Brit/pol/ - It's Too Hot edition

>New secret home office report reveals an extra 250,000 illegal immigrants a year
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/15/hundreds-thousands-illegal-immigrants-drop-radar-uk-every-year/

>PM orders public inquiry into tower fire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40291227

>Two soldiers die after tank incident in Pembrokeshire
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-40296544

>Police are "open-minded" over terror being a potential motive
news.sky.com/story/armed-police-arrest-man-near-parliament-10917377

>Brexit negotiations start on Monday
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40293260

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FUCK THIS HEAT

How do we sort this shit out lads?

Here we see Reddit unable to understand how death counts work

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/6hzgo9/local_residents_accuse_media_blackout_over_42/

No wonder they're all Corbynistas, they're all retards kek

TOO DAMN HOT

Does anyone else like the idea of having all your possessions go up in smoke, provided you saved the important stuff (hard drives) and had contents insurance. God it would be wonderful. So envious of the Grenfell survivors.

It's realistic. Basically you're seeing how honest people are.

Might want to move then

>the issue still seems a bit fuzzy.

It's defo 100% the panels.

They had a professor bloke on Sky News this morning from Edinburgh Uni and he was explaining how high-rise buildings, even older ones like this are designed to be safe as fuck - double and triple redundancy fire doors, non-flammable stairwells etc. - which is why they tell you to close the door and stay where you are if there's a fire as theoretically there's no way for it to spread from floor to floor.

His kicker was that they only become a serious fire risk IF YOU START FUCKING WITH THEM i.e. putting cladding on and stuff.

Need to move the UK scale down for me lad - anything over 20c is pretty energy sapping living day to day unless you're on holiday

Pretty comfy here by the seaside lads.

Would you honestly fight for tolerance and diversity user? I wouldn't.

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I wouldn't fight for the state, but I would defend my country.

>just passed out for like 4 hours and woke up soaking wet in bed

end me desu lads

Just under half the population wants to actively destroy the country. Half of the other half not wanting to die on their behalf seems pretty reasonable.

I had a mate whose flat burned down once and she said it was 'liberating'. Bloody hippies.

This, there is no way 20C is comfortable in an office like the picture is trying to state. 20C is managable if you are outside in the shade not moving but anything other than that it is too bloody hot.

When a country no longer belongs to its people, why would they want to fight for it? What would they be fighting for? Certainly not for their own people and interests.

create a country worth fighting for

Went to the coast today, gorgeous weather. Had a good drive, windows open, breeze flowing in. Got an ice cream (with flake), sat and pretended not to watch all the girls with bikini tops on (gf was with me).

Fuckin nice day. Back home now, glass of Pepsi with loads of ice, fan blazing away. English people who bitch about the heat aren't trying hard enough.

I already did for 14 years.

Anyone here hitchhiked in the UK ?

great point lad

We wouldn't be here if we were dead.

25 with a slight breeze is my ideal

93 degrees sounds nice, its going to get to 108 degrees today

boys it's too fucking hot

Make this a country that people actually care about. We need social and cultural unity, with a shared set of beliefs and goals.

This is bullshit.

If we got invaded, we would all fight, those who didnt we would kill first.

If the West is doomed, what are we fighting for?

Enough of this outrageous hedonism

Owen Jones hitchhikes with the intention of being raped

Yeah enjoy your dry heat whilst I melt in this shit.

Even having a shower, the water doesn't dry, I'm just sticky. Fuck this stickiness.

HELP ME!

>getting your legs blown off for some Paedos in government and some Pakis to take your tax money and rape your daughters
yeah no thanks

This.
You're never more than around an hour from the coast in the UK, enjoy the nice weather while we have it, I say.

>If we got invaded, we would all fight, those who didnt we would kill first

refugeeswelcome.jpg

In regards to the rumours that 40 or more bodies might have been found in a single room, I would just like to say that it is perfectly possible for that sort of thing to happen if lots of people are trying to exit through one doorway/window.

Learn about the Station Inn nightclub fire.

This is the body map in pic related.

This is a video of the event happening with narration.
youtube.com/watch?v=bknYdprA9ug
2:40 is particularly relevant in regards to lots of people trying to use one exit.

It killed 100 people and was just a nightclub fire.
Other video youtube.com/watch?v=NMLSc4ua8ug
Video without narration youtube.com/watch?v=xY59mR44TLs

Obviously very different buildings but the same principles apply.

>Germany
>Japan

lol

i dont think the reason is a lack of nationalism
Its becuase we havent fought a war that benefited us or the country it was fourght in for 40 years

>A socialist Brexit to reshape UK and Europe

politico.eu/article/how-a-socialist-brexit-could-reshape-uk-and-europe/


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Brexit sharts

>93F
>heatwave

What the fuck is wrong with the British?

Made beef pie lads.

Archive clickbaiters archive.is/5Q4as

The 31 bodies in the hallway is what is shown happening at the 2:40 point in the first video.

We dont have air conditioning in every house here. Usually we have a fan at most

Yeah not forgetting 95% of UK homes DON'T have air con.

yeah, enjoy your 0%sand heat which is not really hatat all while we suffer in 98% humidity

>to 93 F
That's like a regular day in southern US right now. They just need to keep constantly hydrated and take breaks from the heat every once in awhile.

alot of people do it

ill enjoy it for the majority of the week

nice with ale?

That video is horrific, but so intriguing at the same time. At around 6 minutes a man runs out of the front doors on fire.

>This is how B̶e̶r̶n̶i̶e̶ Jeremy can still win

>it's another 'foreigners don't understand acclimatisation' episode

I know! My lass even had red sauce and sprinkles on her ice cream! Fucking outrageous!

>Usually we have a fan at most

>what is acclimatisation
>what is being poorfags who cant afford aircon

what does that feel like, rotisserie chicken?

The kicker is that non of these things were made law until after it was built.

Normally stair wells will have a fan at the top and keep it pressured so any smoke gets pushed back out. They are also required to be wide enough to fit three people.

Grenfell had neither of these as it wasn't law when it was made and nothing in the law said it needed to retro fit these safety features.

I have a friend whos a firefighter, he said that that building was essentially an oven cooking everything inside. Fires would have spread through service ducts like wildfire. Support beams for flats would have crumbled and burnt under neath residents feet, but it wouldn't have been a problem as residents would have been long dead from smoke inhalation. If you were above floor four and the stairwell was blocked, you would have had to just sit and wait to die. Literally nothing could have been done.

I asked him if you could soak a duvet and run out - he said the water would have boiled and cooked you alive, and if it was polyester, would have melted to your skin.
If you tried to wet the floor it would have turned to steam and boiled you alive.

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A Greek mate of mine I met at Uni called us insane for having the houses we do in the Summer. When a Greek is telling you that shit is way too hot you know you fucked up

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it's all relative. we only get a week or two at most of this kind of weather a year, so we never have time to get used to it.

Beach was shite though, too rocky or i'd have got me socks n shoes off and gone plodging in the sea. Spunked some cash on the shitty arcades, saw the queue for fish and chips and said 'Fuck that'. British summer, the dogs nuts.

This isn't nice weather

It's fucking shit weather.

Not in todays head lad surely....

SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!
SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!
SHARIAH MAY! RESIGN AT ONCE!

>hatat

What did he by this mean?

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I certainly wouldn't.

Had to walk 2 miles home because the local pakis are running riot round their part of town, driving around honking their horns and blocking all the roads. Seems like they won a cricket match or something? I need to move out of this shithole into some 99% white village.

Hey now, I kept me flat cap and braces on. Can't be going too NSFW yknow. Left my string vest at home though, shite eh.

Good point. If it gets below 50 F here I think it's too cold. When it's in the 100's it sucks but not atrocious.

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houses in the med all have small windows and wooden shutters, helps alot

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans, you talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this.' Well, you're dead now, so shut up.

>It's rarely this hot, even in summer, it was cold a few days ago
>We have no aircon, fan at best
>It's humid horrible Florida style heat, not dry heat

Except Cuckbyn will actually win. You're not retarded enough to think this shithouse government will last until 2022, are you Brexit shart?

You have my condolences. It's 86 where I am right now, and I start suffering from heat stroke as soon as I step into the sun.

33 celsius I have withstood 38 and even 40 no one dies, how weak are the people?

Send help, I'm melting.

You're right, the majority would fight, but you have to look at how the question's phrased and how people would see it. When someone says fight for your country, over in Afghanistan and Morocco where they're fairly regularly dealing with openly hostile invasive forces that's what they think of which is why it's a majority yes, but over here people think of being sent overseas to walk into IEDs for America instead of simply defending our clay. I'm guessing that's why Japan's so low as well, they just think that they'd be made to go rape Nanking, get lost, turn into psychos, come home, and get nuked twice.

yea they just won against india in the ODI world cup

>enjoying life

Yes.

I have AC, comfy 19C at my house at the moment.

Bowl of cold water behind your fan, the fan pulls the cold air from the water and throws it in your face. Bliss.

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>sun worshippers

WE ANCIENT EGYPT NOW

>mfw there are people in this thread who are utterly ungrateful for this brief, yet glorious sunshine

He also said that the worst people are the Paki(stani)s, as they disproportionately have fires in their homes, and often when they turn up on site, they'll ask them to go away as they won't let men in their house.

Another time a paki stopped them from putting a ladder up to the third floor to save his wife off a balcony because he didnt want any men touching her. She died after the inside of the building exploded.

>sweaty and itchy
>want to take a shower
>know that I'll just get sweaty again if I take one now

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If you don't have air conditioning I can see why you bongs are in pain. Here in dixie it's 91 degrees right now and I'm in my apartment with a blanket on. Not because I'm a retard, but because it's like 70 degrees in my apartment

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By becoming a catholic country where the monarch answers to the pope again. Until then i have no allegiance to this country only god and rome. Sodomisers and baby murderers btfo

If Britain goes for a soft Brexit, literally what was the point of the whole thing? The only benefit I can think of is on the EU's side.

They will finally be able to put tougher laws on things like corporate tax dodging (which the UK was the only country that veto'd it.)

>people pretend to like this sunshine

Fuck off you stupid paki

50F is warm to me. 100f is death tier

It will sort itself out

Hard Times > Good men > Good times > Weak Men > Hard times

Why is japan so low?
I thought they were based even after getting nuked.