Guys I have a crazy conspiracy theory about the van attack

Hear me out guys

>Muslims need sympathy after hate they are getting
>Rent van like previous attacks
>Find homeless guy
>Pay him in cash or booze to drive van into muslims
>Tell homeless guy when and where to drive to
>Tell him what to shout
>Get everyone to stand in middle of street at midnight
>"Alright some of you are going to have to die for Allah today."
>Guy drives into muslims as planned
>Say there was a knife attack also and specifically "3 men" suspiciously like last attack
>Muslims scream white terrorism
>All Muslim witnesses able to create whatever narritive they want
>Marches/rioting
>Get sympathy
>One step closer to Sharia law/more refugees
>In 20 years Great BRITIAN is predominantly Muslim country

what do they do with the homeless guy though

What do you mean?

Doesn't have to be a homeless guy. Just need a simpleton you can manipulate.

Exactly, some drug addict who needs cash for his habit

More like:

>Be some kind of middle eastern jew looking specimen
>Be drink driving
>Accidentally steer onto the pavement and run down some people
>Get out to see what happened
>Tackled and held
>Arrested
>Police are pressuring me to stay silent about what happened so the media can push a narrative that i'm a white nazi seeking revenge
>not allowed to contact anybody, forced to bide my time until I'm murdered by a sharia gang in prison

your theory is wrong because the mosque is an extremist mosque that actual known terrorists went to, the imam was arrested for hate crimes, its funding was blocked by the uk, and it had been shut down for awhile.

no muslim is going to march or support this mosque, so some dumb sjws will probably.

Oh shit MI5 working OT

>no muslim is going to march or support this mosque
Who will stop them? Do you think the news would cover it if muslims were marching in the streets to support terrorism? Because they do that at least once a month and it's never reported.

Man the UK really is cucked

kek. cumskins are going we dindu nothing. #notallchristians. seriously though you fags should show you dont support this kind of attacks. protests, statement from pope etc.

Release a message from the KKK and use it to call CNN isis. CNN. Have to cover it.

>seriously though you fags should show you dont support this kind of attacks
>attack
If this WAS a purposeful attack on the mosque, it could arguably be self defense

#NotAllWhitePeople

Reconquista is coming
Shitskins will be driven to the sea

They'll be expecting one of us in the wreckage, brother

Holy shit it's like they are doing the Batman plot

Fucking WW3 is planned, embrace it, be ready.

Archive this thread for when it's been found out as the truth

More like Mossad is trying to fan the flames in London.

send him to prison and let the muslims take care of him. not like anyone would believe him if he started yelling about how the government made him do it.

The guy does look jewish

That's literally every conspiracy theory out there you fag. I know you ethno-faggots want this to be true because of "muh white civilized people" meme but alas.

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Name one conspiracy that matches this one

not as cucked as you eufag

Fuck off cockroach.

"Jews invented holocaust to cause sympathy and push their agenda"

"911 was staged by the government to crack down on society / invade Iraq"

>x tragedy perpetrated by y people happens to z people
>wait, what if z people staged x tragedy to gather sympathy?? - t. y person

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.

So how is this conspiracy fake if it matches the other ones?

>iblying I have to prove that X didn't happen instead of him proving that X happened

ethno-imbecile confirmed, 100% whiteness test passed

Hol up Malcom K, no need to be racist