Texas General - /txg/: Shitty OC Edition

Howdy, let's have a comfy Texas thread.

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best burgers reporting in

More OC coming in.

Are you also /dr. pepper/?

Best baseball reporting in

where is that

Best soda reporting in
>tfw no Texan flag on Sup Forums

Can I move to Texas? NY is too expensive.

Lake austin/colorado river

Here's some more OC

best whiskey

As long as you aren't a libfag.

We're tired of libfag commiefornians moving into Austin.

bump

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Don't worry, we're invading Dallas now.

reportan

I love Texas

>tfw I live in the part of the state that everyone else in TX hates but I still like all Texans

You also live in Austin?

Katy reporting in

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fuck off we already have enough niggers.

No, worse.

howdy yall, im from texas. what yalls is up to?

murica! fuck yea!

Rio Grande Valley?

Where?

DFW? El Paso? Brownsville?

Yes. You all hate me but I don't hate you because I'm too smert

I'm whiter than you and put muh checks next to D errytime. at least I bring skills that improve GDP unlike most of you parasites.

>not using the flags-for-int extension

Hueston here. Floated the Frio last week in my Stilton. It was a great time and because mostly white people can afford RVs there weren't a lot of darkies.

Brownsville, San Antonio, El Paso and Austin are comfy

T. hispanic

why does anonymous put his paychecks next to benis

El Paso is not comfy and you need to take that back right the fuck now *unsheathes katana*

I don't hate you desu.

Anyone got a Texan anime reaction face?

REEE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT

>tfw lonely in the cuck capitol
any other /texans/ feel this feel?

Texarkana here.

male prostitution is not a skill and fyi most people round these parts frown upon homosexual activities.

Fun Fact: there was a scientific study cited by Time Magazine in the 1970's that basically can be summarized as
>El Paso is so """""comfy""""" because they put lithium in the water supply

Yeah but if I went any farther eastward into the state once I hit Amarillo I feel like I'd immediately be told YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

Yes

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TEXAS FLAG FOR POL WHEN?????? UPVOTE IF YOU AGREE

Wichita Falls?

>being Texan
>watching anime

You can only choose one

Here is your upboat

XDDDDDDDDDD

get the fuck out
you aren't a real texan

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this

FUCK YOU AND YOUR TRIPS NIGGER

you must know from experience faggot.

>you aren't a real texan
>lives in Austin

Dallas here.
howdy Austin, you liberal hellhole. at least you have Gus's fried chicken

This

I'm from Dallas too, brother! Howdy yall

S-sorry to interrupt. Just a Floridaman wanting to chime in that I love Texas.

>t. spic from El Paso

>not collecting anime reaction images for shitposting purposes despite not even watching anime

wow great comeback.

>implying I want to live here

I'd live out in the country, but muh job muh shekels demands that I live here. Also there was a time when Austin wasn't infested with commiefornians.

All forms of anime are degenerate.

Praybig that this hits, I need a local habbening

Fug forgot pic

you didn't give me much to work with.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE just kidding, thank you kind sir

Hopefully the Houstonniggers get washed away in the flood.

actually Dallas area white master race

>dallas
>white
>TEXAS
>WHITE
you are surely mistaken

>implying (((hollywood))) kikeshit isn't just as degenerate

Let's face it, all media at this point is subverted beyond recognition.

This. San Antonio is literally spic City, electric boogaloo.

One can only hope

>all that water
>high humidity
>all them bugs
>gators
>getting scratched by them bushes when my canoe gets too close
>hazy heat

>comfy

Fuck you.


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>confusing Texas for Florida
>flag

nu/pol/ everybody

Thank god, it keeps most of the commifornians away

>wat is filthy frank
wrong
but as long correct in spirit tbqh

t. pussy NEET weeb who never goes outside

uhh, minus the gators he just described LA

I've been stuck in NC for the past 2 years, this stuff is a godsend.

anyone else about to watch the rangers?

No because then we'll just get more katrina niggers.

>water and humidity in LA
Nigga wut?

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your point is correct in spirit*

Ahhh Big Red is the good shit.

Mr Pibb > Dr. Pepper

fite me irl

Whataburger so based japs put it in there games

Lubbock reporting in

summer as of late is garbage there. also
>muh water meme
is somewhat accurate, but remember if it becomes a huge issue, there WILL be migration.

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Being that this is Sup Forums, How do we prevent Texas from going purple?

ICE ICE BABY!

allow immigration

Inflict gang wars so that the spics kill each other

Which flood? Katrina brought a lot of new ones in.

>tfw we are supposed to get a really heavy hurricane season this year.

thank fuck, we haven't had a good hurricane in over a decade.

i don't think texas will go blue ever. honestly some 2nd and especially 3rd gen and beyond hispanics who work and pay taxes like trump and have silimar ideals to the republicans hard work and despise handout demorcrats. especially texan mexicans. tldr im expecting most texan mexicans in 10-20 years to vote red.

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What is Galveston like in thinking of moving there?

Galveston is shit. la Porte is shittier because it's hurricane prone, hence why houses are cheap. North eastern clear lake is good but is college territory lots of mudslimes. the rest of clear lake is good but expensive sort of.

Texas City is better.

You can't stop me.

Don't move to a city and don't move to Texas if you're a shitlib yankee bitch.

I only drink Dr. Pepper with certain cuisines