Brit/pol/ - ARE COX Edition

>BRIT/POL/ ABORTION POLL (Pro-choice cucks out)
strawpoll.me/13233472/

>News streams
tvcatchup.com/watch/bbcnews
news.sky.com/watch-live

>Transgender woman's inspiring journey(£147)
bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/40290864/transgender-woman-s-selfies-document-transition

>Brexit Negotiations: Day 1 (The cuckservatives have already given up)
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/19/uk-caves-in-to-eu-demand-to-agree-divorce-bill-before-trade-talks
archive.is/hxSUr

>No self defense goy
independent.co.uk/news/pensioner-must-pay-burglar-pounds-4000-1388986.html
archive.is/k2O2M

>Lib Dem and Tory ministers warned about tower block fire risks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40330789

>Mugabe to rule Rhodesia FOREVER (even after his death)
theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/17/robert-mugabe-could-contest-election-as-corpse-says-wife
archive.is/ioe73

TERROR SECTION
>Attempted stabbing outside army reserves
expressandstar.com/news/crime/2017/06/19/man-arrested-with-knives-near-army-reserve-base-in-kidderminster/
archive.is/jkr7E

>Attempted attack on officer in london
thesun.co.uk/news/3833475/paddington-station-man-tries-to-attack-police-officer-with-gate/
archive.is/2QBvU

>Car "deliberately hits" Paris police van
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-40332532

>White man van of peace name revealed as Darren Osboune
news.sky.com/story/suspect-in-london-van-attack-identified-as-darren-osborne-10920634
archive.is/0d47x

>Man who died after the attack was having a heart attack before it started, there is a 90% chance that the reason he died was from the heart attack
cpr.heart.org/AHAECC/CPRAndECC/AboutCPRFirstAid/CPRFactsAndStats/UCM_475748_CPR-Facts-and-Stats.jsp

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Is it possible to freeze a hot water bottle to turn it into a cold water bottle? Or would it just ruin it?

republicanism is quintessentially english

This place is becoming increasingly unpure.

My dad hates britain

suck it lads

>tfw we'll never have the BUF in power

We're using a pigeon carrier system for the new and improved Britpol

Tell your dad that I don't hate Finland

Despite this being an anonymous board that prides itself on this fact - there are people amongst us who believe themselves to be particularly special and above all others here. They believe that their posts and opinions are more highly valued and more important than the contributions of others - these people are known as tripfags.

They are a rotten pustulent cancer that has destroyed this board - along with their allies: The Karenposters and the miscellaneous food item posters - they have worked tirelessly to derail all forms of rational discussion in favour of their rampant egomania. Their almost unquenchable narcissism has derailed countless discussion and caused a great rift between the formerly united posters of Brit/pol/.
The Tripcunt is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, egomaniac, arsehole, attention seeker, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell people to filter his tripcode and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
You can stop tripfags by simply not responding to them ever. You can hide and filter tripcodes by going to the [SETTINGS] link at the bottom of the page and adding their tripcode to the FILTER option. BE SURE TO HIDE POST STUBS.

This will improve your experience here tenfold - as it has done mine.
TRIPCODES TO ADD TO THE FILTER LIST!
!!sD6h8LgcbfU
!!QzsVseG+8V9
!!hf1gYlduTsB
!!sD0UmouIGCJ
!!spag5sNh5f7
!!pe/WI0WvgxN
!!XKy4PC1RH+2
!khan0DfcYs
!mweAve86e6
!xi8/JKFwzo
!!ThhQM/i4Nz8
!I6NTH72U2IX
!!FJ60XUrqjrt
!!1g9WUtblos
!!03sSxJ9cqcI
!!2n6HRZ4KjiF
!5pkhWnNeCo
!!03sSxJ9cqcI
!!seGTL0R3Pm0
!!hn7ASgIZ1vE
!!spag5sNh5f7

you're not fooling anyone, pahjeet.

Fuck you my dad is dead

>Future suicide bomber

>Future stabber of policemen

>Future van of peace driver

>Future IED maker

>Future Islamist cleric

>Future drug dealer

>Future gang member

That would be more realistic.

Is May really going to censor Sup Forums?

Don't overfill it and it should be OK, let us know.

>when that stinky Israeli or Russian posts

It's a bit mugy now lads, I might get naked, in the nude, with no clothes on

some of you are probably aroused reading this and I don't blame you 2bh

>there are actual people that voted Conservative on /britpol/
So do they kill themselves or do they need help with that?

cold rubber degrades very quickly.
Don't do it.

Get a cold pack instead.
Or, if you really need to, get a cloth, wet it, put in plastic bag, freeze.
Make sure it is a soft plastic food bag that is, or if hard use a thin tea towel / kitchen roll over the bag for comfort if you want.

youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJo

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My Cox

How "Islamophobic" do you consider Sup Forums to be?

Well then, your dad doesn't hate Britain (present tense). He HATED Britain (past tense)

Don't let your hatred of Britain impede your love of the language

As if I wasn't aroused already. Your body has no effect on me. I on the other hand am beautiful. I get a boner just thinking about me.

A complete set of a successful society.

I don't think my dad is sure where Finland is,and I doubt he has any views on the inhabitants. He's probably heard of Mika Hakkinen.

This song is lovely. One hit wonder.

I'd one hit her wonder if you know what I mean... POW!

just a recap for your racists: in the past 24 hours a white terrorist murdered an innocent muslim, and in france a heroic muslim killed an armed terrorist.

No he hates from the heaven now. And apparently god is starting to turn his back on you too

Imperial Leather

That fresh cotton scent
milky bar in gilded cardboard
gliding over smooth skin
lathered froth embellishment
I the lord of Bath
graze of the emblem
red gold royal
in the web of surfactant
I see black servants
boiling dilmah with towels
on their heads
skinned leopards
musky talcum elephant tusk
piano keys incense pipes
flushed complexion in soiled
water, the Orient starved
primitivism scrubbed at
luncheon ladies playing cards
later never clean enough
hygiene ever-evasive
pulse-points too faint
petticoat tails
delicate winged linens
distributed still fall short
I wonder
if the Queen
needs feminine wipes
housewives spraying
couches banishing
dirt and odour
from their empire.

Check this shit out!

Firefighters approaching the Grenfell tower fire, view from inside the fire truck
youtu.be/GoKdsMm8YDg

>!!spag5sNh5f7
you have this one down twice in your list btw

who cares lmao

>sleep naked in the summer
>wonder why I don't do this more often
>3rd night in I roll over and crush my bollocks
Happens every summer

watching news on the telly is a great way to stay depressed

wonder if they do it on purpose

>Who's the more foolish, the fool or the fool who filters him?

Ching Chong ding dong to you too

I'm in love with the tripfag Rimmer

I once saw on a Sup Forums thread

Shitting in the corner making perfect posts

Trying not to pose, for the newfags and the proles

youtube.com/watch?v=iLn_oMd1DQU

>tfw just froze three two litre bottles full of water

>tfw placed them under the covers

Just waiting an hour for the bed to cool down.

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>Welsh
>White

Nyet

So it was a Jewish trick?

Let me put it this way.

I was a member of Stormfront for a while, and they are extremely tame compared to Sup Forums. Most of the stuff we say here would get you banned from Stormfront

i'm getting a boner just thinking about your boner, two guys getting boners at the same time is a bit gay 2bh

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I've always slept naked as long as I can remember. Never had a single issue

>they burst
>your entire bed becomes wet

It's my belief that nature must not be interfered with. Well, at that level anyway. Have a cold? Fair enough, get some pills, paracetamol, whatever, but... To interfere in such a drastic way? It is wrong to me.

I think something inside a man, some kind of drive is extinguished when they know they've impregnated a women. The first born is always the pride, after that it's different. In this case, the cunt killed it before it got the chance. But like I said, it's like my drive to procreate since then has just been extinguished.

Fucking cunts, eh?

if you got a fan grab a bowl of ice cubes and place them under the fan to blow cold air

put a few water bottles in the freezer and cover them with a towel

>how the fuck are we going to get through that
Firemen are class, greatly underrated

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China is God's main interest now. China will be officially christened in 2021.

there is no god dude

We've existed since the Cambrian period and we'll exist long after this wretched rock has burnt to a crisp as the sun goes Red Giant.

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what are you doing on (((reddit))) lad?

So there's a direct link and positive affirmation from the criminal that they were doing it for The Sun?

does anyone have any good suggestions for books on keynesian economics

i've started to get a passing interest in that stuff but i need something that still is aimed at like the layman

sick of these beardophobes

>nobody laughed at his towering inferno joke

Shame because it was pretty good.

>I think something inside a man, some kind of drive is extinguished when they know they've impregnated a women.

I don't feel this. I just want to extinguish all women.

Holy fuck lol that's an advanced boner my friend.

There is when I come to UK

truly eternal

I don't even know how you manage to do that, though I have heeled myself in the nads when sitting cross-legged too fast

Fucking gonads man

>I'm so evil I'm there twice
>Posting in a triplord made thread complaining about triplords

Only white people had "architect (for the same derivative crap) and "Vet". Aiming low i see.

Then yes. You can kiss Sup Forums goodbye. Hitler was an Islam fanboy, anyway. And stormkids converting to islam isn't even uncommon.

v. good

youtube.com/watch?v=QgS252XT_Ts
he's a Rimmer and he's looking good

Shit thanks for the heads up.

this should do by thomas sowell

We learn all about the dinosaurs here

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Got the nastiest fucking sunburn all over my shins up to my knee and around to my calf. Honestly feels like it's all tightened and there's not enough skin on my legs and it's burning me to death. Struggling to stand up lads. Send help.
Anybody know how long this shit lasts?

It's one of the many bad things about having massive bollocks. I had them checked out when I was 17 just as a precaution and the Doctor said they were fine just big.
Can't wear jeans either

Crazy

thanks buddy

youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg

NO FAN LAD

Lads, how do we make Blackpool fit for the 21st century?

Some lad was going on about changing gambling laws to let under 18s do more shit and another said that we should knock down some of the tenement housing next to the Pleasure Beach to extend the park to add in new rides.

>sowell

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so this is the mail venerating a terrorist... woah...

This also works.
I do this with a few bottles on hot days.
Usually add a little flavouring to one and leave the others water.
Either that or blend a fruit in to one.

just long enough for you to learn your lesson to not go outside without suncream again.

Lol what useless faggots they are

Tfw my dad never taught me to drive white vans

Brian Cox is a liar.

your gonna be cooking in your bed

youtube.com/watch?v=zYt0WbDjJ4E

they should get a house of the dead 4 deluxe machine

I admire this mans sacrifice but his 4 kids have no father now so I dunno

Old school!

I decided to go there to see how they were reacting to it.

Kind of like visiting Bristol, it's interesting for a little bit but there are too many lefties so I'm never going back there again.

by the sounds of it they lived with their mother anyway

Brit/pol/ FAQ
pastebin.com/nhTNFfMC

I played that when I was a boy in an obscure arcade and I had nightmares for weeks

If you want to be a real man and toughen your skin up, do this:
slap every inch of it.

And I suppose that's abnormal in civil war/war/genocide?

>do it again

youtube.com/watch?v=_oyBnvibWEY

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