French Foreign Legion

What is your thoughts on the FFL?

Granted you can pass training and physical tests, they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run, people looking to start a new life, etc.

>You are given a new Identity and your old crimes and failures vanish from history, your old self is dead.

You gain valuable training and military experience as FFL. You gain discipline and honour. You get Alpha as fuck. Tell me why I shouldn't join FFL?

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Downside: You become a french citizen

The FFL is only a good option if you're literally bottom of the barrel scum with few options. If you're thinking of joining just because you're bored or you think it will give you discipline or meaning then you are an absolute fuckwit.

I have alot of assault charges on my record giving me few options for employment. I was a big fighter in my late teens and early 20's. Been 10 years and those times still effect me today with employment etc.

Hope you like to run.

t. former FFL

If you're desperate enough, go for it.

I'll give you one reason, it will be hard as fuck and you'll likely desert, get caught, and be a africans main hole in prison.

If you're gonna do it, do it now. The older you get, the harder it will be, both physically and mentally.

>Granted you can pass training and physical tests, they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run, people looking to start a new life, etc.

Wrong:
- "blood crimes" criminals and rapists are rejected.
- you have to be less than 44 years old.

>You gain valuable training and military experience as FFL.

Right, but with suffering. A lot.

>You gain discipline and honour

Not that much.
You become a killer, with loyalty to your comrades, not honor.

>Downside: You become a french citizen

Wrong.

The time you serve, you get a new identity if you ask for it.
So funny, the guy who gives you your new family name is sometimes bored as fuck. Mr. AIDS or Mr. TOILETSEAT are not so uncommon.

After you serve, you may ask to get French citizenship, as any other alien who spent some years in France. The fact you served is of course a bonus.

Muh Knights Watch though

Putting your life on the line for the likes of Macron, you must have the IQ of a flea.
Go to School/ University and build a better life for yourself, a harder and more respectable path. Get a wife and have lots of children and bring them up to be gwm.
Joining the army..........my sides

If you're thinking of joining you really need to put some more effort into your research.
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>Granted you can pass training and physical tests, they accept anybody, criminals, people on the
>run, people looking to start a new life, etc.
Wrong.
If interpol are looking for your, or anything serious comes up on your security check, or the "gestapo" just don't like something about you during selection interviews, you're not getting in.
>You gain valuable training and military experience as FFL.
The FFL use very outdated military training, it is often the case that veterans who join the FFL assume usual combat procedure is valued, then get confused why they're bayonet charging up a hill in the age of assault rifles.

>become a drone
Sounds good

How was it? I hear they pass over foreigners when it comes to promotions.

Foreigners can only be NCO's. Only French officers.

What do you do in the Foreign Legion? Shoot niggers in Mali?

It's probably fucking shit, full of slavs and south americans who are there only for the shit money, living conditions are shit and you must wear uniform constantly.

Fuck that mate.

Kind of sounds like being in jail but you're actually encouraged (and equipped) to kill subhumans now and then.

The only point of joining FFL is becoming a French citizen later and getting some kind of military career out of it. Now, career in the military is just retarded and I already can live in France as a EU citizen. So I say fuck this jazz

Awesome documentary. Thanks for putting it up.

Anyone have that picture of the french foreign legion soldier holding up a bloodied terrorist corpse

Great idea to rehabilitate convicts.

>Stop the cycle of self-destruction
>Give your life a meaning
absolutely horrifying

are they a SF unit? how do they compare to SEALs/SAS?

They are an elite infantry unit but they have their own special forces as well.

Some experience with the FFL here. You could go through all the training, pass everything and still not get in. They only accept a very small %. Some time ago they started to refuse certain countries, I think this is still the case. You have a higher chance if you already have military experience from either the UK, USA and most other Anglo countries. If you have no experience your chances are less than slim.

>You are given a new Identity and your old crimes and failures vanish from history, your old self is dead.

They do background checks and if you're a serious criminal you will be turned in to your country's law enforcement.

Do their hats unfold to a surrender flag?

No blood Crimes though
Well they got à suspiciously high amount of ex-yugos military after the war but maybe they just liked France and were not all genocidal serbs

This is true, the FFL now is not the FFL you see in movies of 60 years ago. If you're' criminal scum they do not want you.

Heard it the other way around. They are less likely to accept men from first world countries because they reckon you've got a good life you can back to and have a higher chance to piss off eventually. Also it's apparently easier for them to train someone from the base up than retrain a marine or whatever to do it the french way.

I think SEALs for that matter are different as well because they argue the stuff they are doing is often counter intuitive to someone who is used to conventional warfare infantry stuff, therefor it's better to train recruits from scratch.

Don't know if the FFL has mission type tactics or a more rigid system. That might be a factor too.

ahahahahahhaha ffl recruitment lowest in years , nobody wants to defend french jihadist that have more rights than you

sage

they are a pathetic bunch of pussies.

I knew a guy who went for it.
The training is horrendous. It's equivalent to seal team training even worse. The guys an absolute tank too. I reckon he dropped out as it wasn't as good as he thought it was.

It's been almost 20 years since I was down there, so maybe it's changed. But when I was I was with a friend who was a former Pathfinder from the UK military, they thought he was the bees knees.

a reform penitentiary Legion would be pretty fucking awesome for a country to have.
If they can follow orders let them go do the dirty shit no one else want to do. If they make it through and sever honorable free them and give them bonuses for how well they served.

sociopaths are perfect for warfare. They can and do follow orders and realize penalties for say deserting or trying to rebel.
They also aren't never plagued by guilt and shame for killing.

As long as there is only one that maybe numbered tens of thousands maximum I see nothing but good.

i was really tempted to sign in.
then macron won the election.
i won't join the caliphate army.
Guess i'll wait for the rise of some SS in europe.
wont join regular army,since it will be used to kill patriots and to defend subhumans and degenerates in the near future.

Enjoy earning 500 euro a month while working your ass off with niggers and criminals and other undesirables.

Hey man, I wasn't there so what do I know. But why would someone of substance from a first world country join the FFL in the first place? It's not like they're paying good I imagine. Can't even marry if you want to.

Maximum kek that is total bullshit, but seeing as though you're from a country with no real military I can see why you fell for that meme.

LE basic training is akin to British line infantry training at Catterick, tough for most but not even slightly comparable to any kind of SF training.

Going for 2REP would make things a lot harder once you leave Castelnaudary to to Promo Parachutiste, but it's still not SF selection.

If you're mate was a "tank" then that's probably why he struggled, the LE aren't looking for body builders, they want tough, wiry pack mules as a base unit then develop their ideal Legionairre from there.

>sociopaths are perfect for warfare. They can and do follow orders and realize penalties for say deserting or trying to rebel.

That's actually not true. Not all. Sociopaths are bad at following orders generally, are no team players, and so on. Unless you want to do some SS shit or whatever.

What you want is strong nerds who love their buddies and go hulk if you fuck with their friends. Most of the infantry I know of doesn't fight really against the enemy but rather for their mates.

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>Unless you want to do some SS shit or whatever.

SS did a pretty god damn god job following orders,so you proved yourself wrong with your own example Hans

I white women belong to the Black man
That's right!
You going to pay for my mulattoes cracker!!!

don't start a blitzkreig with that attitude Hans,

From what I hear they won't take just anyone. If you fail any of the physical tests you're out, no questions asked or explanations given. Often if you just otherwise piss off the recruiting staff, the shrink doesn't like you, or the recruiters otherwise just don't like you, you get rejected, with no explanation.

His wife fucked him over and took everything. He wanted a new life somewhere else doing something he was good at. Convinced me to go with him as I was also at lose ends. About 2/3rds through training I found my heart was not really 100% in it. He stayed I left.

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>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

>1. Sabotage firetrucks in target country
>2. Light up some fires in kebab town using remote detonator
>3. Apply to be FFL while investigation is under way
>4. Become a French citizen as the Feds look for you.
>5. Repeat step 1
I'm cool with it.

>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

That why you weed out the ones who can't follow orders and you keep it to one legion of ten thousand men or so. They would never rebel in the USA as the marines alone are 500,000 plus soldiers.

SO they would kick fucking ass. Tear up Australia puny ground forces and rape all your white women

One of the ffl's training modules is going to the amazon rainforest and going through what seems like actual hell, and even if you pass with flying colours you can be told to fuck off anyway.

>>lets train our criminals to be professional killers and give them high powered weaponry. What could possibly go wrong.

Besides Im pretty sure the Russia did that during WW2 and it didn't hurt them.

There's an interesting documentary on the SAS you should watch...

I don't like being told what to do and I can't speak French

it's called foreign for a reason dumbass.

La légion produit des tueurs

False.

t. actual legionnaire here

>t. actual legionnaire here

false

a bunch a low-life nigger-pleasing retards
they will be the ones in the frontline pulling the trigger on whitee when the war will come

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>You get Alpha as fuck

>losing your identity and becoming another country's cannon fodder/babykiller squad

>alpha

Lel.

There's nothing less alpha than being in the military, other than being in a foreign legion.

You're literally throwing your life away for the scummy interests of powers that be.

They haven't taken criminals since the 80s.

>currently pulling the trigger on darky

They've literally suppressed nationalist african rebellions and ensured colonial white french power over africa for the past two hundred years retard

The only thing more alpha is staying home like a serbian faggot gaining weight and failing to find a hobby

when the race war will come to europe le based ffl will be all over the white resistance applying the skills they learned on niggers, you have to be a real retard not to see this

Romanians are literally inbred

Any point in joining the legion if you don't speak a word of French?

You'll learn French in a few weeks like everyone else m8.

>Romanians are literally inbred
not as inbred as you australian dimwits, being isolated with abbos on an island hundreds of kilometres from civilization does that to (((you)))

Why would they accept someone that doesn't speak a word of French seems like a lot of effort considering how many French speaking countries there are in which they could get recruits

Well, true that.
Soldiers are beta by design.

>obey orders
>alpha

>race war

enjoy dying before it happens :^))) it wont happen

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go to reddit if you really want to ask some question about FFL.
And if you really want to join, get fit, get really fit.
>mfw still can't do a pullup

Assault charges are fine, plenty of volunteers go in with them. Even pending.

Being wanted by the Interpol is something you have to work for a bit. Truth is if you haven't murdered anyone or sold drugs somewhere, no one in the FFL cares.

>full of slavs
Da. Russian can be more valuable then french.
>and south americans
Yes. They tend to be really good guys though.

Rest of it is not that horrible.

Plenty of sweet jobs in civilian security. Most guys want that.

>Some time ago they started to refuse certain countries
Not by the principle, but there is more hardcore background check on you if you come from some sand-people country.
>You have a higher chance if you already have military experience
Not true anymore. This: No.
see Mali?

>Lives a life where every act should be in defiance like some edgy teenager
>Doesnt believe in hierarchy, working your way up
>Spartan lifestyle of strict discipline is somehow "beta"

legionaries literally go out every weekend theyre not killing, or training to kill, and fuck bitches. What did you do this weekend?

>Mali
No, Madama

Yeah but a lot of the French speaking countries are in west africa. West African are generally lazy and stupid. It's not what the Legion wants.
They'd rather hire tough slavs or asians. Plus, learning the French language is a huge part of their training anyway. Most of the recruits become fluent after a few weeks.

Is this that subtle Aussie humor I hear about

Trained with the FFL before. Those guys were absolute pussies. The only members worth of note are the Slavs and they aren't very disciplined.

They make the Spanish Legion look like the Spetsnaz.

t. Spanish Legionnaire

at best yes.
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nah mate

I swear to fucking god all these military documentary narrators all sound the exact same.

Every military has peacetime.
>Spanish legion

>t. Spanish Legionnaire

kek you faggots accept fucking women in your ranks

>they accept anybody, criminals, people on the run
Nope not anymore. Blood crime and drug related affairs will get you thrown out of there in no-time.
I never knew that well I know people found out ex-SS and Wehrmacht soldiers were in the FFL, I think most soldiers during the Indochine war were germans. That's why this song is rewriting of the Teufelslied. But even if the principle of the FFL is expiate your sins by serving a "greater cause" and willingly spilling your blood for it, people don't get this in their head even in France. Some probably got mad when Serbians joined the FFL after the Balkans.

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What's in those little white boxes?
Lunch?

hat

This is rich coming from a spaghetti.
When was the last time you actually did anything cool?

And you idiots use Victorian tactics in the current year.

Even though they aren't open about it, they will reject if the applicant is a muzzie other than that the rank is filled with niggers and spics so there is a gang presence

And since France pulled out of Afghanistan, the legion only goes to the French Guinea jungles to kill gold smuggling hues

oh my

Reminder you never actually deploy and are literally useless.

The only time your job served a practical purpose was when you donned your tight pants and parade.

The FFL has deployed more in the past 3 years than your unit has in the past 20

>Fight for a government that want to genocide the native French population
No thanks

But I am really interested in joined the ffl as society will soon go to shit and your survival and military training will only matter

>What is niger
>What Is central african republic
>what is ivory coast
>what is mali
>what is two ACTUAL operational static line jumps into offensive operations


yea alright mate

>What did you do this weekend?

Watched some VR porn.

>niggers n spics
Is it Asians or slavs or this? I'm white af a Dutchman though often confused for a slav. Will I stand out

>infantry
>current year