>be me
>25 white kinda muscular
>no friends don'tcare for people
>decent looking
>visiting family
>mom driving me crazy
>decide to go to a local show
>tip bartender 30 bucks
>free drinks rest of the night
> meet friendly hillbillys
>shooting shit with them
>older lady by us
>6/10
>start talking normie stuff
>38 three kids blonde hair blue eyes
>liberal
>decide fuck it nothing to lose
>reveal full power level
>asks if she's a true Aryan
>she's shocked >continue with Hitler did nothing wrong
>bar shuts down we decide to walk
>explaining ethnostates
>come to a prom dress store
>she unlocks door
>boner increasing
>she shows me around the store
>boner becoming painful
>she says she's married
>says she wants some Nazi Dick
>holy fucking shit
>pound her for 3 hours
>cover her breasts in my masterseed
>she tells me it's the best she's ever had
>thank you Fuhrer
>drive off into the night
>Zeig Heil
Hitler got me laid
Wow, does everyone clap at the end as well? This really does seem like a story that actually happened.
Wow you fucked a 6/10 38 year old MARRIED woman with kids. You're really an ALPHA from the
"master race", and not a complete degenerate faggot.
this is a true storey
That woman? Albert Einstein
Cool story bro
6/10 white trash bar ho.
Wow, real fucking accomplishment.
Loser.
Yea this happened
did she hand you $100, a dollar for each percent of truth in this story?
and then you woke up
>fucking a married woman isnt degenerate
straight into the oven youre gonna go headfirst
Being 25 & good looking is great. Fucking some 38 year old married woman with three kids in her store is pretty gross.
lol why are you guys so funny. I hate you fucking nazis.
Things that never happened
the thread
...
Women want a real man. Red pilled guys are real men.
Lucky bastard
not a Nazi, Jew actually ;)
That's disgusting!
>*blocks your path*
>Things that never happened
yeah no one from this website would ever stoop to hooking up with a middle aged dive bar regular.
But Hitler crapped his pants, why does no one care?
>pound her for 3hrs? on and off i take it? it wasnt no 3hrs straight
Hitler pooped his pants, why does no one care?
why was she at a bar and not home with her children and husband?
Hitler shat his pants, why does no one care??
25 year old living in parents basement goes into a truck stop, finds local 4/10 lot-lizard and slips her a 50. She listens to him rambling on about Gundam and kekistan memes, before he takes her out back behind the dumpster to screw.
Did I about hit it?
Hitler soiled his pants, why does no one care???
...
Not if you crap your pants!!!
How is having sex with a married women and blogging about it (and making it sound really fake) acceptable on Sup Forums?
You fucking degens
It wasn't that Hitler got you laid, its just an aged slut who wanted to fuck and kinkified what she knew about you. She was going to fuck you if you just kept talking about normy stuff like your dog, but she would've said "fuck me like your dog fucks his bitch" or something. She was winging it.
I do believe this story because I fucked a 17 yr old who took me to her mom's yoga studio to fuck. Bitches with small businesses have their pussy juices all over their shops.
Same reason it's acceptable to glorify a mass murderer who crapped his pants during the same time it was being carried out.
You can't glorify a man who sharted.
You probably smell like you shit your pants 24/7 you fucking hippie
I do!!! Plplplplt!!!
No I don't.
Impressive for a guy with 1 ball and a hypospadias cock!!!
I fucked a chick for 5 hours straight before. I was in pain afterwards but 3 hours is easily doable. Of course you change positions etc. You should practice by edging, it helps you control your orgasms.
I'm a VIRGIN so I wouldn't know.
I'm 34 btw.
No you're just a leaf LARPposting.
Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Roads
Kek
this could only happen in Burgerland
Secret of Mana got me laid one night and it continued for a few months.
>6/10
>38 three kids
>Liberal
nope.
Also
>wants Nazi dick
You're a lying faggot.
>implying this happened
cool story
if not
>38 year old with kids married
Shame on you, nigger.
Congratulations, you now have herpes, gonorrhea and syphilis.
should've made her put on a prom dress or at least came on one
>Private borders
>Private
>Borders
HAHAHAHA gets me every time. Nice meme, bro
what OP probably looks like
SPBP
He didn't even ejaculate inside her. Is this a comedy or a tragedy? I don't find the happy ending. It would have been a better ending to spend those 30$ on a crackwhore.
degenerate
I seriously believe you are schizophrenic.
You're on here all night, every night, talking about Hitler's shit, dick, and ball.
You're usually on National Socialist General.
But all night, every night: Hitler's shit, dick, and ball.
He should've added that. It could've been a decent post-ironic post.
Sage