NIGGAZ IN SPACE

FB Nigger #1: DEY IS BE GOIN TO MARS AN SHEIT
FB Nigger #2: SO LONG AS DEY SEND WHITEY INSTEADA US
FB: Nigger #1: LIKE

There's just so many ways I could respond to them for fun but since I'm not in the habit of revealing my power level in public, I'm going to post them here.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_XYCjVIP_yY
youtu.be/ljmEkWkT5Qc?t=16
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>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
We usually do when it comes to exploration, standardized tests and sitting on busses.

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
Of course we will. He said he wants to make a colony on Mars, not a project on Mars.

anyone who wants to go is mentally ill. that's a fact to consider. they think it's going to be like a magical sci-fi film when in actuality they wouldn't get to experience anything

Kek

That same as allways.

Let white people build a succesfull society and then they come in to reap the benefits.

FUCK NIGGERS GAS THEM ALL

>terraform mars
>magnetic fields wipe it out within 5000 years

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
We'll have to until the Zambian Space Program can finally make an Elephant you can ride there (yes this is a real picture)

w-what am i looking at

>WE WUZ ASTRONAUTZ N SHIIEEET, MAN

>nazis on Mars
what a timeline

A photograph from the Zambian Space Program, no shit.
youtube.com/watch?v=M9Do3dz9TR0

elon musk is a retard

Yes please, send us first.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_High_Frontier:_Human_Colonies_in_Space

African space program.

there is no escape. none shall avoid gods wrath. that finish faggot musk thinks him and his wealthy friends can avoid their pinishment

oh im sorry mr.niggerfaggot but you wont survive the happening. its like 99% of the top 10% that die day 1

2/3 rockets blow up and you think you can get a million people to mars ... AhaHaHaHaAHaHa

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
Yes we must secure the planet for our people and a future for white Martians.

They'll all have functioning agoraphobia, sure. Under those circumstances, being afraid of going outside very often on Mars is a good way to not die.

>they wouldn't get to experience anything
terminal lack of imagination detected/
Not autism, merely common stupidity

I will totally sign up for Mars as long as it isn't like "To serve man" of the Twilight Zone.

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
Okay but to be fair since we get to set up the first colony on Mars, we'll send all of you to set up the first colony on the Sun.

Hold off on permanent settlement for pic related unless it's a one-orbit (~2 year) contract.

That nigger looks like michael jackson, how many plastic surgeries has he had?

I hope White people go first.
Niggers should stay on Earth.

NASA should stop trying colonize the space with Niggers. Let Niggers die on Earth.


WE R ASTRONUTZ N SHIIEEET, MAN

same station type, interior

>To most Zambians these people are just a bunch of crackpots & from what I've seen, I'm inclined to agree

>Let the white people go first.

She has no idea just how absolutely necessary this is. Right now the human gene pool is entirely confined to Earth. Once whites/asians create the means to reliably travel between planets, brown people would have a lot more room to breed around. Which as we have seen, they will do no matter conditions are poor or not or whether their offspring will become a burden to others or not.

They must be confined to Earth.

no no I left out Nigger #1's name & picture because I generally don't have any beef with him though he is becoming increasingly radicalized on the things he talks about

First? Niggers shouldnt be included at all

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
Well if they sent niggers to Mars it'd just crash into the sun.

>African

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernal_sphere
>A Bernal sphere is a type of space habitat intended as a long-term home for permanent residents, first proposed in 1929 by John Desmond Bernal
Early communities are suggested to be made up of three such stations, 1.8km in diameter housing around 10,000 people each. Each station would operate on a separate time zone eight hours separate from each other and share a single industrial base.

Go to Mars, Get Shot.

>Let the white people go first. S'all I'm saying. Lol
Don't worry we'll come back for you just like when we went to Europe first.

kek nice.

There is no magnetic field to be wiped, brah.

>tfw youll live to see space Hitler drop a colony of subhumans on the earthlings

Not possible: Mars only has tiny localized magnetic fields, that's why the surface is more heavily irradiated to start with.

He problem with mars is it's low gravity so it'll completely change our physiology especially bones and cardiovascular plus all downstream effects from those two minor points. And that's just adults who've already developed fully. What about a person born into low gravity?

What if we wear weighted clothing?
youtube.com/watch?v=_XYCjVIP_yY

>Takang
>kang
>Kangz
>WE

>let white people go first
>white people build successful colony free of niggers
>"yaw, why dey only white peeple on mars, dey need diversity and sheeit."
>niggers get to mars as part of diversity program
>"yaw, how muh spose uh fee muh keedz?! We need mo money fo den programz!!!"
>civilization colapses

He should have stopped after paypal.

at last! I won't have to live on this planet anymore!!!

Only experience going, and seeing something nobody else has. It would not bother me a bit that I would not survive trying to make a colony, but would be satisfied that I at least tried.
So keep being satisfied in moms cellar, and never dream past the last porn you wanked to.

Let's try that again:
>let white people go first
>white people build successful colony free of niggers
>"yaw, why dey only white peeple on mars, dey need diversity and sheeit."
>niggers approach mars entry
>small group with a makeshift cannon blasts shrapnel into entry path
>fireworks

Daaaaaammmmnnnn sonnn... Got em

Explain this one, you mean like a prison project?

You're mentally ill if you don't want to go bruh.

Even better!

Unfortunately, this is probably accurate. We'll never escape niggers, unless they are all genocided.

no, a subsidized housing project

Oh lol i thought you meant make a space prison

Honestly that's fine. Space exploration is for only for the White-Asian supremacy races.

no problem, afterall it's not usually refered to as "a project" but "the projects"

>send a couple niggers
>they end up looting and burning all the supplies and everyone dies
Great.

I am happy Mars colonization is a real conversation now. But if you reddit fags believe Elon Musk is anything more than a con-man, you're in for some serious disillusionment.

The man that will make the first Mars colony is not yet known to me.

you're TOTALLY Not racist

>Niggers go first
>Spaceship full with all the necessary to build a colony/civilization
>Lift-off. Route to Mars.
>Touchdown on martian surface
>Sol one: "ITZ ALL RED MAN."
>Sol two: no radio contact
>Sol three: ...
>Sol four: ...
>Sol nine: ...
>Space control aim a camera satellite in orbit on landing site
>there is a pile of corpse stabbed to death with knife and broken bottle on their hands

We all know the sjw's won't let this slide

unless elon is red pilled and actually sends white people

I'd love to.

Exploration is the point of Man.

He learned his lesson from all those rockets that fell over.

>Whites build colony
>Over years it grows and is a huge success
>People start to demand diversity
>Colony fails and everyone dies within 5 years

Such is life on Mars

Theme song for this thread
youtu.be/ljmEkWkT5Qc?t=16

>No more white people raising bastard children

Sounds good

The only way to truly save the white race is to make a ship with a multi generational community of whites and leave. We've evolved past this world. It's time to colonize else where where we're not poisoned by the rest.

There is no end to the vicious cycle

Does anyone remember james town in the USA?

>like 90% of the people that went died and the rest only survived because natives showed them how to grow food........
>there are no natives on mars

youtube.com/watch?v=tACU5aKqMIo

Just wait till you see the ABSOLUTE PERFECT RATIO OF DIVERSITY
if you thought they could leave niggers out you're wrong.
>White people will save niggers from extinction one day, as they seek to do constantly

>All white people "visit" Mars first
>Declare independence from Earth
>Jews stuck with niggers and Muslims

Sign me up.

Christians are retarded

these were the people i was referring to. the ones who imagine they're going to be matt damon in the martian except they won't have to deal with the scary complicated stuff! you would be sitting in a confined space for a long period of time before you arrive at another confined space which you will never leave. where you will forever work merely to sustain the little artificial bubble. this isn't futurama, you're not going to be having adventures on other planets

exploring of new world (where you living) was not a nice experience. it was full of tears, blood, war, problem and pain but we had to. cause we are human.

"you were not made to live as brutes, but to follow virtue and knowledge", scaried bunny bitch

is that first part a quote from something?

Here comes the part where you tell us Earth is flat and Mars is a Satanic lie.

> SO WHATCHU BEEN SAYIN...

ray taKANG

Divine Comedy - inferno 26
when ulysses makes a speech to his crew to continue their trip to explore beyond the columns of hercules to pursuit knowledge due human nature

>130457095
>DEY IS BE GOIN TO MARS AN SHEIT

Does Elon Musk look black to you?

>he doesn't wanna get mars pussy

AYO YALL WE WUZ MARTIANS AN SHEIT BABY

Kek'd

ah yes of course, thank you.

It almost looks like Mars has a disgusted face.

I wasn't talking about Elon Musk, I was talking about the nigger who shared it on Facebook then subsequently liked Tekang's comment.

Interplanetary white flight.

You somewhat have a point. I'd want to be the 3rd or 10th wave to hit mars. After a sustainable colony is established. I arrive, I'm given a job, I make a family, and that family has a high chance of survival. I wouldn't want to be the early settlers that break their backs setting up infrastructure, don't reproduce because its too dangerous, possibly die due minor errors having colossal snowball effect.

savage.

Ohhhhhhh holy shit

not mentally ill, just an irredeemable coward.

>rey takang
>ta kang
>kang

KAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGGZZZZ

You guys are overlooking one crucial point...there be pyramidz on mars and sheeeit...so you know SPACE KANGZ

Why do darkies have to make everything a race issue. Can't they see themselves as regular citizens who happen to have dark skin?

Confirmed

From the race who never invented a sail and explored the ocean.

Fugg :DD

That's really only a problem if you wan't to come back to Earth. Which isn't an option under Elon's plan.

this faggot is such a meme. heard is going to femjew him out of his money anyways. fucking moron.

First human on Mars HAS to be a white male
otherwise we nuke the planet and go global jihad

anything else is an insult to white males fucking building the fucking world and technology itself

Why cant we terraform it first?

>
>anyone who wants to go is mentally ill. that's a fact
I'm sure that your degree in psychiatry can back up this claim

youtube.com/watch?v=icQc4qX42rs