Which would you choose?

Who do you want as gf?

I prefer a real gf

Alt right gf
Gib feminine benis :DD

i want an alt right GF

None. Go marry a robot instead. Or kill myself, either's good.

Got any more charts like that?

>Libertarian GF
>Get exactly what I want as long as I pay the fee
>Not obligated to pretend to pay attention to her otherwise
>She can't complain about trivial shit since the reltionship is purely economic

Seems reasonable enough, at least compared to the rest.

alt-right gf!

You're describing a prostitute

>the reltionship is purely economic
That's not a friend, broski. That's a hooker.

Alt right

That's every relationship ever dumbasses.
All relationships are prostitution.
The difference in the libertarian GF is that she isn't fucking other people, she uses you as an economic strength and she agrees to be yours because of this.

That's relationships 101.

Can you jews stop trying to get us to mix with disgusting Asians please?

>she isn't fucking other people
Why wouldn't she? They're paying by the act the same as you.

All women are prostitutes but some are worth enough to become personal prostitutes.

>feminine penis

I'd rather pay in bitcoin.

because STDs violate the NAP

also b/c she signed a contract when entering into the relationship, where do you think the prices came from?

No.

Want Finnish gf, have tranny gf (But actual woman).

That was the only gf chart I had..
>tfw no Finnish gf to contemplate the fragility of existence with

gommie gf. Can dick the socialism right out of her

dumb frogposter

And what are you gonna do when she cucks you anyway? Shoot her?

>$100 for a blowie
>$200 for sex
>$400 for anal
lol no

The mustache is pretty funny.

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see
As you're well aware us Libertarian's value our word very much.
I state my intent and I mean it, as does my current girlfriend.
I pay the bills, she cleans, takes care of the baby.
It was an agreement between two consenting adults.
All chores during off duty hours are to be split as in if she is cooking or cleaning something during the evening. I watch the baby or vice versa. This is because we do love each other and I want her to be happy.

If she were to cheat on me it would violate the NAP and I would kill her, our child, and myself soon after.
We have already discussed that if we were to fall out of love or feel like it is faltering. We would openly discuss it and work towards fixing it with maximum effort first.
No cheating, no drama.

I often have to make compromises because she is a woman and weak.
It's just the way works, it doesn't matter if you fuck a woman, tranny, or fem boy. The effeminate person is always more needy.
If you don't like it than join the MGTOW faggots.
I love my girl, so I suck it up and spend the extra effort on her.

fag

MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMY!

>kill her, our child, and myself
Lol, what a cuck.

lol no one makes mämmi by themselves and its seasonal food

In the famous words of James Taylor
"A prostitute's like any other woman
They all trade something for sex
And they do it well."

>lets black men fuck his wife
>lets his wife cheat on him
>lets his country submit to africans
>i'm the cuck
0/10 not even mad, I don't have to worry about my woman fucking another man. That's about as far from cuck as you can get.

Get out of here racemixer.

>there are people who would ever choose nuggies over tendies

Libertarian gf
At least she has a brain

Bottom left cos bottom and top right don't fucking exist.

I've got bottom right. Not bad. We agree on a ton of shit, she lets me do my thing most of the time, and even is more extreme about shit like trans people and muslims than I am. Only thing we disagree on is she is still convinced feminism is a good thing and all men are pushing us toward Handmaids Tale. Though she totally bashes tumblrinas and makes fun of body positive shit, so it's not all bad there even.

>>I don't have to worry about my woman fucking another man.
>Baby please, please tell me when you're bored of me
>Please
>You're literally only with me because I pay you for it, but make sure to break it up with your cash cow
>If you don't, I'ma cry and kill myself
There's literally zero reason not to whore with someone else on the side. Their money doesn't stink any more than yours.

Women really only have one political leaning, and that's securing protection and resources from everyone else (which means men).

Women in a relationship want to lock down resources from their partner with the state as a fallback. Single women want to either have a career handed to them or have the state pay for them.

Remember men pay all the taxes, women are a net negative taxpayer group.

And this is why you're a country of pussies who always get the shit end of everything.
You've lost your man hood entirely.

I let my woman know what I want and that it will be this way or we won't be together.
You're implying that if we fall out of love I won't move on also.

All I said is if she cheats on me, I'll fucking kill her.
That's not hard to understand, it's not unreasonable either.

She can leave when she wants to, because that was part of the contact.
She can't violate the contact without punishment though.

Very basis of libertinism.

>Sup Forums wanting a gf
Getting the girlfriend is what you fucks should aim for.

>She can't violate the contact without punishment though.
Sure she can, she just has to not get caught. Good luck motivating your whore not to take a little risk for double profits, cuck john.

someone say gf thread?
i got dis

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> muh amoral libertarians
Making things illegal doesn't make them disappear. Also, without enforced acceptance, many kinds of degenerates will go back to their closets because of open public disapproval.

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You got more? These have potential but the ones I've seen aren't that good

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This.

This guys gets it

is this even a question

obviously the qt trap alt right gf

>>/reddit/

Truly a patrician user

yeah i have a few
i usually make em for anime fascists on twitter

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kek, but also cri

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>marry a qt who is so pure she's never even held another man's hand

Why must you taunt me with such fantastic and impossible dreams?

Authoritarian Communist GF since I'm an Authoritarian Communist

fun fact
not a single woman in the entire stalker seriers

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template if anyone wants to make some new ones

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the exact same amount of female hobos. who'da thunk

ROFLMAO

So it's not only here in Brazil that Wendy's serves frozen burgers.

>there are people who choose tendies over nuggies

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

only a handful of ones actually use fresh in north america

We have a winner.

gross

Don't overdo it, Christmas tree.

Orly?

>All bad
>No redeeming qualities at all

Unironically none.

Never seen a russie advocate right-wing economics.

How would you characterize the domestic economic policy of Russia?

Ignorant wog.

Sex was mandatory under communist.

>14
>loli
hmmm

Feminine penis FTW!

Maybe if they're baptist or mormon.

capitalism without guilt!

Mmmm...

Sorry user, but i like them kind, not brainwashed.

saved

I came.

aren't Baptists uber good goys or have i been drinking to much Sup Forums

not with you
with blacks

rare

thats not how balalaika sounds you dumbass

im not a theist of anykind either but
reddit is that way dont let the door hit the fedora on your way out

Thank you

>Alt Right GF

Whats up with all these degenerates trying to tell us that trannys are people?

Are we still being raided?

Finnish GF is my IRL gf exactly

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baptists can't even hold hands or play cards
and morminism is so stifling and they marry really young

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>preferring the vaginal jew