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Germans male piss sit down

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Its the only way desu

My roommate is half German. He swears on pissing while seated. I mock him and call him a pussy faggot for it, but he does it anyways. How do I uncuck my gerry roommate?

What's wrong with that? It's relaxing and you don't get piss on the seat

>tfw you get a boner and your dick touches the inside of the toilet bowl

Is it really hard for you to hold your tiny cock and piss in the toilet?

Incognito cock-touch with the previous person. Very degenerate.

wtf? is this true? why the fuck is fritz so fucking weird

just force him into wearing lingeringe and sahiving his body. Than ram him with ur cock

I like to relax and browse my ipad when i piss. The only one with the teeny weeny here...is you. I only piss sitting down at home though. In public restrooms i stand.

Not an argument

Do you enjoy cleaning your piss off the toilet?

Why the fuck are you getting wood in the bathroom....... does the toilet brush arouse you? baka

You should try it. Feels very empowering, desu.

>Not an argument
I literally asked a question, I was not making an argument you bicycle thief.

lol what a faggot

I don't see the problem, I do it as well

Remove the toilet seat, replace it only once a day at his designated shitting time. Be aware that this kind of social domination of his bodily functions may severely arouse the German.

Why is it bad to piss sitting down?

These guys get it:

Germans prove their high IQ once again.

>not sitting down to pee

I bet you fags don't even wear panties.

Do you ausi faggots get off to to this?

Anyone who pisses sitting down must have mental problems. I've tried it before. Disgusting

I "ahem" hang quite low and hate it when my cock hits the porcelain. I then have to wash it in the sink. Just entirely unnecessary.

They also have a toilet over there where you drop your loaf onto a plateau before washing it down a drain at the front of the bowl.

Instead of immersing said loaf in water and preventing bonus aroma - you get the full benefit of appreciating just what became of yesterday's dinner.

I'm sure the Eurocucks will find a way of explaining the sophisticated reasoning behind it and how it proves their superiority over American made crap disposal units.

Fuck him in the ass. Then keep fucking him in the ass until he stops.

HAHAHA
have a pussy? then stand like a man

I piss sitting down because sometimes I want to shit while pissing and I don't really know until I sit. It's like Schrodinger's Crap.

You might aswell start wearing diapers Krauts.

sitting down is more comfy
also piss doesn't go everywhere

Sitting down to piss is for boners, and emergencies, other than that, you're ghey

if they did, why would they need a sign telling them to

but wat do if my willy is too small to piss without it going all over my trousers

wtf how do their dicks not go in the water. My dick has to be out on the seat when shitting or it touches the water.
>how small are you faggots penises?

If you sit down to piss, you are a faggot and have no right to call yourself a man.

Try spinning, that's a neat trick.

Sitting also prevents splatter from the stream plunging into a pool of increasingly pissy water, which would then end up on the bowl and surrounding area, to include possibly your own shins.
I prefer a urinal ultimately, a low one with a high back and wide curves around the side. These are great for low-impedance streaming and free hanging for the final drips.

sometimes i pee sitting down too

especially at work

It's in their culture. They're shitworshippers.

> Dundes specialized in folklore, and in German folklore, as he put it, “one finds an inordinate number of texts concerned with anality. Scheisse (shit), Dreck (dirt), Mist (manure), Arsch (ass).… Folksongs, folktales, proverbs, riddles, folk speech—all attest to the Germans’ longstanding special interest in this area of human activity.”

do you enjoy being a cuck dominated by womans ?

in the alpha world you piss and the woman clean it with her butt in silence

Stop larping as an American, the English gives you away.

Doesn't make as much noise, either

pissing sitting down is delightful. leaves my hands free to caress my torso

I only piss in my own bathroom sitting down
in public I always piss on everything standing up

Its pussy shit

I'm thinking that sign looks like a nice target.

it fucking hurts to sit and piss, the dongle gets bent in odd angles.

Poo in loo detected. Anyone else?

This you don´t even have to be very big/long for this to happen as toilets seem to be built for this to specifically occur. Fucking "saving porcelain" and "fitting both adults and kids" designs on toilets make me want to tear society down.

How the FUCK can they make them so small and tight, fuck the 1st world.

How fucking long do you piss for that you can browse anything? It's not a shit you retarded faggot you just like to piss sitting down cause youre a gaylord

This shit drives me nuts. So revolting. I hate those short toilets, or the small bowls when the top of the glans smooshes against the cold wet porcelain. Instant shower time.

AHAHHAHA

Go find one of those tranny and/or faggot restrooms. You're no longer welcome to use the MEN'S restrooms.

>bathroom used to smell like piss
>start sitting down to piss
>bathroom now smells nice forever

Sitting down is red pill. Standing up the piss will splash on walls, on your legs, on furniture and everything will smell like piss.

i've literally never found a lgbtqabcxyz+ friendly bathroom irl

>muh masculinity

You cucks think pissing all over yourself makes you less of a faggot.

Germans also shit on shitting shelves.

>The Money Shitter
Okay be real, how much of this is German and how much is ((((German))))? If that's not Jewish scatalogical fixation I just don't know what is.

says the kraut who piss like a woman

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I don't think that you will find such toilets in modern buildings. The last person I knew that had such a toilet in her house was my great grandmother.

you guys are fucking with us right? Right??

If you care how other people piss you are the cuck.
Honestly who the fuck cares about this?

Shit pissers?

>German "males"

If your manhood hinges on whether or not you're seated when you pee, then you are an enormous faggot.

Don't you niggers have to piss when you shit? Can't you just roll your dick to one side and tuck? That way you get the slack out. I have to police my dick from the bowl too, but I don't let it stop me piss while I shit.

>masculinity hinges
canard.

how do you tease other kids about having small wangers? or have sword fights at a urinal?

Triggered kraut detected.

my aunt has one and its actually great - no water splashing up from turds falling into the bowl.
Truely disgusting desu

here come dat ancap

>already do number 1 on purpose to ever public toilet I can
>visit germoany with my frequent flyer points

>dat ass

REMINDER: THE BIBLE USES THE TERM "ANY THAT PISSETH AGAINST THE WALL" TO REFER TO MEN

I don't sit to pee very often, but when I do, I'm taking a shit.

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>germany
>men

LMAO. not anymore. germany is full of women and some kind of XY chromosome possessing collections of carbon matter that can technically breed the way that an actual man can breed, yet is missing just about everything else that goes into being an actual MAN.

national socialism is a steaming pile of shit that caters to people who are too stupid to form a unique thought, but at the very least when hitler was in charge i didn't see them as non-men. but THIS pathetic garbage of impotent cuckoldry is an absolute EMBARRASSMENT.

shaped by somali dicks

WHY

its because some people might want to take a shit on that same toilet and you wouldnt want to sit in a pool of piss while doing so.

But if you guys like skin infections on your buttcheeks, do so

This is so gay

It doesn't hinge on it, but it does contribute. Also, dick touching bowl is gross, not very hygienic. I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?

>skin infection from piss
Weak immune system to be perfectly non-lying.

You should be squatting when taking a shit, not sitting, unless you enjoy damaging your body, of course.

They enjoy the smell as it fills up the house.

>I say, invest on R&D for bowl with wiener repelling seats (like magnets). Maybe something for the ancap to look into?

Tie metal to your dick and wear a hat lined with neodymium magnets.

> not having a problem with literally sitting in piss

yeah, whatever

From this thread it would seem the G*rm*ns somehow lack the ability to piss inside the actual bowl while standing, since most their arguments derive from toddler pissing abilities.
Sad!

ye you must keep your ass nice and soft for abdul

You're right. I use a milk create to create that position on the toilet.

Zizek has a lecture on this exact phenomenon and ideology embedded in architecture. Call it what you want, but hes a creative fellow at least

I sit down to pee in my own home so I don't get splashback. Don't give a fuck anywhere else though.

You guys can't really talk, every toilet I used in the US had the water level so high that when I went to take a shit I had to hold my dick out of the water.

Penis.

I didn't say that, but enjoy your low immune system familia.

I don't know, man, but look at this shit (no pun intended)

de.wiktionary.org/wiki/Dukatenscheißer

>not having a stream so magnificent you can piss stucco off a wall
Must suck having a grapefruit-sized prostate user

Does that mean Germany doesn't have urinals? People have found out how to make them much more environment friendly and water efficient, don't they want to help the Earth? It's just a little bit of time standing up. And then they yell at us for not taking every opportunity to help nature.

youtube.com/watch?v=jcfJL51Xia4

Why not just buy toilets with enlarged space for cocks

>shitting in public bathrooms

to check your shit out before flushing, if anything is out of order (sign go a diet problem /some early illness symptoms, whatevs) you'll notice right away desu

Do they really still use these?

there are urinals in public toilets but ive never seen one in a private house