Jim Comey is such a stickler for the rules though. Takes his job so seriously that he forgets he's more than just his professional role. He was even afraid that Trump would try to hug him. Anybody does anything wrong and he has to tell on them.
Plus, an anonymous source has just revealed to me that in elementary school, Jim Comey was always that kid who reminded the teacher to collect everyone's homework.
Jacob Gomez
Bump
Ayden Baker
He's a coward. He was too afraid to fight Loretta Lynch to prosecute Hillary and he's too afraid to go against Trump. He would have been fired if Hillary won or if Trump won.
Kevin Richardson
After tag teaming vs W Bush, the Comey-Mueller dynamic duo is going full unelected deep state vs another President. Will they ever be stopped?
Matthew Evans
>Borderline Personality Disorder
>Symptoms:
Frantic efforts to avoid real or imagined abandonment A pattern of intense and unstable relationships with family, friends, and loved ones, often swinging from extreme closeness and love (idealization) to extreme dislike or anger (devaluation) Distorted and unstable self-image or sense of self
Impulsive and often dangerous behaviors, such as spending sprees, unsafe sex, substance abuse, reckless driving, and binge eating Recurring suicidal behaviors or threats or self-harming behavior, such as cutting
Intense and highly changeable moods, with each episode lasting from a few hours to a few days Chronic feelings of emptiness Inappropriate, intense anger or problems controlling anger
Having stress-related paranoid thoughts
Having severe dissociative symptoms, such as feeling cut off from oneself, observing oneself from outside the body, or losing touch with reality
Anthony Carter
>Jim Comey was always that kid who reminded the teacher to collect everyone's homework. so he did his homework and wanted to learn? probably pushed by his parents extra hard. still part of the cuckton network
w/e all this stuff sucks
Joseph Nelson
so the news is making us all borderline
Angel Lee
Bump
Samuel Rodriguez
This was Comey's scheme. He would never open an investigation against a politician with the intention of charging them with anything. He did it with Hillary. Then when it was sure that she was going to be the next President he reopened the investigation so that he would have leverage against the incoming President. Since that didn't turn out as planned he had to open the fake Russia investigation against Trump. Comey thought having leverage over Trump would protect him but Trump didn't give a fuck and definitely didn't appreciate being extorted. Comey just used his fake investigations against politicians to protect himself and get what he wanted.
The whole honorable good guy thing was just an act. If Comey was honorable he would have just close the Clinton investigation honorably. If he was honorable he would have told someone about all the things he claims Trump did before he got fired. If he was honorable he wouldn't leak to the press.
Samuel Foster
...
Robert Gonzalez
I heard in elementary school comey raped a lot of children...
Ethan Walker
then he accused the Teacher of obstruction of justice...
Lincoln Young
>James "Fidget Spinner" Comey I chuckled at this harder than I should have.
Evan Gray
Apparently the Left Wing media believe Comey was date raped by Trump.
Henry Hill
he got off...because he is a piece of shit...
Luke Ross
I am really bipolar. Diagnosed and everything , not just memeing.
He does what i used to do when i was really bad: over analyze conversations, take notes to cover my ass because i imagine a conspiracy, make things really complicated and halucinate to get outcome i want (Clinton emails).
He may not be bipolar but somthing is off with the guy.
Brayden Mitchell
YOU ARE NOT BI-POLAR..everything you just typed is TRUE>>>..liberal commie pinko faggots are AS DANGEROUS AS YOU THINK THEY ARE...they SHOT A CONGRESSMAN FOR FUCKS SAKE..
Liam Torres
I voted for Jill Stein btw.
I am a liberal but can call a spade a spade.
And what was the whole deal with the piss dossier? Comey was a loon.
Cameron Morris
Comey sucks.
He wasn't afraid of poor 'ol Martha Stewart, of all people, but he was afraid of Trump, Lynch and Clinton? Hmmmmmm
Caleb Kelly
YOU ARE A PATHETIC LESBIAN...WHY WOULD YOU TYPE ON Sup Forums AS A PATHETIC LIL GIRL WHEN freedom is at stake?
Nicholas Bailey
Jill Steins foriegn policy is better than Trumps.
But go ahead and spend another 15 trillion in afganistan.
Owen Moore
no. i'm the stickler.
comey is a criminal who will pay dearly for his abominable crimes.
David Hall
Yeah but she's a total lunatic. Trespassing when she was banned from the debates? That's all criminal actions. Fuck her.
Leo Perez
>Was it autism? After hearing so much of his testimony, yes, its definitely autism.
MUH must adhere to the rules as long as it gets me narcissistic attention/supply from onlookers of this debacle.
The democrats have been had by Comey.
Jonathan Ortiz
when you type...all I hear is ..
^"I am a woman..hear me roar"^
then I accept you are a rancid hole that types on Sup Forums...
and I realise you are .00005% of the world population...and I get glad about what a dumbfuck you are
Dominic Moore
>He was even afraid that Trump would try to hug him this is because trump is a huge fag
Evan Peterson
Trump sexually assaulted him because he's a bitch
Henry Diaz
Bumping...
Leo Phillips
^look she typed something^
that makes her look like she went to a socialist UNIVERSITY...Right?^
or you just suc AMERICAN dic alot
Samuel Jenkins
> Jim Comey was always that kid who reminded the teacher to collect everyone's homework. >Tfw
Liam Lewis
you are a shit tier shill
Carter Rogers
I like how stupid you are..it gives me faith in AMERICA...because the stupid shit you typed is like when a dumbfuck discovers lit matches...
Jeremiah Perry
^look she thinks she is smart...when commies suc dick^
Luis Morris
The FBI are the "weaponized autism" police force. Before computers they would solve cases by autisticly combing though massive sets of data to find their suspect IE: visiting every rental company within 10,000 miles to determine how many rent cab over box trucks(weather gang).
I honestly love the FBI, they are the best police force in the world
Henry Martinez
the fbi are good at what they do but they are also faggots at the same time
Ryan Ramirez
OP here. Just saw this thread has gotten some responses.
Anyways, this is exactly what I'm talking about. Something is wrong with this dude's wiring. It's not as simple as him having a feud with the President.
Wyatt Ramirez
>The FBI sucks >They are the best police force in the world
Yeah, okay there, Elmer Fudd.
Luis Murphy
lurk moar, faggit. comey's on /our/side. >NSA/FBI/TRUMP/DOJ/JSOC vs. CIA/Globohomos
Brayden Bennett
FBI should investigate government, not try to take sides. Also CIA is above the government and that's enough, no need for FBI to be that too.
Lincoln Butler
what do you expect? cool talking tv guys? They are the perfect people for their job, near emotionless robots, programmed perfectly for taking down criminals by the book.
Also they have the weapons that were used to kill FBI agents in a shootout proudly on display in one of their office buildings, they are sorta crazy.
Blake Richardson
i think they are faggots for baiting people mainly id rather they not give faggots fake explosives and other shit
Jeremiah Brown
Another symptom of bipolar disorder is delusions of grandeur i.e. comparing yourself to the former director of the FBI
Ryder Thompson
oh boo hoo for the retards too stupid to make their own explosives, and tried buying them from FBI agents. Fuck the big mean FBI for arresting retarded terrorists
Nicholas Nelson
they should arrest them before it gets that far is my point
Landon Moore
and chrage them with what??? do you even understand how the law works?
Zachary Foster
conspiracy to commit terrorism when they are seeking the explosives there is no need to let them simulate the attack
Nathaniel Clark
I love his good family man/rape victim routine he pulled the other week. The poor man just wants the world to see that he is a giant victim.
Ayden Rivera
She's a woman and a Jew. Instant DQ! Go be a faggot elsewhere!
Asher Jenkins
typical fbi cuck refusing to acknowledge this literally kill yourself you faggot
Ryder Cruz
>Plus, an anonymous source has just revealed to me that in elementary school, Jim Comey was always that kid who reminded the teacher to collect everyone's homework.
Oh man that is funny.
If that were true, I would dislike Comey for sure.
Luke Gomez
The FBI are the worst police force in the universe. The worse dumbest mother fuckers and cunts and faggots. Ass bitch fag cunt fuck shit damn fucking piss cock sucking faggot asshole bastard dickless dick sucking ass eating fucker cunt piss bitchs. Spies and cops should go extinct and die fuck them.
Ryan Roberts
>Jim Comey is such a stickler for the rules though Unless you're Hillary Clinton, than it's "well I don't think she meant to break the law"
Evan Carter
>trump on twitter: >I have comey tapes! >blows out self >has autistic son
Michael Powell
You're trying too hard bud.
Jayden King
>Lets Clinton aides destroy evidence >Grants immunity in exchange for nothing >usurps Justice departments role and has a press conference about an active investigation >Lays out a bunch of laws broken then declines to prosecute.
Such a by the books guy.
Angel Carter
^UNDERSTANDS DC POLITICS SUC DIC^
^thinks conservatives will allow commie lib dumbfux to remove our DULY ELECTED president^
^voted for stalin and hitler^
^enjoy's merkels endorsement^
Brandon Johnson
> in elementary school, Jim Comey was always that kid who reminded the teacher to collect everyone's homework.
This is only a problem if you're a nigger that doesn't do his homework. Nigger,
Hunter Green
this one time @ BAND CAMP...
COMEY SAID I OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE...THEN THE CAMP COUNSELOR CALLED HIS MOM AND WE FOUND OUT HE WAS A DUMBFUCK...
HE SAID I OBSTRUCTED JUSTICE...I TOLD HIS MOM I OBSTRUCTED HER UTERINE WALL AS IT MADE COMEY CRY...TEARS OF A WANNA-BE....
Samuel Roberts
Imagine having a 2.03 meter autismo running around the white house. >WHY AREN'T THERE 67 STAPLES IN MY STAPLER REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *click* *click* *click* *click*
Christian Wright
Bumping
Ian Edwards
NOW COMEY HOPES COMMNISM IS THE "new" WAVE IN America...COMEDY COMEY ISSA DUMBFUCK
I SINCERELY hope comey dies from some stupid disease that eats her stupid brain out
Hudson Stewart
maybe I should tone down my rehetoric about stupid commies?