/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - AT DUSK THEY CHIMP

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

Other urls found in this thread:

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12639
ufile.io/ah2zl
youtube.com/watch?v=TDvV0J8JtPA
strawpoll.me/13236150
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

user do you live in englewood?

Kek, no. I'm in Pittsburgh, I just enjoy these threads.

Have a bump.

He dropped his car keys and now unknown Male Black is driving around the block in his car

Fucking kek.

>juveniles throwing pizza slices at passing cars

Bump from Rochester.
Listened to scanners locally my whole life. I didn't know a little subculture like this existed.

evening Roberts reporting in for duty

Could be mush worse.

I love to get high and listen to this

Drones

True there was somebody else throwing fireworks at cars

Its poppin in chiraq tonight

kansas scanner has a manhunt with ak47 and air unit

Oh shit. Which city?

>21 year old bipolar son left with a strange man

Fellow pittsburgh user reporting in

North hills to be exact.

Robert means received tho, just saying

he going get raped

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/12639

radio is pretty quiet due to the high priority pursuit

6030 north.. gaymen?

Shots fired.

Also, carjacking.

Lots of Hispanic calls today

>in a gray BMW with drugs and guns in the car

Hey Roberts, it's been a while. New mobile, lost a lot of my OC and the top /cpd/ memes. Please dump.

Anyways. How you doing? What's /maleblack/ been up to? Have there been any fresh meetups? Is crabby still up to her old banter?

My second cpd thread! I'm looking forward to some excitement, maybe a foot chase.

Same.

Ohio Robert checking in. Time to get comfy and enjoy the chimpot

I haven't posted since the night Robert took bullets a few months back. I provided pics of Roberts rolling that night.

Where at in OH?

Granite Run Mall is a ghost house; Media PA reporting in

Cleveland area. In the burbs so I don't get robbed

>13 murder weekend
>somebody threw dynamite on a guy's porch in retaliation for making noise complaints
>some lady's kids got thrown down the sewer

Morse code? That's new.

Standbye robert, uploading my file dump that I posted the other night. Should get you going

I missed a TNT attack? Did anyone make Wile E Coyote OC?

Welcome new Robert, get comfy and remember to check yo keys

10-4

ufile.io/ah2zl

Here is a collection of stuff that I have picked up from /cpd/.

fuck chimpago is a hell hole

Been there for awhile. It just identifies that the CPD is broadcasting on this channel per FCC regulations.

Just dump stuff in the thread

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Copy sarge, comfy musics here:

>youtube.com/watch?v=TDvV0J8JtPA

Also, the call with the gun in the car with the coke, but no way of knowing how the caller got the information might be an IAD plant, see if the officers respond correctly.

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I prefer the clean on
fun fact, the CPD had just TWO airships, and they have to share them apparently with everyone.

Might be some gangbanger trying to get some rival swatted too.

Nice. Got my old OF? "Do not enter" "last known location" "goodnight adam" ??

>some lady's kids got thrown down the sewer

*OC

I don't have the first 2. This is the closest I have to "goodnight Adam"

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just tuned in...good evening Roberts. How have all you been today? Check in, grab a beer,


>domestic
>firework
>another domestic
>crazyness over radio, officer needs help?

Clutch. Thanks Roberts.

MALE BLACK BEAT DOWN

Evening Roberts.

I was there when they came over the air, fucking niggers.

>banging at front door, female caller and two other females afriad to answer the door.

So Roberts, how many of you are working on plans to escape your own shit hole city?

Shit, I had OC of this pic. Anyone got? I lost a LOT of stuff.

Bump

Check yo keys

I have it, hell, I took it. Give me a moment to find it.

>Fathers Day Weekend
>13 killed
>56 wounded
that's a better body count that Memorial Day weekend, lol, 4th of July is going to be killer

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I'm in the heart of chiraq, plans to move in 2018. Shits not easy.

?WHO SAID I WANT TO ESCAPE? THE FIRE RISES!

I think it was this one.

>in custody, gun recovered as well

damn user, hide with rifle plates and an AR. I never want to hear about you from Robert.

PicRobert! What's up dude? I remember the night you posted that pic. LaSalle, right?

>homeless black male got agressive when he wouldn't give him money
and people act all offended when you don't want homeless around you

the right side of the pic give me a weird sense of speed

stop shooting black people and this wouldn't be an issue, piggos.

let them shoot themselves

Yea, I did work on that one. I miss muh OC. You Roberts are getting better with shops.

Is countposting still a thing?

Fuck off, nigger

yesssssssss

>thinks CPD kills more Nogs than Nogs do
have you looked at the numbers? CPD has shoot 13 people this year, and only 6 of them have died. On the other hand, the Nogs have shot 1627 other Nogs, and of those, 286 have died.
don't make me come over there

Roughly State and Van Buren. A shot from the train.
Sometimes a cell camera can do some interesting things.

Thank God. What about bundyposting?

>Nothing suspicious just talking loudly

I just snag the pics. The rest of you guys do the work.

>implying stable is a condition

Crabby would neck you.

Just for reference, nogs have killed 13 nogs just this weekend

Don't look at me, I just took the picture. Hell, crabby would hunt me down to dump her ashtray on my head if I tried to say that.

Real Robert hours

Damn dude, we got some good stuff while I was away. We get any more LEWD from the dude who listens while he fucks?

I know, I can't fucking wait for the coming bloodbath next weekend

REAL ROBERT HOUR

Oh god, I'm going to have to be here for that. Anyone taking bets on the total score this year?

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we could do a straw pole, personally I think the CPD will splurge on OT and try to swamp the shitty neighborhoods to try and stem the bleeding, but my money is on 30+

It's amazing how many movies in the 80's made Chimpcongo look so great... It was that jewish trickery that gave millions the notion to move there and shit it up... If you want somewhere to move, don't move where the jews film...

i'd take a solid 40 plus

did it
strawpoll.me/13236150

they cant even afford body armor, let alone over time

fuck yeah Robert. I voted 40+

>electrical fire

Last years July 4th will be blown out of the water this year.

Move to where they tell you everyone is from: Ohio. Or better yet, places they haven't heard of.

is next weekend something special?

4th of July is the week after next. Holiday weekends are always a bloodbath.