/ptg/ President Trump General - Deal With It Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
publicpool.kinja.com/
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump, FLotUS Melania, Barron (in Arsenal gear) leaving for Camp David 6/17/17
youtu.be/aFgKn4ChErY
youtu.be/x9H18VNdAOw
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #21 6/16/17
youtu.be/X1AyUyKHpC0
>Krispy leads President's commission on Combating Drug Addiction 6/16/17
youtu.be/0y0n2E3HH-Q
>Pres Trump rally in Little Habana, FL announcing Cuba policies (Rubio, Gov Scott, VP, Pres) 6/16/17
youtu.be/IQrlDB48fc0
>Pres Trump Address before Congressional Baseball Game 6/15/17
youtu.be/cGtBcg6ar4o
>Rodman gifts The Art of the Deal to lil Kim 6/15/17
youtu.be/eXaYgk89wcg
>SoS T-Rex opening Conf on Prosperity and Security for CONCACAF 6/15/17
youtu.be/OWDEd8EX2UM
>VP Pence @ CONCACAF conf (intro by T-Rex) 6/15/17
youtu.be/Mz0DPOJe14U
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/yArfUKdC
PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
youtu.be/nBlYlSs2fIU
>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
youtu.be/Wd6TPIxWQwA
>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
youtu.be/taZcJqUZAF8
>Donald Trump Emperor of America
youtu.be/xQCaWLF2gfs
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/Q__bSi5rBlw
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
youtu.be/Nyuv_bPSHBA
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk

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Russia invades Alaska
USA:did he just
Finland and Poland:yup
USA works on more atomic bombs
NATO declares war on Russia
Canada joins and takes Russia's arctic region
USA pushes in and takes Alaska
Poland holds Warsaw by an inch
Finland invades Russia
Sweden Finland Norway ice land and Greenland from Scandinavia
Mexico declares war on USA because Mexican death near boarder USA wins the war and takes Baja California
Russia bombs Oregon USA drops atomic bomb on Moscow
Russia:that's it!
Soviet Union is formed
Mongolia: EH a little help here
China united with ussr to form
Bejcow or united communist republic
North America and South America unite to form greater America
German civil war
Communist win the civil war
Prussia is formed
France Italy and Spain unite to form
napoleanacina
Prussia hey wanna make an alliance? Boscow joins
USA:guys
NATO:yes?
USA:my spies found nuclear bombs set for London
U.K.:gulp
African nations:COUMUNIsA
Isis:finally ISLaM WIlL RISe
Australia:U.K. Why are there battle ship near my harbor
Ireland Greenland Denmark and norway:same here
U.K.:my empire will rise
U.K.:invades many countries
USA:why did that?
U.K.:hm oh there puppet states there military is low
USA:oh
India invades Pakistan alf and the Middle East
Isis:loses to turkeys golden Divison
Turkey annexs Syria and Iraq
10 years pass russia invades eu and reaches napoleanacic

10 (You)s for part 2

Fpbp

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

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>2 scoops

Tinfoil shot in the dark: the real reason a boycott of Israel is illegal is to keep people buying Intel CPUs with NSA backdoors.

Fuck Drumpf.

Lumpf block the heck out! /POL may never recover. #resist

He's right, you know. We all dun goof'd up.

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>Linking the new thread 10 posts early

Kuso thread and kuso OP. Don't ever do that again.

Dear dairy

the girl at the checkout said she liked my sweater

>blocks your path

Red pilled bands, I'll start.

youtube.com/watch?v=ubXDRfsUC9c

is there anything new about the meuller invs.? or did they stop the leaks after Rosenstien's press release??

WE HAVE THE BEST BOTES!

Autism, the post.

>sweater in the middle of summer

>girl

>yfw Mueller destroys everything

Thread theme:

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MORNING
>Pro-Trump supporter arrested after rushing stage at controversial ‘Julius Caesar’ – charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing
>Trump tweets: “Thoughts and prayers with the sailors of USS Fitzgerald and their families. Thank you to our Japanese allies for their assistance.”
>Barron seen with Arsenal clothing
>Trump visits Camp David for the first time with his family
>Note: Earlier this year, he told foreign newspapers that the retreat was "very rustic" and "you know how long you'd like it? For about 30 minutes."
>Trump Cabinet officers, including Perdue, urged on Republicans in Georgia to vote for Handel
AFTERNOON
>DeVos will be downsizing the number of investigations it conducts into possible civil rights violations throughout the public school system
>Judicial Watch is calling on Acting FBI Director Andrew McCabe to recover and release federal records and memos it claims were “unlawfully” removed by Comey
>LGBT teacher uses hand fan in photo with Trump
>Cuba says to Trump: US in no 'condition to lecture us' on human rights
EVENING
>Sheriff Clarke declines Homeland Security job
>Hospital changes Scalise’s condition from ‘critical’ to ‘serious’
>Six individuals resign from HIV/AIDS council because Trump 'doesn't care'
>UK police say there are 58 dead and presumed dead in London fire
>Third noose has been found by the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C.
>Over 140,000 have early-voted in GA’s special election – including 36,000 who did not vote in first round
>The 7 soldiers missing from the USS Fitzgerald were found dead in flooded berthing compartments – Press F to pay respects

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Remember lads, the obstruction narrative is only meant to distract. It's not serious as there's no legal basis. At its core, it's more ridiculous than the Russian collusion narrative which had nothing to support.

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CHECK OUT ALL THESE BASED NON-WHITE VOTERS /PTG/!!!

>Gay black guy I worked with kept asking if I was working out a lot

What's going on, /ptg/? Finally back from my NEET simulation and missing my seemingly infinite free time (and my bed), but work is work, although the few hours I have to work for free tonight because the place is a shambles isn't something I was looking forward to.

Just catching up with audio over the past week of various political shows as there isn't much to mentally do. What a Saturday night!!!!

Anyways, how y'all doing?

The President literally cannot obstruct justice, he's their boss. He can put an end to any investigation he wants. If they want to investigate him on obstruction, whatever. It'll amount to nothing. MSM just needed a new talking point since Comey btfo the Russia narrative.

And virgins. Augustus has a few virgins in his bed every night.

dat nigga gay

Thank you, Spicy!

FUCK OFF NAMEFAG.

NGE is fucked, and LotGH is /ouranime/. Fuck Evapolack.

that's literally retarded. The cubans that came here were 100% Europeans.

he's a tripfag retard

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Also, I meant to add to in the audio for 'other news' but forgot. Cosby had a hung jury, but the prosecutor says they will retry the case.

i was thinking about mueller hiring those "clinton foundation" lawyers. how did we know that he hired them? maybe he's interviewing them to investigate hillary and AG lynch

That's a tripfag.

Please send him over. Gayniggers not from outerspace everywhere here.

I don't think people fully realize the extent these violent attacks can become. Once someone on the right is killed and the perp is someone who religiously supported the dems and followed Maddow, Colbert and the other shits, this will become a war. The best case scenario is the absolute destruction of the dems and the left as a whole during election season, which may or may not be assisted by Sup Forums. The worst case is a makeshift civil war with the right and the left starting riots and shit. Either way, this is all boiling into something bigger than we could imagine, and it will happen sooner than we think.

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>Sheriff Clarke declines Homeland Security job
Again, is there a source for this other than WaPo? If its WaPo, consider it fake news since I saw another article saying Clark thinks he won't get the job due to plagiarism on a college paper.

This to everything you just said, my friend.

It's winter here, user...
You are now his manwife

Reminder that Asians went blue by a huge margin and weebs need to realize this.

We have no ally except some Latinos who think they're white.

it's not the narrative user...it's the 13 lawyers that Muller hired, they will try to make some bullshit case on nothing, and people will probably buy it. If they do get rid of the GE, this country will see untold violence.

I never understood, if you do not want to see his posts, why do you not filter his trip? After midnight, I do not mind him, but I will admit when he was doing it yesterday around 6 P.M, that was extremely unnecessary.

gineipaedia.com/wiki/Terraism
Hell, they even have a Deep State

F

>We have no ally
Save God, actually, which is all that matters. Plus, if we weren't wildly outnumbered, then it wouldn't be glorious in our triumph.

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Breakroom, don't work for free
Wal Mart got plenty o money to pay you

People are freaking out about Mueller like they did Comey before his hearing. Yes, like Comey Mueller is no friend to Trump, but also like Comey, Mueller is working with a total nothingburger and is still bound to the law of the land. Nothing will come of this. It is *all* noise.

I saw Fox, WP, and USA Today reporting it, so given that Fox is definitely the most credible of all the MSM, I am assuming that it is actually real.

We have the best Cubans

A porn star named Eva Lovia who just did Blacked posted this.

How do you respond?

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Awoo!? Why are you doing this?

Jay Sekulow on fox sunday w/ wallace tmrw morning

>We have no ally except some Latinos

Spic detected. No wonder he's so angsty about an irrelevant 5% of the voter base.

i don't know

i don't care

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muslims aren't stealing american jobs they're crashing planes into them

A coalburner posting a low-energy, low-information meme to look hip to her beta "fans"

>Why waste the time?

We just have to present our arguments better. They'll come around.

I sincerely thought that that was a chicken hat at first.

this is even dumber than that preschool that doesn't allow best friends

Most of us favor skilled immigration if any at all. We don't want Spics that pop out ten anchor babies to live off of the welfare state.

Awoo has gone rogue. We must reign them in

Okay?

>pornstar fans

I might be a weirdo, but at least a few steps above them

I was never informed that shitposting has business hours. With that being said, real nigga hours are comfy.

I have to. It's one of the reasons I'm regarded as the great white hype, and I'm overpaid at $14.

>Muhammad the neurologist

pfffthehehahahah

postmodern public education has destroyed the fabric of this nation

>fucked my high school oneitis years later after she became a chubby single mom
>my soul the day after


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This, tired of all these plebbit fags thinking some cherry picked pics with non whites wearing Trump hats means that non white groups are going to vote for anything other than Dem.

Have more babies or eventually we won't be able to outvote these fucks and we'll have to balkinize like Brazil.

>Awoo has gone rogue.
She was on vacation and took to many uppers, CIAWOO, relax!

Dude, check their twitter feeds

>t. Hot Girls Wanted

"I don't break for literal nigger fucking whores" ?

Ask her if she knows how her iPhone is made. I wonder why people don't really care about equal pay.

youre a faggot, thank god for deleting your post. THis is just pathetic user. You think Trump clings to his past? Face it, you're low energy, user

>mfw i decided to post this here instead of /fit/ because i figured the /fit/ janitor would get all uppity and it wouldn't matter here because it literally just fucking happened and nothing else is going on at 12:30 am on a fucking Sunday

Kek'd and checked.

>second day in a row (((media))) is running a watergate doc
I'm conflicted

That's just my personal opinion. When it's past midnight, all real political talk is over and most people are just shitposting, so the 'off-topic' is much more accepted than in the day. When it's late afternoon, there are other things to talk about so the tripcode isn't really necessary when you were posting PBS and work. Just my opinion.

There is nothing wrong with this quote.

>I'm overpaid at $14.
man, you really need a new job

youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts

It's depressing

is this fucking real.. holy fuck the retards
do these people even know why they don't like trump?
i never watched any of his tv shows or gave a shit about the guy til he ran for president.

Who was in the wrong here?

Reminder

Say it with me:
MADAM PRESIDENT

Gas is $2.01 a gallon where I live
>feels good

*Cubans

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HI CHYNA

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also,
>third noose found
what

gas is under 2 dollars here