21 years old

>21 years old
>virgin
>been seeing a girl for the past 4 months
>tells me she's ready to have sex
>itsfinallygonnahappen.jpg
>take her out to this trampoline park
>watch her tits bounce up and down
>get super horny and rush back to her appartment
>"my roommate is gone for the weekend, but if we're gonna have sex you have to promise me something"
>about to feel like Chad thinking that she's gonna ask me to keep talking to her after we have sex
>"we can only do anal"
>oh shit
>finally have sex for the first time
>at least I think I had sex
>all my friends are still calling me a virgin

am I still a virgin Sup Forums?

>>tells me she's ready to have sex
>>itsfinallygonnahappen.jpg
>>take her out to this trampoline park
what did he mean by thsi?

>am I still a virgin Sup Forums?

yes.

when ur girl fucks u up the ass it is her who is having sex not you. ur just getting fucked

You are a fag

This.

took her out on a date before it got dark out

It doesn't count when she's the one penetrating you user.

no it was the other way around, I was fucking her in the ass

My sides.

it's only as important as you want to make it

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That is the most autistic manchild date idea I've ever heard. She probably doesn't want to fuck you because you took her to a place for 12 year olds instead of taking her out for drinks and a walk in the park or something like a normal person.

Also if she does anal right away there is a 100% chance she's a slut and you should probably dump her for someone better once you fuck her for real and get over this psychological roadblock.

Never trust a leaf to do a man's job.

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yea sure you were faggot, why don't you change your flag back to the LGBT

did you at least have the goddamn common courtesy to give her a reacharound?

Nice try, Leaf, but it's too late to take it back.

age old philosophical question user

>want to get laid
>go to a Trampoline park
>not getting a bottle or two of wine and having an intimate evening or a nice private picnic.

Whataryadoin duuud?

Your divorce rate just went up. Sad!

Take the virgin pill and experience happy marriages. Fornication is for losers.

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>am I still a virgin Sup Forums?
Yes user, she has to fuck you up the ass in order for you to lose your virginity.

That was literally my dream scenario growing up. Was never meant to be.

t. someone who never put it in the A

Stop replying to spam posts. Saged.

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You're a faggot. Not because of the butt sex, but just because you're you. Have fun being a virgin for the rest of your life, you pathetic beta loser.

By the way, please fuck off to /r9k/ where your kind belongs

Lmao

I would say "likely story" only it is not likely at all in fact it is quite unlikely that you were the one who was penetratING instead of the one who was penetratED I hope your new QT3.14GF was at least kind enough to use lube even though you do not deserve it you disgusting filthy animal

Filthy story. Sort yourself out.

>Anal doesn't count

Probably the only silver lining in post-feminist thinking

You came inside of a woman, you're not a virgin

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I don't know OP : I had sex with a girl who was a dead fish and felt I was a virgin till I had a girl who made me cum

And to people saying I was a pussy, its very different if she literally refuses eye contact and makes no noise, and asks to stop every 5 minutes cause she fears pleasure... chink girls are weird.

why did she only want anal? girls who do anal on first dates are whores. you are going to get cucked.

>you stuck your dick in a tunnel of feces ridden with bacteria

Not only is he a virgin he is a devious little degenerate.

She's probably catholic or some shit. Bitch is gonna need to wear diapers by the time she's 50.

Feels like a gay dry place you should never put your dick in. There is literally no difference between fucking a woman in the ass and fucking a man in the ass. Same exact experience. Pretty damn gay if u ask me.

shit, i forgot about that. my gf told me one of her christian friend did anal with her bf to remain a "virgin". but if she's already had sex and is doing anal on first dates, she's a whore. huge red flag.

no, and shes not either

she is trying to old slutty christian girl meme of "well anal sex doesnt count as losing my virginity teehee"

Good

>am I still a virgin Sup Forums?
You are, she isn't.

>can only do anal

OP your gf is a trap.

You hit the goldmine my friend.

What the fuck is a trampoline park?