I'm not tanning, I've been out a lot and I'm not tanning at all. This happens when I go on holiday, I don't even turn red or anything and I'm out in the sun.
What the hell body, fucking tan! FUCKING TAN DAMN YOU TAN! I'M TOO PALE!
Ayden Murphy
Even arch soft Brexit cunts such as Hammond have bent the knee to the hard Brexit approach. It appears that either David Davis has given them a good bollocking or the back bench Tories that were met with earlier in the week have told them that they will rebel if the government goes for a soft Brexit option.
We may never know their names but we owe a tremendous amount to them.
Ethan Rodriguez
So I can get all sweaty and sunburnt? No thanks.
Charles Jones
I've been out and watered the garden m8, that was enough to finish me off
Easton Martinez
>too pale no such thing. don't worry about it
Ryder Phillips
Good enough for a cheeky tug in the garden y'reackon?
Connor Young
it's another >it's too hot day
Christopher Lee
Finally some good news. Bet it's been dramatic as fuck behind the scenes.
Jaxon Jackson
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John Rogers
>he thinks Hard Brexit means anything Britain will never be a Sovereign Nation in your life time.
Adrian Bennett
Might want to put some suncream on your todger before you do so.
Adrian Adams
Only 90s kids will get this
Cooper Rodriguez
Shut up Eddie you miserable git
Justin Collins
Put some wet towels in the freezer for 30 minutes. Makes a nice cooling blanket. Stay cool lads.
Parker Ross
Going outside won't reverse the demographic decline and displacement of my people.
Jackson Scott
>see thread made about the hot weather in the UK >WELL LET ME TELL YOU HOW HOT IT IS IN MY COUNTRY >AHAHAHA YOU THINK IT IS HOT IN YOURS, THAT'S NOTHING, I LIVE IN
Every fucking time. It's almost like acclimatisation isn't even a thing to these people.
Nathan White
I'm not miserable, I find it hilarious how retard you LARPers are.
Bentley Wood
sod off you capeshit larper
Kayden James
>tfw turn brown really easily >tfw laying in my back garden soaking up the rays so I get a nice tan >tfw ice cold pint of London pride to sip on >tfw birds having a little wash in the birdbath
Bliss tbqh lads.
Kayden Sanchez
Neither will shit posting on a Congolese tennis forum. At least if you go outside you could spread your message to normie skip
Jackson Carter
the worst bit is when they don't understand that no one has air con here.
Oliver Cook
I'm not naive, I dont think brexit will save us all, but I'd like us to have some victories. Why do you bother posting here when you just shit on everything and claim it's all meaningless?
Josiah Martin
>At least if you go outside you could spread your message to normie skip
Normies don't give a damn about their own people or anyone else unless it gives them an opportunity to virtue signal.
Connor Barnes
the young magpies go mental in the birdbath here, can feel the splashes on my toes sometimes
Carson Hernandez
>tfw never live in Shetlands
Nicholas Hill
>tfw in the 33 zone
Josiah Adams
They do understand, but when they come here during our heat (some bitch I know from Barcelona) even she is complaining about it being too hot and she's used to 30/35C and hotter. Then she complains that it's too cold when our temperature is normal in the 10's/15's and puts her central heating on and I'm like why can't you handle 32C? I don't mind the heat personally, as I said my only gripe is is that I don't tan. Fuck my body, useless cunting thing.
Henry Fisher
I shoot the magpies though lad. Just had a larson trap set up in the Garden to get rid of them. Egg snatching filth.
Charles Bell
But was is your shit posting doing to help?
Lincoln Jackson
What the fuck?
There's some sort of huge burning thing in the sky. You recon it's an experimental aircraft?
Daniel Cox
The hottest part will probably be late afternoon 4-5 pm, its going to be a horribly warm night tonight as well.
Gavin Myers
o-oh. pretty sure the magpies around here just eat ham
Gabriel Thompson
30 degrees? shit looking like factor 30 today lad's
Xavier Barnes
Sweating my bollocks off sitting outside to smoke a j
Bloody gorgeous desu lads
Asher Perry
It's called the sun, go out and get some.
Kevin Rogers
>rubbing a load of chemicals into ur skin instead of staying in the sun a little less
is sun cream the lotional jew?
Zachary Gomez
I'm off to the beach in a minute , just waiting for my mates to finish fucking about
Zachary Perry
It's also the fact that many hot country pricks are used to dry heat, 45C in Saudi Arabia feels better than 30C here by far.
I couldn't imagine living in Thailand though but at least it rains hard every single evening when it's hot.
Landon James
Shetlands is 0.4% muslim. Too much, but better than most places
Tyler Brooks
Rain plus heat is horrible
Caleb Martin
IMAGINE MY SHOCK
Luis Parker
>brexit >a victory Lel
Christian Walker
You live in Croydon? You ever go out to the town centre on a Friday / Saturday night, and experience the wildlife?
Or they've had some steer on how to act like fucking professionals going into negotiations.
>Corbyn: "We won't accept a bad deal and leave the EU" >EU: "Thanks Jez, here's that really bad deal you promised voters you'll reject and stay with us. btw this years bill is due."
Leo Morris
Lads.....is she ok?
Asher Hernandez
Nah they eat other birds and their eggs.
Joshua Cox
Those of you telling us to go outside, are you outside with your heads buried in your phones, or inside being hypocrites?
Blake Rodriguez
Precisely, David Davis giving them a bollocking.
Jonathan Richardson
Then you get the dildo riders from Nevada or Arizona going "DERPA DERPA DERPA DAT BE NUTTIN MAYNE". Yeah try the humidity you dick licker! See how long you fucking last before you beg for a cool breeze you fat salad dodger! At least we'll get a pretty storm with lots of flash lightning bolts. Those are always nice, and dat Earthy smell. MMMM, woke up this morning opened the back door and could smell my giant Jasmine plant, God that's such a nice smell.
Jeremiah Garcia
If I go outside I lose what white privilege I have.
Jonathan Lopez
>when user says he isn't a father and doesn't get treated to a mini-birthday on a lovely summer's Sunday
Daniel Richardson
just smoked, gonna smash a spoons brekkie & walk along the most nearby
now i know why niggers are so lazy you cant do anything but take siestas and drink beer in this weather
Adam Miller
>sup bruv' >I got two ticket to Ariana Grande concert innit >you wanna come? >its gonna be a blast like
I wonder if any of the relatives of the victims of the whore Ari concert have thought to themselves over the past few days since the Grenfell tower fire: "people didn't protest this much when our relatives died :("
Cameron Hall
I hope he at least said, "I'm in no mood, mahmood" before pulling the trigger
Austin Morales
>mfw the cheeky chink girl I'm with who calls me daddy mentions it's father's day
get yourself a cheeky kinky chink lads
Jace Bennett
no, its very obvious she's autistic or at the very least an introvert who's getting overwhelmed by the calls for public speeches and constant criticism from both sides.
Carson Long
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Josiah Wood
>deadline to leave in 2019 >people will hem and haw until the end of 2017 and there will be another general election >2018 Labour wins a minority government >they hem and haw >2019 rolls past
Blake Wilson
im ginger i literally don't need the skin cancer
Henry Jenkins
Why put her as leader when she has no charisma or personality.
>muh Wheat Field! Such a badass! Telling me she didn't snort coke or have a gangbang, lying bitch.
Julian Wright
Darkies literally can't survive above a certain latitude.
Grayson Brown
Talks start tomorrow m8, now go back to sucking off Trudeau.
Thanks.
Brody Stewart
All the groundwork for cancelling brexit was laid during the so called "period of stability" following the referendum and May becoming PM.
John Brooks
She became leader by accident desu
Camden Gonzalez
>WELCOME!.... TO ENGLAND!
Lucas Thompson
It's like this in every western nation right now. There are two to three times as many aliens here than they report, once you include the illegal ones. It's a Marxist tsunami designed to overwhelm the west and crush her independence forever.
Thomas Myers
This is exactly what's going to happen.
Then there will be a short term economic fallout due to the change and people will blame Labour.
Lucas Reed
She genuinely needs to step down.
>Who will replace her.
Sadly as politics is a career for the terminally wet and public schooled, either bojo or some unheard of with too many teeth who has trouble eating a bacon sandwich/ has never heard of a potnoodle / can only climb stairs backwards.
Michael Harris
>except leftist extremism
Ethan Hill
Second barbeque today lads, birds chirping, finished hosing the garden, fresh grass smell, truly the promised land
Leo White
The 1922 committee chose her, they are idiots. Cameron should have stayed on or at the very least put David Davis in charge or Liam Fox, I don't mind Foxy.
Cooper Thomas
She was cucking Phillip when they first started going out.
Angel Ortiz
>Not Northern grammar school educated and Brexiter Graham
Brandon Sanders
Is Crewe still white?
Mason Long
I'm actually surprised Cameron left. He was still popular despite the referendum result.
