>Live in exile and under a new identity for 70 years
>In 2017 decide it's time to unmask yourself
Literally why would he do that?

Crippling disease and he'll die no matter what?

>Pawla

I guess it was more like "Paula".

So does that mean Hitler never existed?!?!?

A man with Hitler's talents could not stay anonymous for long. He would be dictator of Argentina before you knew it.

Nah, he knows that the Internationale Judentum would never allow it.

Not what I was expecting.

Well you could start by not being retard

It's because he knows he's going to die soon, also Isreali Secret Services stopped pursuing remnants of the Third Reich a year ago.

>“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

Nose skin sags as you get older. It honestly looks like it could be.

striking resemblance

He wouldn't be smiling

fake, look at the ears. Ears don't change as far as I know.

>128 year old man
We can already tell he is a liar and that the article lack proper sources and is pure poop

Not the same nose.

jew

worldnewsdailyreport.com/argentina-128-year-old-man-claims-he-is-adolf-hitler/

>“I’ve been blamed for a lot of crimes that I’ve never committed. Because of that, I’ve had to spend more than half of my life hiding from Jews, so I’ve had my punishment already.”

>“I’ve been depicted as a bad guy only because we lost the war. When people read my side of the story, it will change the way the perceive me.”

Based.

Would it be possible to track down Hitler's living relatives?