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My parents are libtards and I need to beat them in a debate to prove my legitimacy. Any ideas on what I should debate them on

Why bother, you fucking edgy kekist.

>so stupid and uninformed he needs to be spoonfed arguments to argue

Did you consider maybe your views are just as stupid if you don't even understand their merits?

>Doesn't even know what's their strong points
>>/r9k/

keep lurking

> Kekistan flag
Man the fuck up and get with the white program. You need to honor your parents like a white man should. Your legitimacy derives from your heritage, of which they are a part.

Tell them:

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Than leave house forever.

That depends on how smart your parents are. If they're dumb (such as yourself), appeal to their emotions. Talk about how you think Trump will make everyone's life better, how it is unfair for illegal criminals to be given preferential treatment over legal ones, how a wall will keep American children safer from drugs and getting mixed up with the cartels.

If they're smart, try to make more logical appeals, which are all of the same arguments as above with a lot less emphasis on the children.

Also, no insults or memes. The second you insult somebody you've lost the argument. If they insult you it means you won, so just walk away with a grin. And memes are just cringey irl.

You're kekistani. You've lost all credibility from the start

Just kick your dad in the nuts and run out of the room crying. They'll get the point.

Then pack your shit and get out before he recovers. And never look back.