>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT??? ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
The 1st and 15th all the niggers get their SSI so the ones that got paid on the 15th are still up, high on crack, paranoid, and armed.
Should be a good night .
Wyatt Phillips
CPD thread Best Thread. > Be Me. > on vacation, wife gets a little home sick cause she misses her puppy. > turn on CPD, she cheers up and feels better. > /comfy/ just like a Saturday night at home. > be the hero, gonna be a good night tonight, Roberts.
Camden Rivera
Checking my key right now
Julian Rogers
>rare straight white male dispatch >sassy dispatch
good night indeed
Ian Turner
I bet the amber lamps is going to be busy in Chicago tonight
Ryder Baker
Evening Roberts.. Got chilled bottle o wine & a steak grilling out back . >C-O-M-F-Y
Christopher Allen
Three men on a porch. Shooting a gun. Dark complexion and dreadlocks.
Jackson Foster
Hey Roberts, hope you've settled in already.
>Viewership seems down. It's usually hovering around 1100-1300 anons...
James Morris
you guys know ? I fall asleep listening every night . First thing I wake up to is Good morning Adams. Start the day right. start the day >C-O-M-F-Y
Michael Peterson
bump
Evan Hughes
>ambiant music tribal nigger shit
Jace Morgan
Male beating his boyfriend?
>Guess he was getting his ass torn apart one way or the other.
Eli Russell
male beating his boyfriend on the. Red tank top.
Liam Jenkins
>male beating his boyfriend
Andrew Walker
Whew lad
Caleb Peterson
>woooooooomp wooooooooooooooomp
oh my its a bit early to get cheeky isn't it squad?
Samuel Cooper
*SAD BLACK NOISES* >male white naked running in the street and in the trees, Appears to be intoxicated and high
Only 8pm and Its already getting good
Lincoln Cooper
>intoxicated kid at 7/11
fucking kekd
Aiden Lewis
Alright, Keys checked Good Morning Roberts Adam is still doing the light lifting for another couple hours but sometimes the lead in to the show is still fire Still watching Judge Janine and then Gutfeld but reading this thread invade of extreme pre-realRobert hours happenings
Nathan Lee
gang bangers flashing gang signs and drinking. Another group of thugs infront of a store window.
Oliver Jones
Praise KEK
Kevin Barnes
psyching up for tonight's activities.
Benjamin Taylor
>guy knocked on her door and asked if she called the police on him >calls the police on him
WELP
Oliver Powell
It's a sign, tonight is a gang war
Julian Nguyen
The chimps get ready for a night in chicongo.
Chase White
Evening, Roberts.
David Gonzalez
It's not just Chicago that's fucked, the entire state is begin run by incompetent monkeys.
Is this the best general on Sup Forums? So positive and comfy.
Dominic Jenkins
yes.
Robert Wood
I'm in bed nice and comfy listening now. The best Saturday ever. I hope Robert can finally keep the city safe from now on.
Jonathan Green
Man on a wheelchair is going the wrong way on the street
Ryder Campbell
Niggers shooting Niggers what's new. Did they try to blow up the Sears Tower OP?
Levi Barnes
...
Owen Campbell
They're talking about facial motion detectors.
Anybody got some info on this technology?
Jonathan Ramirez
I've never listened before, aren't you just getting reports of the calls but no details from the scanners? what kind of shit can i expect to hear go down on this thing.
Caleb Butler
862 listening now
maybe some are waiting for the chimp out in MN
Owen Sanders
Let me guess, you only listen to basic bitch classical like a pretentious faggot?
Lucas Diaz
expect to hear male black going crazy and fucking shit up
James Carter
I dont think its going down in mn
Joseph Jenkins
I've listened briefly, it's just pretty low key reports from the officers out and about. I recommend doing it. I don't think you're going to hear any crazy gunfights and shit but it's Chicago so... who knows
Lincoln Morales
Just curious. Who here actually lives in this shit city?
Lucas Martinez
>shootings >stabbings >beatings >public masturbation >niggers stealing fences >guys getting robbed by male hispanic prostitutes
Nicholas Harris
yeah, it sucks I was watching last night for the chimp out that never came
Cops told them to go home, they stood around awhile...then left
Not the same without paid agitators
Christian Edwards
I live in Chicagoland but not Chicago.
Owen Lewis
checked noobs .. sit back and wait get C-O-M-F-Y >REAL ROBERTS HOURS SOON ( look at link above HEYJACKASS.COM ) You will see
Ayden Sullivan
I can confirm public masturbation dispatches
Zachary Rodriguez
anyone on last night remember white girl gets "bumped" they take her car then go on crime spree.. Ahhhaa . comfy good times.
Brandon Garcia
We've had it happen from time to time. Good morning Roberts. Checkin in'
Noah Ramirez
Where is Soldier Field? Got a buddy there tonight, he drives a truck for Metalica and they are in town...hes parked in a fenced lot by the stadium
Should he be worried?
Benjamin Davis
Nah. He's fine. That's no problem, there will be security and police around the event.
Carter Reed
I live in D.C. but been to Chiraq a lot . I like to listen on way to work . the Mexicans be starting gang shit at 7 a.m. in the morning..
Lucas Bell
Most of Chicago is just the usual rust and wind. It's only a few parts that are crazy violent.
Guys I'm going to chicago for work soon and was told to not go south past chinatown because thats where all the bad shit happens, is this true?
Lucas Russell
So much male white tonight.
Colton Jones
Google crime hotspot maps.
Logan Morris
There are maps in the OP for reference, Leaf-Adam. Check em out for yourself.
Gavin Cox
>40 gangbangers
Something happening tonight
Christopher White
>40 gangbangers standing around and smoking drugs
Luis Bennett
there are good areas . you can go days without seeing a single M/B It's early.. 40 gang bangers
Cooper Ramirez
>40 gangbangers smoking drugs
Jose Green
40 gangbangers smoking drugs
Nathaniel Garcia
damn are worlds colliding here on south artesian?
Blake Walker
The dead person, the suspicious person and the gang activity are at the same address. Dispatch is baffled.
Connor Edwards
>watching Live PD >kid gets pulled over for driving without a license in a car dealership parking lot >dad shows up and starts talking to the cops, maybe trying to make sure the car isn't impounded >turns out he knew the kid was driving without a license (and in fact told the kid to do so, as we learn from the kid) >is informed he is getting a ticket for that - luckily just a misdemeanor >cop looks into him and finds out he has three warrants for his arrest for felonies >[spoiler]he's wearing a Minions shirt[/spoiler]
Justice is served.
Nathan Nelson
thanks ameribros
Juan Powell
not really, they are just like other big names...really concerned with roadies and crew being around when they are coming out to take the stage. Worried about folks taking pics back stage and posting to social media. My buddy has a backstage pass, go anywhere to all the shows...sounds pretty cool. And he eats really good...
Robert Jones
>When it takes so long for a good woman to pass by that your bright orange rape van gets reported to the police even though you parked in a dark alley
South Artesian where the gang bangers are smoking drugs street view...doesn't look so bad
Adam Young
Isn't fighting bad? Why do they do it?
Logan Anderson
That's kinda bitchin. Has it ever occurred to you to ask your buddy if you can go one night? Worst he can say is "no" desu, Robert
Jose Morris
>1 if you're going anywhere south of chinatown for work then get a new job.
Kevin Ortiz
First CPD scanner thread. Anything to expect?
Gavin Howard
Great times, get comfy.
James Robinson
yeah, had planned to met up at ATT stadium (Cowboy Stadium) and I was gonna go in with his pass...but he had to do other stuff, got sent to FL
Charles Taylor
Robert taking down male black, keys being checked, due to the weather and it being Saturday and it being gibs time of the month expect extreme chimpouts and lots of shootings
Xavier Perez
>2014 black nissan car Oh shit I'm loving this already
Owen Howard
The dreaded CAR BLACK.
Aaron Ramirez
Can't tell you guys how many times I had to stop for gas in GARY , IN. after a concert in Chiraq back in my I.U. school days.
Juan Bennett
>2014 black nissan car, robberies Oh shit I'm loving this already
Liam Sanders
>domestic violence >drunk people >20-100 niggers fighting >murders >assaults with really strange weapons >prostitution
That's a slow night in Chiraq, desu
Mason Nelson
Anything.
Abuse, public masturbation, gang shootings, angry girlfriends, drunks, overdoses, etc. Kinda sucks you have to stay up so late to check these threads out though.
Brayden Gonzalez
fuck my shitty wifi
Hunter Lewis
598 W 110th St Chicago, Illinois Doesn't look like a bad area at first glance...
Parker Howard
Can I get a quick rundown on Roberts?
Lucas Garcia
Ahhhh brutal! Man try again sometime I saw em a few years back and they are still really bitchin for their age.
Charles Rodriguez
3:27am in bongland. Worth it though.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
So a question to those who frequent these threads: What's the craziest shit you've ever heard go down live?
Have you listened in on a shoot out where you can hear rounds going off? Have you heard dispatchers calling for more backup for a shooting? Any deaths broadcast over the radio?
Benjamin Hall
read some of the links in OP's post . we use a lot of ROBERTS words . And don't forget to tip Sassy!
