Brit/pol/ - Mummy BTFO edition

>The republic's pajeet PM is afraid the Tory-DUP deal could compromise the GFA
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-dup-warning-ireland-prime-minister-leo-varadkar-arlene-foster-a7787716.html

>The future is Orange, declares Ian Paisley Jr of DUP as Tory deal edges closer
scotsman.com/news/politics/general-election/the-future-is-orange-declares-dup-as-tory-deal-edges-closer-1-4474889

>DUP asked SNP to stop Northern Ireland gay couples marrying in Scotland
belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/dup-asked-snp-to-stop-northern-ireland-gay-couples-marrying-in-scotland-claims-biagi-35814668.html

>DUP supporters want PM to sanction banned Orange march
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4593224/DUP-supporters-want-PM-sanction-banned-Orange-march.html

>May cancels 2018 Queen’s Speech, announced that a two-year parliamentary session will be launched on Wed
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/17/theresa-may-cancels-2018-queens-speech-dup-pact-hangs-balance/

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youtube.com/watch?v=8WfEkXvGQhY
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First for gays

Relax babe, the autosage feature is gone.

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oh right, thats good then

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knighthood when?

Farewell and adieu unto you Spanish ladies
Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain
For it's we've received orders for to sail for old England
But we hope very soon we shall see you again

We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors
We'll rant and we'll roar across the salt seas
Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England
From Ushant to Scilly is thirty-five leagues

>tfw not a sailor

When the monarchy won't be taking a massive risk by doing it

youtube.com/watch?v=1loF4nxzLHw

Featuring BASED peter Hitchens.

>ywn sneak up on old nige and poke a cheeky hard-on in there

take a quick red-pill

youtube.com/watch?v=g9ZVWMPuZ2c

HOT NEW ANGLO.

>take the succpill

We released him because he didn't really play (since he didn't really fit into Ollie's style). Shame really, he's definitely extremely talented. I saw him a few times and he's got heaps of potential.
He's been very kind to the local community too (he's done a lot for the Grenfell situation). He's definitely grown up a bit.

Unfortunately, we still have Steven fucking Caulker, serial pisshead and one man crime wave, on our books. £40k per week for a squad player in the Championship. Thanks Arry.

Never mind a knighthood, he needs to be given a proper peerage.

In case you didn't my last reply, Partick Thistle, I'm English in Scotland and don't follow Scottish football.

>wins by number of seats and popular vote share
>mandate to fuck off

I hate comedians.

Ta lad, he was our best product since giggs and he fucked up.
From the same place as Rashford too so look at the diff. in attitude, friends etc

Hope he can shine as he could be the player England need to win a major tournament but i fear he's too far gone.

Caulker should have been better.
I hope your owners don't shaft you.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4614222/Theresa-fights-political-life.html

She'll be gone by October. Another general likely?

England losing to the pakis in the cricket the other day. JUST.

I love seeing all the Tory chaos. It makes a change from the usual Labour chaos

Would expect the Tories to try and avoid another GE for as long as possible as they know they'll get BTFO.

Do lefties love THE DAILY MAYUL now?

Where is all our ARYANBLOOD being exported to? What is happening?

Well it's true

>Says no GE as need strong and stable Gov. for Brexit
>Calls election to increase majority after saying she wouldn't call GE.because she says she needs strong and stable bigger majority for Brexit
>Says if she loses 6 seats then she's lost
Then
>Loses 17 seats.

So how is that not a mandate to fuck off?

Daily Mail are really gunning for her.
Then again a broken clock can be right twice a day.
Stephen lawrence's murder was heavily investigated because of Daily Mail's BASED coverage because Dacre knew his dad.

You're dancing around the fact that she beat all the other parties. If she been given a mandate to fuck off, she would have been forced out of government by voters electing another party, which didn't happen.

Sorry correction
>13 seats lost by the Tories.

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FIRST FOR NOT EVOLVING

I'd pierre woodman her mouth for a solid half hour. If you know what I mean.

No lad, you're dancing around the facts I've written.
She called the election specifically to ask the public specifically for an increased Tory majority.

I mean by even her own standards she lost.

Let's flip this and you tell me had any other politician on the left done what she did, what would you say if i used your clutching at straws argument?

I mean Ted Heath had the same fate despite Labour having marginally more seats.

In our system you cannot ignore context just because Mummy May got molested.

>in b4 muh more seats.
Look and debate May's own criteria.

Nice one, you'll have a good time I'm sure. I can't tell you much about Scottish football other than the fact that Celtic will already have basically won everything by September, and the other teams are just competing for 2nd place.

He would really come into his own if he found the right club. Swansea maybe, or Newcastle.

You don't need to tell me about wasted potential m8. Two words for you: Adel Taarabt. For a while he genuinely looked like he would be playing at a huge club like Real Madrid soon - now he can't even get into the Benfica reserves. He's 28 years old but his career basically ended 5 years ago.
Fernandes is actually a top guy, he's stuck with us and been nothing but kind and friendly to everyone. I'm not worried about him shafting us. It's actually a bit heartbreaking to see him put so much money and love into the club and get almost nothing back.

BLUE... SPANISH EYES!

TEARDROPS ARE FALLING FROM YOUR SPANISH EYES!

Would you a Muslim woman?

No.

Winning a general election isn't a mandate to fuck off for a political party.
They can play leaders as much as they like within their party,
You vote for the party at the General Election not the leader.

Discllaimer: Whilst the above is true it is not an endorsement

Oh aye.
How's about coming up with a current playing 11 of perceived wasted talent due to attitude:

So far
>Taarabt
>Ravel
>Quaresma

And?

Good. Thanks for the info. Hope you do well. What's your derby with?

Pretty much, its kinda boring when you know one team are so dominant. I just moved house so I figured I'd pick my new local team and just go there.

youtube.com/watch?v=8WfEkXvGQhY

I just watched all of this. It hurt.

What I'm criticising is the idea that people rejected May even though more people voted for her than Corbyn. I get that her loss of a majority was a big failure on her part and she obviously won't be the candidate for the next election, she's finished long-term politically. She is however still PM and wasn't given a mandate to leave, like an actual defeat would've done.

I got about 20 seconds in and had to stop.

Keep going.

no way in hell would they risk another GE this year after their disastrous campaign and how the pm keeps getting it all wrong regarding the london tower fire.

perhaps next year, if may's successor (i assume it will be boris) doesn't completely fuck up. i reckon she'll make it to conference, and then get booted out, after grenfell outrage has simmered down.

I scrolled through and heard a dick joke, skipped to another part and heard another dick joke

riveting

But Pashtuns, whom I assume she is from, come from all of those countries, so she could logically be from any of them.

Appreciate that but I don't think you understand context.

The people didn't tell the Tories to fuck-off; they specifically told May to fuck off as she personally asked the people to vote for her to have an increased majority and set the parameters of what would would be a personal defeat for her (6 votes)

And they didn't leave her with ANY Tory majority,

Hence
>Fuck off May

Again, if the roles were reversed and May was say, Brown, Farron or Miliband and exactly the same shit happened, you wouldn't buy the defence or argument you're positing and you know it.

She's not pashtun.
I'm pretty sure she's Punjabi

I know what you mean.

Also, Americans are really dumb about world affairs, i mean look at the state of pol.

Don't you know that these new and changing countries are an ethnicity?

>Luke Shaw (maybe, hopefully not)
>Joey Barton (very underrated talent)
>Jack Wilshere

You too, good luck in the CL.
We've got a couple of friendly derbies with Fulham and Brentford. There's no bad blood there at all, it's very friendly.
Chelsea are the club that everyone despises (but of course, we've not been in the same league as them for a while).

youtube.com/watch?v=g3ZnedmCQks

Just because the league winner is a foregone conclusion doesn't mean that the games themselves will be boring though. You'll have a good time.

I WOULD SHARIA HER LAW IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

Yes. Hijab stays on though

>Porky routinely and ruthlessly pushes immigration to become porkier
>censors anti-immigration views
>upper class of business and government routinely caught with their dick stuck in children
>thinking the media which the upper class owns won't push pedophilia
Basically, commies are right about everything.

Aye Wilshere.
Shaw's attitude is fine though.
At least Jack went elsewhere.

Ta for the derby info;
Screencap this:
>Chelsea will finish outside top 4 next year.

>Shaun Wright Philllips!

It's 3am.
The temperature has barely dropped.
There is not even the slightest hint of a breeze.
I'm at the top of a poorly insulated building
My fan doesn't work.
I cannot sleep in a bath of water either I'll drown

Please. Please somebody help. I'm dying.

You would beat her?

OBVIOUSLY
>DUUUHHHHH!

>he doesn't speak belgian

Nice try you devious little creature, but Communists also push for the 'No borders' meme.

Nice try.

People itt talking about football.

>tfw sunderland fan.

Look, if you have Paedo thoughts or even fucking under the age of consent thoughts, guess what?

>Don't. Fucking. Tell. Or Act. On those thoughts.

Simple. However I am seeing more and more people being blackmailed and their lives ruined by people putting CP on their PC to destroy them.

>Happened to Senior manager in civil service; never got his job back but was setup because he wouldn't give a company a contract.

>>DUP asked SNP to stop Northern Ireland gay couples marrying in Scotland

thumb up

Nothing wrong with free movement between socialist countries. Between capitalist countries, it's a disaster. Just like everything capitalists get their hands on.

>state assigned non white wife to encourage interbreeding
>degenerate western women who don't "settle down" until they're 40 and then cry that they can no longer have non autistic children

Awkward!

Fair enough, I think I saw the OP pic and made the assumption they were saying Corbyn won and started arguing against that. The conservatives haven't been given a mandate to fuck off, which is probably not how the comedians are spinning it.

Why do lefties keep saying race is a social construct when clearly it's a biological difference? Are they retarded or am I missing something?

>free movement between socialist countries.
>all the nogs from the democratic peoples republic of zambezia come to britain
>britain flooded
>zambesian brain drain
Bravo, you just destroyed the world due to ignorance of long established historical and culturally agreed upon borders. Anything else? Gay marriage, perhaps? How about killing everyone who "hoards" enough food to feed a small poodle?

They mean you should ignore it, and if you dare mention the glaring physical and mental differences between rade you'll be arrested for hate speech and "re-educated" in the pennines labour camps.

Yeah, you're right about Shaw actually. I just remembered Mou going off on him for some minor perceived problem last year and assumed it was an attitude thing.
He'll be fine as long as Mou doesn't turn him into his favourite whipping boy (like he did with Castillas, Mata, Schweinsteiger, etc).

>>Chelsea will finish outside top 4 next year.
Manchester United will win the treble.

Socialist countries do not exploit workers or have wealth inequality, and don't enrich themselves at the expense of one another. Why would people come to one country from another en masse then? People like you already admit they come to Europe because it is rich, while their homeland is poor.

Aye some truth to that but Shaw buckled up.
His brother and even Martial's agent are wankers.
Mou in his interview with Rio, mentions how he wants to push players and these days they are soft.
That's why he loves Rashford as he can see his determination to better himself.

>Socialist countries do not exploit workers or have wealth inequality, and don't enrich themselves at the expense of one another.

Name a single country that fits this description.

Soak a tea-towel or something in some cold water and put it around your neck.

Cuba.

I consider myself left wing on social issues (welfare, the huge inequality, state ownership of some industries) but holy shit most lefties these days are batshit insane. How do we get back to moderate left/right/centre or are we doomed forever?

>Capped this.
God speed. I'm sticking a cheeky tenner on both.

May god save you from the play-offs
>BASED Huddersfield and Leeds still getting BTFO.

Right, so Zambesia declares itself Socialist and instantly because European in HDI, GDP, and every other meaningful criteria to be considered a first world country?
Global wealth equality could only be achieved through decades, if not centuries, of either extreme western cooperation or direct colonisation, one of those things will never happen due to the corrupt greed of (((the international banking cartel))) and one of those can't exist because liberals and socialists alike deem it to be "racist" and "opressive"

>BASED Norway?

Don't ask me, I'm moderately left wing on those such issues and EXTREMELY right wing on issues such as immigration, nationalism, race, gender, etcetera.

>western cooperation
Top zozzle. Every single Eastern Bloc country realized too late that the West isn't here to help them, but to enrich themselves.

I'm not denying that, see the latter part of my post
>one of those things will never happen due to the corrupt greed of (((the international banking cartel))) and one of those can't exist because liberals and socialists alike deem it to be "racist" and "opressive"
My bone of contention is with your assertion that upon the establishment of a socialist state then Africans will instantaneously achieve parity with Europe, it's farcical nonsense.

I think you mean you're left on Economic issues surely and conservative on social issues like family etc?

Zizek's destruction of the liberal twats is why they hate him because they can't attack him on being a corporate shill.

Modern left-liberalism is just people with full-stomachs debating distracting nonsensical stuff to give themselves something to rally against whilst Mummy and Daddy sort out their inevitable internships and leave their BTL portfolio to them to manage in their 30s.

I mean just look at the class these fuckers are coming from.

Liberal fascism is sickening as it is voyeuristic, patronizing and ultimtaely about creating minority identities for middle-class white kids who wouldn't know oppression or a hard days work.

>What would Bevan say?

Of course not. It took Russia three decades to go from a backwater shithole to the second most powerful country on the planet, with the people's life expectancy doubled, and wages quintupled.

/r/ this faggot with a dildo up his ass.

Incidentally, this liberalism masquerading as
>left
Is fueling the rage felt by the disenfranchised under-class who then feel trapped economically and socially and burst out by adopting and veering towards supporting right-wing groups that advocate free-market economic policies that would shaft them.

Ops, i thought that was galvin, disregard my post

I didn't ask you to give me a hyperbolised propaganda review of the history of the Soviet Union, as if the holodomor didn't happen, I asked you to explain what incentive the Africans would have in that span of three decades to stay and help grow there nations, when, as you say, during this period they would have open borders with other socialist countries. Why would they not just abandon their poor country and come to Europe, which was already established?

>I think you mean you're left on Economic issues surely and conservative on social issues like family etc?
Yeah that sounds closer to what I mean. Cant vote Tory because I feel like they're destroying the country with all the cuts, but I hate how cancerous Labour has become. Why cant there's be a party that wants to tax the rich, fund the public services and also stop the mass influx of immigrants coming here. I feel like a foreigner in my own country at times

Good stuff mate, that injury was proper cosmic injustice. Nice to see him bouncing back from it.

Rashford seems absolutely sound and it's downright bizarre that he doesn't get more game time for England. Imagine if him and Kane developed a real partnership.

As for Mou pushing players - it's true that players aren't as tough as they used to be, but I'd blame agents just as much. Look at the Yaya birthday cake debacle. The minute a club doesn't meet every whim of a player, the agent tries to engineer a move for them. Players know that they don't have to tolerate being pushed because they can just threaten to leave. It's sick.
Worse is when the players conspire to get the manager sacked. That's unforgivable.

>open borders BEFORE becoming socialist
??? When did I say that?

...

(You)

The means of production are still privately owned. The sovereign wealth fund is about as close to socialism as they get (and that's only for oil).

It appears to me as though you, who I am assuming to be a lefty/pol/ insurgent, increase your anti liberalism rhetoric when discussing these matters on Sup Forums, when in reality the early Soviet Union of Lenin, Trotsky, and all the other Jews was the literal most socially liberal state of the time, legalising abortion, homosexuality, discouraging the nuclear family, and promoting women in the armed forces. To declare yourself mutually exclusive to social liberalism is either maliciously disingenuous or ignorantly naïve of your own ideology.

lefties love the monarchy now
May playing 6D chess