Yellowstone super volcano

How are you preparing for the inevitable?
1. Stock up on beans and rice.
2. Weapons and ammo...
3. Water and ways to filter/purify
4. Know how the ash cloud will impact your area.
5. Assume everyone will take what you have.
6. Avoid major population centers and high traffic areas.
7. Do not wait to prep
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For the billionth fucking time yellowstone is not erupting just like it wasn't erupting in 2016, 2015, 2014 and 2012.

Just put a fucking cork there geez.

Getting drunk working a steady job maintaining my relationships. Same way I live everyday waiting for inevitable oblivion.

60 earthquakes in a weekend

yfw you prepare and yellowstone never does anything

WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE

Better to have and not need then to need and not have beta faggot

I hope it erupts, i'm bored

One plus would be nigs would kill eachother for purple drank

Learn science faggot.

>August 21st, 2021
Source? How can you possibly know this?

Only thing I can think of is, good, no more blm or antifa headstations, no more california, lib-dems, less cultural marxism and critical theory. I pity all the sane Americans that would die though.

it will erupt, and chaos will keep increasing faster and faster

>1. Stock up on beans and rice.

Buckwheat you fucking mong. Provides both protein and carbs.

This. Seems like an awfully specific prediction.

nothing will fucking happen, happenings are a lie

In case of 10 year long volcanic winter, what do I do in the case of vitamin D and vitamin C deficiency?

>2021
>2012
>mfw the Mayans were dyslexic

Anyone else in the kill/evacuated zone? Denver/Front Range is god-tier in terms of natural disasters (no tornadoes, no hurricanes, worst earthquake in terms of damage was a mere 4.8 on the Richter scale recorded 50 years ago), except for the fact that we are dead pretty much instantaneously from a Yellowstone Eruption.

Here we fucking go again with this shit...every year this Japanese knitting board says it's gonna erupt and it fucking hasn't!

Become a vegan?

And then one day... it does

I am sure Trump the libtards will blame Trump.

Your baiting annoys the fuck out of me

Stock vitamins. Jesus Christ you artists have to have your hand held for everything...

WIPE CALIFORNIA OFF THE MAP!!

You guys are lucky imo, the rest of the world is absolutely fucked because the Midwest is vital in terms of food supply

>Northeastern Pennsylvania
Feels fucking nice, nigga.

>yellowstone

RAAAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEE

Just like one day you wake up and realized you forgot to take out your composter, and now your house is infested with fucking gnat/fruit flies.
Fuck my shit up senpai

NE Texas, won't be fun but I'd live.

That said
>predicting earthquakes

>stay indoors and wait
You're fucked if you don't go outside and shovel your roof. Ash is 5 times denser than snow, anymore than a foot on your roof and it will collapse

IT WONT BE POSSIBLE TO SUBSIST ABOVE GROUND YOU STUPID FUCKING SHILLS REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuggen KEK.

>tfw live in completely unaffected area
Enjoy the volcano, west and mid coast fags.

Cow's milk, salmon, and vitamins are all good non-sun sources of vitamin D. In the US we add vitamin D to cow's milk, I don't know if it's done in Denmark though.

Nice, snow in San Antonio!

BRING ME A HATS FILLED WITH LAVA

Because guessing about Yellowstone has gotten really popular the last few days

fucked that up, booing myself

>SAGE

eat kale or spinach.

North Florida here, I'll drive along the gulf through some ash and be in Costa Rica in a few days see ya later fags

I don't think our milk is tampered with more than most necessary. I do know there is some vitamin D in milk naturally tho. Just very limited. Same goes with eggs

...

Would it be survivable in that Martial Law zone?

New Madrid is much more likely to happen within your lifetime. It should be fun, reports from the last one were of the top ten feet of ground flipping over.

Good thing I did all of those things in preparation for Hillary's victory.

You left out getting respirators for the ash.

on the bright side, volcanic ash is good fertilizer, right?
they wouldn't bother declaring martial law (sending in troops) if it wasn't livable.

love how the shape of the fallout extends eastward to cover more of the United States. Take this scare propaganda and jump off a bridge OP

How would this effect the state of PA or in my case Philadelphia? Idk what would happen

Fuckin' kek

>eat kale or spinach.
where would you grow those?

When (not if) the Big Boom comes, it will be America First at last.

If you're a poorfag, those disposable particulate filters are better than nothing. You'll need a new one pretty often tho, so buy in bulk.

LAVA

LET
AMERICA
VANISH
AGAIN

Holy shit im right at the edge of last zone

Please remain calm.
youtube.com/watch?v=2IP3S_KMYuU

Or when you don't look in your shed for a year and realize a skunk now lives there.

Just fuck my shit up senpai.

i am impressed by how retarded op must be to not notice that the article goes against his belief that yellowstone will erupt this year.

gotta rupt sumtym doe

Mid coast?

RAAAMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNEE

GET THIS MAN A JOKE THAT WON'T BOMB HARDER THAN THAT VOLCANO!

prevailing winds at the time of eruption can change that plot significantly

>tfw I will protest against the resettlement of American refugees post Yellowstone

Fuck off we full

What no Ron Paul?

Lib Angeles won't be hurt. Much. Damnit.
TFW I'll probably just be indoors and some little pile of ash just flutters outside

SA fault would probably go not all bad

It'll bring out the best in us all. I live north of Girard, so with no one to oppress them I think my black neighbors will really warm up to me

Likely little to no ash, but severe riots.

Yellowstone ain't gonna blow. The Paektu volcano on the Chinese and North Korean border is gonna blow soon though. It's going to wipe out the Asian economy and hurt agriculture big time.

>Quebec is safe

Get fucked, everything west.

>Yellowstone ain't gonna blow.

Yellowstone WILL blow. The only question is when it will happen.
Considering the other eruptions in history have been at about 250k year intervals, an eruption is overdue.

Every time this get's posted it get's bigger.

volcanoes.usgs.gov/volcanoes/yellowstone/yellowstone_monitoring_47.html
June 16 - 3 quakes - 3 to 4.4 range
June 12 - 2 quakes - 3 to 3.5 range
January - 2 quakes - 3 to 3.5 range
majority of quakes below 3 magnitude

1443 quakes during last year
720 quakes during the last 120 days
507 during the last month
419 during last week
249 during last 4 days
82 during last 2 days
36 during last 24 hours

it does seem fairly active
but there's no really big quakes
there has been no sign of anything larger than a 4.5
and I doubt the minor gravitational fluctuation of a solar eclipse
would be enough to cause a magma high tide
resulting in the Yellowstone caldera cracking and erupting violently
the evidence just isn't there.

maybe if Earth's orbit and the lunar orbit were both in perihelion
the gravitational flux might be able to raise the mantle a little bit
but seeing as earth's perihelion is on January 3rd
when the north pole tilts away from the sun,
you'll never get a perfect alignment of yellowstone and a solar eclipse
it's just not going to happen

pretty sure scientists would have noticed
if volcanic eruptions coincided with solar eclipses

>rice
How will you even cook it with the power grid down and without sun ray collectors? Trees won't last you long either. You'd better start stockpiling and wrapping up big quantities of wood to last for a few years.

You've seen the size of the ashcloud coming from that unpronouncable icelandic volcanoe a couple years ago?

>tfw Morrowind expansion is a north american exclusive

>Every time this get's posted it get's bigger.

already an underrated post.

this meme is just pushed by suicidal neckbeards as to validate their need for a tinfoil hat, thus providing them a truly euphoric tip of their fedora.

*let america vanish already

Until magma begins to liquify, start to cause the earthquakes, and the earthquakes become shallower and shallower, there is hardly anything to worry about.

Yellowstone will not be a sudden and cataclysmic event. Unlike plate caused earthquakes, volcanic eruptions are heavily telegraphed.

You guys hate your lives so much you crave this, pathetic.

>tfw in northern virginia

suck it midwest fags.

>1. Stock up on beans and rice.
>2. Weapons and ammo...
>3. Water and ways to filter/purify
>4. Know how the ash cloud will impact your area.
>5. Assume everyone will take what you have.
>6. Avoid major population centers and high traffic areas.
>7. Do not wait to prep
After roughly 20 hours of exposure your lungs will fill with a cement-like substance (the inhaled ashes and the moisture in your lungs start to bond) and you suffocate like a pig.

Your only chance is to get as far away as possible. The problem: There's no place in north america that's safe from ash fall.

(No, you can't stay. Thanks to the added weight through ashfall roofs will collapse pretty soon.)

A good fiction (but well researched) book about this topic is: "Supervolcano: Eruption" by Harry Turtledove

Huh, well, at least Canada and Mexico have left before it went off.

>Implying anywhere is safe during a 4-year long sunless nuclear winter

>You guys hate your lives so much you crave this, pathetic.
Well, craving the USofA going down in A Blast Of Glory feels quite well, when you're a german

The idea of predicting the exact time of a volcanic eruption more than a few days in advance is fucking absurd. It'll happen eventually and there's nothing you can do to stop it, but there's no way of knowing if it will happen in our lifetime. It probably won't.

t. geologist

good night sweet yanks

lol the areo of effect on the map gets bigger everytime i see it

i suggest leaving. hurry up. take some street lights and shit with you.

>geologist

show me your fucking degree.

No man shall know the time or the day of my coming.

This is it, guys.

Don't worry, it'll happen tomorrow.

The Yellowstone eruption, being inevitable, will probably be triggered once the elites are all secure in their bunkers. This way they aren't caught off guard, waiting for an inevitability that can topple them.

Godspeed.

I live in Salt Lake City, how fucked am I?

"triggered"? Are you saying that there is someone who controls it?

you live in mitt romney's designated shitting state. you're fucked regardless of a super volcano's non-activity.

>I live in Salt Lake City, how fucked am I?

Not much more than you are now already, living in that shithole

September 23

If someone were to detonate a large enough payload or cause a tectonic shift, it would go off.