Theists are dumb

Why do people still believe in God, Sup Forums? I can't understand it.

Somehow, a bearded invisible man in the sky makes more sense than science. "Faith" is just the hope that this bullshit fairy tale is real.

Not to mention that this "god" doesn't deserve any worship. From what the bible tells me, he's a narcissistic, childish omnipotent being that created us with free will, then punishes us for using that free will. What, was he surprised? What did he expect us to do? Sit there, bored to death in this so called "paradise"?

And why the fuck do people still believe in him if the last we heard from him was 2000 years ago? Sure, people claim they hear from God if they just "listen", but really it's just their own thoughts that they construe as "God" speaking to them because they want to believe so badly. It's like the only thing that keeps them going. I don't think some people would know what to do with themselves without their belief, really. But I'd rather be connected to reality and the fact there is no god than have "praying" and wasting an hour every sunday going to church and giving money away to people who just pocket it and don't really help the poor with it.

Honestly, fuck god. If he does exist, he'll have to beg for MY forgiveness, anyway. My girlfriend died Christmas 2015. He could have saved her if he was real. I was already having doubts about there being a god, but that solidified my belief there isn't one. Of course, the main reasons i don't believe is that none of the Bible or any major religions make any fucking sense at all.

Do you believe in the magical sky wizard, Sup Forums? Or are you woke?

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Why would any of the universe have to be "designed"? That's dumb. Where did god come from, then? Where does his power to "design" and create come from?

None of that makes any fucking sense. Just because we don't fully understand why the universe is the way it is does not mean that some sort of intelligence had anything to do with it.

get behind me Satan. Yashua is true, he is the way, the truth & the life. If your right and you die then not much happens...If your wrong your fucked...there is no do overs at that point.....plus Christianity has been of great benefit to mankind despite what shills say....The west has benefitted from the Golden rule if nothing else....

You have no new arguments...much more EDUCATED men than you have tried and failed to dismiss Yahweh out of hand.......

Of course Scripture doesn't make sense to you. You have chosen to believe a lie. You are spiritually blinded. We are here to serve, not to be served. Think hard now, you still have a chance....He is bigger than all of us....

because order clearly exists and order is the trademark of design

HA! Are you fucking serious? If that's your reason for believing, you're not very serious in your belief, now are you? You only believe because you're afraid of hell. That's not true belief. I guarantee you haven't even read the bible. There's so many contradictions in it it's not even funny, not to mention it's obvioiusly meant to be a means to control the masses.

God is a selfish being if he does exist. Not worthy of my worship. If you only believe because you're afraid of going to hell if you don't, then you don't really believe because you love god (how could anyone love a piece of shit like that anyway?), you believe out of fear. An all loving, omnipotent being wouldn't have people fear it, nor would it send anyone to hell for doing what it designed them to do. It would UNDERSTAND that we NEED PROOF.

The burden of proving that God exists is on the believers. I could say there's a toilet orbiting the earth right now, and you'd say "prove it", and then I'd say "You can't prove there isn't". That's how stupid theists sound.

The bible has zero basis in fact. There is nothing the bible has said that is observable and provable.

There is order in chaos as well. That is a fallacy. Design? How would something "design" a whole universe? Are you theists really so arrogant that you would believe that in this ENTIRE universe, we are the center of it?

>My girlfriend died Christmas 2015.

/r/thathappened

I especially love to hear them explain the process of free will ( they can't). Only the "god gives us free will" but no defense against the obvious causal nature of the universe

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I can't understand why they can't parse that picture.
>actually I can; they don't even try to parse it, they emotionally block it

Literally everything you posted is the stuff of grade-school debate.

If this isn't bait you need to sit down and have a long hard think about your life.

[spoiler]God loves you and there's nothing you can do about it[/spoiler]

No one literally believes in god, OP. Most people just pretend to believe because 'god' embodies the ideals we want society to act out. It creates a standard that prevents ignorant people with power from deviating these ideals so much that we end up destroying our society.

When you live with incredibly improbable events taking place every single day you know all other opinions are cucked .

i can disprove this

>evil exists?
>no

>God loves you
He supposedly wrestled with Jacob. Hilarious!

What is theodicy? God, atheists are ignorant.

What the fuck is this 2012? Get out of your basement, clean off your Cheetos, and get with the god damn times. There's more important shit going on then muh atheism and muh fairy tales

"God" is the only "all loving, all forgiving" being that would torture you for eternity simply for being unconvinced of his existence.

"God" is a being that has zero understanding of how the human mind works, if he does exist. (He doesn't).

An all knowing, all powerful, benevolent god could and would destroy evil once and for all. It wouldn't wait over 2000 years for the "perfect time of prophecy" to do it. That's just pointless.

Again, religion doesn't make any fucking sense. You sinned, so you have to kill an animal to be forgiven.

You sinned, so I'm going to send my son to have himself killed to forgive you all.

In WHAT FUCKING REALITY does any of that make any fucking sense?

How do people believe in this bullshit?

>My girlfriend
And thats how you know the story is fake.

/theodicy/ is the justice of God you stupid lobster

Why should God be loving?

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If you want a tl;dr OP, basically this. Religion is practically dead in the west, when it was the last bit of plank wood we were clinging on to in an ocean of chaos. idiots like you want to chop up the last of the planks, so we're "free", to swim in any direction.

>tfw no no qt fedora tipping gf

What a load of horse shit. Are you really going to simultaneously accept that unknowns exist in the world while claiming that a creator can't be one of them? Atheism is just as much a dogmatic ideology as any of them meant to enforce mind control. Think for yourself, brain dead faggot.

God is an abstraction you dumb FUCK.

Nobody with an ounce of intelligence believes that there is a big daddy in the sky, but they understand that as humans there will always be something above us and that just by virtue of existing.

God is a reminder for everyone that there are things above you you have to submit yourself to, morality being a tiny subtract of that.

Really, well guess what ratnik, religion ain't dead in ORTHODOXY either west or east .

And that's Christian Orthodoxy , be it Russian, Greek, Ukrainian or Romanian, kikes BTFO

>Why do people still believe in God, Sup Forums?

Various reasons. I personally believe it because of Divine Conservation. Why are you specifying one theistic view?

As for the rest of your post, you are speaking about a very simplistic notion of God not accepted by any classical theologian and hardly accepted by Evangelical Protestants themselves. And Evangelicals are foolish new age people so why focus on them?
>Honestly, fuck god. If he does exist, he'll have to beg for MY forgiveness, anyway

OP please. If you're uneducated of the topic, just say so and ask the questions. These judgements are just silly.


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God is omnipotent. The issue comes from the claim that he is malevolent. If evil can be used to form a more meaningful good/more good/whatever or come by logical necessity of some good then you cannot make the claim that God is malevolent letting evil occur. However, evil does not "exist", it is simply a privation of the good.

A good example of the benefit of evil in theology is the doctrine of Free Will. Something created with the intent of experiencing love and sharing in God's love requires the ability to voluntarily choose to love, else the love is mechanical and not actually love.

This can be applied to things naturally in the world as well, such as the finite and distinct nature of the universe enables things to run up against one another and cause clashes which cause a lot of things. We could say this derives from the same sort of purpose but I won't assume to be a theologian.

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More to the point, for Catholics, what suffering comes is a method towards growth towards virtue in various means. It could allow an important good, it could break your heart so that it be more open, it could be a method of transformation, or it even could be repercussions of sins playing out to persuade you away from it.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redemptive_suffering

We must try to relieve suffering but we do not relieve it by attempting to escape it but relieve it by overcoming it. And in that we are united with the suffering of our God, who has suffered with us.


Ultimately, like most Greek theistic problems, they are made towards the Hellenistic conception of gods and so it really isn't applicable to God unless you perceive Him as that sky wizard. This is called a Theistic Personalist view. The apostolic denominations (catholic, Orthodox, oriental) support the Classical Theist view. Sup Forums Christianity is majority apostolic denominations.

God doesnt imply something being all powerful, knowing or loving. Most of the time that isnt the case in religion

sage

If that is the truth, so be it. Humanity doesn't deserve to exist as selfishly as it does if we can't rally around a more useful cause than the fear of punishment from our own imaginations.

You're still hear trying to play apologetics to Sup Forums of all people after all these years? That's kind of sad.

What are you getting out of it? I don't understand.

>Somehow, a bearded invisible man in the sky makes more sense than science.

I know, I mean, it's like these people just believe in phenomena that they've never personally witnessed simply because some guys they've never met wrote about witnessing them in books

>There's more important shit going on then muh atheism and muh fairy tales
You mean like Trump telling Tillerson that conservatives need to be great friends with Putin?

I attempt to help.

>that's sad

Is there an issue with helping people understand things?

>Could God have created a universe with free will but without evil

Free will is the ability to choose between good and evil, so that's like asking if God could create air without oxygen. You can't trap God in pedantry and semantics

that chart gets destroyed by a single word
>free will

If we do have free will, then God knows what the outcome is in the infinite possibilities, but we are actually free to choose one.

Imagine it as infinite timelines, we can pick what forks we take in what direction across the timelines, but he does not interfere because he wants us to be free.

i think the people who (like yourself, OP) cling to this idea of an inherently omnipotent god that can literally control the universe on a whim and do anything, and is this totally idealized perfection of life, are the ones that are really stupid.

like where do you get off believing that? where do you get off holding that up as the standard of whether or not there is a "higher power" in the universe?

it's a strawman, ultimately. sure, it may be written in the bible but i don't believe 90%-95% of christians take the bible literally.

i believe in a higher power in our universe. i think it played some role in creating us (though not in 7 days, and not totally responsible). i don't believe it's all powerful. i don't believe it's "all good" or "all loving" either.

i think the christian bible is a treasure trove of wisdom and communication with this higher power. i think, like any book, it's right about some things and wrong about some things. i think the ultimate "gist" of the thing is likely pretty accurate.

and i totally "get" agnostics too. the people i don't "get" are people like you. atheists.

i see you got the nazi flag up. hitler was a left-wing, atheist, gun-hating, welfare-state-loving, free-healthcare-loving, big government socialist. he was also a vegetarian hipster who wanted to go to art school. he was, in every way, a modern SJW.

i say this because i think you should try to understand the connection between the disconnect from the values taught in the christian bible and SJWism. without those values, and without the embrace of those ideas, our societies inherently turn to shit and oppression and authoritarianism. (hitler was literally right about the joos but wrong about EVERYTHING else).

i think it's hard to recognize that fact and not be awed by the inherent wisdom of the christian doctrine, which has directly led to the "free" and "enlightened" european western world that we all know and love today.

im sayin', stop bein' an SJW nazi and embrace your true roots OP, as a western christian man, who understands the wisdom and value of the holy christian bible, EVEN IF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN EVERY SINGLE WORD IT SAYS!

exactly, thats the error of all jew when trying to fathom Cheristianity they think it's submission like islam or a rulebook like kikery .
No , it's free will.
>and totally Western ;)

What help? You found some ressentiful atheist and spewed out some dogma. I don't think he would consider himself "helped". You might since you know there is a very small chance he might be slightly less hostile to your religion. That's really what it is about, pushing your religion.

You've been doing this shit for years. What does pushing it on the rotten people of this site accomplish? Sup Forums's Christianity is the most ugly form of the religion I've seen. They only like it because it fuels their hatred of Jews, homosexuals, and because a few hundred years ago the crusades happened. Maybe it also has to do with not wanting to be associated with fedora memes.

>cling to this idea of an inherently omnipotent god that can literally control the universe
Can't imagine where anyone would get such an idea from

wait untill you take enough lsd to meet him and then we can talk again

honestly it's like you must not have even read the comment you're responding to :(

I'm a proud Christian and can't wait to start a family with a man who's also just as proud to be a Christian. I've lost close family members, life is not easy, but that doesn't mean God isn't real. In fact, such hardships brought me closer to God.

>What help? You found some ressentiful atheist and spewed out some dogma.

I contended the point rationally. Typically bad ideas and incorrect premises simply need be called out.

>pushing your religion

Everyone pushes their worldview in some degreewhen in discussion of ideology. However my attempt is to clear up issues they have than "push" anything, whatever that means.


>You've been doing this shit for years. What does pushing it on the rotten people of this site accomplish?

That's a bigger topic I'm sure I can't fully address on the phone. You do it injustice to identify it as all or even mostly Deus Vult poster stereotypes. Real evangelization has occurred which has influenced people here, other boards, and other websites.

You can't explain God in a few memes. Your post is nothing new, it's just the typical ignorant worldview of someone that is high on lies.

You have no clue what I'm talking about and it all seems very stupid to you, and that's understandable. It won't change in this thread.

Evolution, space, heliocentric model, theory of gravity, etc are all deceptions to take you away from common sense you're born with.

You haven't cleared up way too many things in your head for God to make any sense to you.

Maybe some day, maybe not.

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>prevent evil
yes

>know about the evil
yes

>prevent evil
no

>God isn't all loving
no shit retard the Bible doesn't say he is

Oops the first and third are the same. You know what I meant

also verses on God's hate

Leviticus 20:23 - "And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them."
Leviticus 26:30 - "And I will destroy your high places, and cut down your images, and cast your carcases upon the carcases of your idols, and my soul shall abhor you."
Deuteronomy 32:19 - "And when the LORD saw it, he abhorred them, because of the provoking of his sons, and of his daughters."
Psalm 5:5 - "The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity."
Psalm 5:6 - "Thou shalt destroy them that speak leasing: the LORD will abhor the bloody and deceitful man."
Psalm 10:3 - "For the wicked boasteth of his heart's desire, and blesseth the covetous, whom the LORD abhorreth."
Psalm 11:5 - "The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth."
Psalm 53:5 - "There were they in great fear, where no fear was: for God hath scattered the bones of him that encampeth against thee: thou hast put them to shame, because God hath despised them."
Psalm 73:20 - "As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image."
Psalm 78:59 - "When God heard this, he was wroth, and greatly abhorred Israel:"
Psalm 106:40 - "Therefore was the wrath of the LORD kindled against his people, insomuch that he abhorred his own inheritance."

Proverbs 6:16-19 - "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."
Proverbs 22:14 - "The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the LORD shall fall therein."
Lamentations 2:6 - "And he hath violently taken away his tabernacle, as if it were of a garden: he hath destroyed his places of the assembly: the LORD hath caused the solemn feasts and sabbaths to be forgotten in Zion, and hath despised in the indignation of his anger the king and the priest."
Hosea 9:15 - "All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters."
Zechariah 11:8 - "Three shepherds also I cut off in one month; and my soul lothed them, and their soul also abhorred me."
Malachi 1:3 - "And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness."
Romans 9:13 - "As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated."

Pretty good. Would begin a discussion on the nature of good and evil.
Saved.

I just feel god resonates with me when I look for him in the nature or even if I am not in various inspirational situacions. It's a warm and fullfilling feeling, as if The whole world and all the peaples around me were sharing love with me. I really don't need rational arguments, I have them, but they're quite useless. True faith is just faith.

>god will have to ask MY forgiveness
Good luck with that, sinner

Immediately retreating into obscurity.

I guess if you think you are in the best company with deus volters (and you do seeing as how you elect to spend time with them rather than any other website) that really is where your head is.

You sure there isn't something else you could do besides argue about the problem of evil for the 10,000th time with some rage-alcoholic? That's really your place in this life?

>still
>only been alive 12 years you must be 18 or older to post here kiddo

Evil makes us stronger faggot. Stop crying about "muh evil and suffering"

If it weren't for the snake/satan we would never be conscious about our fragileness. Life isn't the garden of eden, it isn't heaven.

New age atheism is dying, nihilism gets you nowhere.

I bet you hate commies. Go read russian literature like dostoyevski or tolstoy, let them tell you about when they took away their "sky fairy"

The flat earth truth is the single most effective method of finding God.

You can also choose ignorance and laugh it off.

I will explain to you why people not only still believe in god but why many need a belief system to function. First off human beings are social creatures. So much so that some of us talk to ourselves to focus thoughts rather than dealing with feeling alone. It's psychologically in grained in us to seek out communities and socialization. We're more likely as a species to attach blame to something and to ask who's responsible than what is responsible. We find that all cultures anthopomorphize things that can not readily be explained because having that makes us feel comfortable and it helps us to feel more emotionally stable to have answers and for those answers to be anthropomorphized. Even after spending a great deal of time in atheist communities I would find that every atheist had something that replaced their belief in god. A lot of them were obsessed with social justice nonsense or became conspiracy nuts. What those things have in common is that both of them are built around the belief in a higher power which is malevolent and must be stopped. It's always the government, corporations, the white cis hetero-patriarchy, etc. Human beings are wired to behave this way and if you don't have religion you degenerate into bullshit, and essentially find a new god to replace the old one. Simply put, god whether real or imaginary is the human mind anthropomorphizing things outside of our control as a psychological defense mechanism and even if you get to the point where you rationalize that there is no god you end up creating a new one to fill the spot of the old one.

You do know order and chaos are antonyms? And the rest of your argument is a red herring and a strawman, some of the most basic fallacies. Come back when you understand the scientific method.

Faith isn't about fear unless you're a child. It's about providing a sense of transcendent purpose, and an objective morality on what is wrong and right. Moral subjectivism is a cancer that is choking out our culture and our morale that only breeds nihilism and hedonism.

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You call theists arrogant assholes, but you expect God, or anyone for that matter, to apologize to you?

Unable to refute a single point OP made. Not one. Solution? Name calling.

You poor guy. Your god does not exist. You have been scammed.

Your vast universe doesn't exist, it's you that's been scammed.

>My girlfriend died Christmas 2015. He could have saved her if he was real.
Hahahaha. Ok snowflake, see who is the narcissistic childish here? You are not the first one to pointing out the Evil's Problem neither the first one to feel injustice on the dead of a beloved. There you have the debate on God, its concept and its atribute and also the believe subject that are differenciated. I can extend of why people have faith or so but it seems like a waste of time. How about going back when your tantrum goes low?

You should give everyone on the planet a list of the most important things to discuss. Then we will all study it, and only discuss the things on your list.

Almost everything you posted is very similar to the same arguments I used to use against God. If you just realize that you don't know everything and be genuinely willing to take in information, I highly recommend reading the book "The Case for a Creator" and then read the bible starting from the beginning. It will change your life?

I'm sorry about your girlfriend, that's a very difficult loss to deal with.

As callous as it sounds though, God does not exist to alleviate our suffering. Suffering is what characterizes the mortal world. Many of God's greatest prophets suffered a great deal.

You don't worship God to do right in your life. You worship to humble yourself before the ideal man of virtue you should strive to be. That's the case no matter what position in life you're at

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For what it's worth, I'm sorry for your loss.

Your problem is that you are approaching this question philosophically. I use to be an atheist. After spending years of my life obsessed with the occult and looking into the events surrounding christ, I am now a sort of esotericist christian. Atheism is rational, but I do not believe the universe we inhabit is.

So your claim is over 90% of humans who have ever existed are dumb?
Hmm.
Just not buying it.

I hate my father. I'm getting a tattoo

Uh what is your argument sir? That Yashua is false? LOL good luck with your fallacies...Thing is dude, you can rant all you want...your tears are delicious. God will not be mocked. Explain Israel, if your so smart. They are divinely protected. The jews? he made a covenant with them. They are what they are for a reason, why do you think anti-semitism is so prevalent? Rave away man, let your hate and rage run free.

You want a sign? LOL: A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And he left them, and departed. Matthew 16:4

Have you even looked at Proverbs? Ecclesiastes? You say there is no fact?

There is no burden on me Sir. I can only tell you the truth. If you disdain it, I can do no more.

Just out of curiosity, what makes you believe the Bible is simply a tool to control the masses?

>hundreds of religions
>no see MY god is the one true god because a lot of people also believe in him heh checkmate fags

>anthropologists have literally mountains of fossils, dig sites, artifacts, etc. dating +50,000 years BUT see this book says we're 6,000 years old heh

>ice cores, geological info from +200,000 years-millions of years BUt see it's all the devil's trickery heh

>literally observing evolution as plants and animals, macro life, evolve ways to get around herbicides/pesticides in a manner of years and develop physical changes

>heh nice THEORy of evolution HEH

Believe in what you want but holy hell modern organized religion can go fuck itself

>this book says we're 6,000 years old heh
Chapter and verse please.

>modern organized religion
I agree, scientism is horrible.

>"God" is the only "all loving, all forgiving" being that would torture you for eternity simply for being unconvinced of his existence.
If you took that away there would be no free will. Would you rather not have free will? God doesn't seek to torture us. Hell is an existence without God.

>"God" is a being that has zero understanding of how the human mind works, if he does exist. (He doesn't).
He made you. On what grounds can you claim he doesn't understand how the human mind works? He exists beyond time. He knows what you'll think before you do.

>An all knowing, all powerful, benevolent god could and would destroy evil once and for all. It wouldn't wait over 2000 years for the "perfect time of prophecy" to do it. That's just pointless.
God wishes to save as many people as possible. He waits for the perfect time for as many people to be saved as possible. In revelations there's a point where God doesn't directly involve himself until the last possible moment so that as many souls can be saved.

>Again, religion doesn't make any fucking sense. You sinned, so you have to kill an animal to be forgiven.
>You sinned, so I'm going to send my son to have himself killed to forgive you all.
>In WHAT FUCKING REALITY does any of that make any fucking sense?
>How do people believe in this bullshit?
The sacrifice is a metaphor for how sin brings death. With the sacrifice the animal dies instead of you. Jesus Christ is so wonderful because He is the ultimate perfect sacrifice. He is the substitute for our death in sin.

It seems archaic and difficult to understand compared to our modern society and ideologies, but if you really seek the truth God will show it to you.

God ceates the light AND the darkness. The darkness is necessary to have what we call life. It's friction that often manifests as suffering and destruction. Like electricity, it's the motor that keeps everything moving forward.

t. Kali worship

God is a father. Father's don't hold their children's hands their whole lives. Yet they still love them. Your a priori concept of an "all-knowing, all-powerful, benevolent" God is fundamentally flawed because it isn't even the way most Christians perceive him

Evil=degeneracy
degeneracy=free will(bad decisions)
free will=an agreement between god and man that allows us to have agency. Evil is a consequence of freewill.

Right. Because somehow this shitty little patch of desert is where all the magic happened. Then he disappeared for millennia and expects us to believe he ever existed.

You're retarded. And quit quoting the bible, it's the very thing being contested and therefore cannot be used as proof.

But, order and chaos go hand in hand. Fractals, for example. They look chaotic, right? But they have order from the smallest to the biggest parts. Fractals are all over the universe.

I'm not saying there isn't some higher order of things that we just don't understand yet. But I am saying there is no anthropomorphic all powerful being that judges us and sends us to heaven or hell. The higher power may be a consciousness of some sort, but does not directly interfere with the world, only influence it. This is why prayer works. It helps influence the outcome of things, but does not directly cause the outcome. This universal consciousness, some call it God, does not require worship. Buddhism is the closest thing to what I believe, but I'm not buddhist. Nor am I atheist or new age. But I do think Christians and anyone who worships a god and thinks we are capable of "sinning" and being sent to hell for it are sheep who are just afraid of hell (which doesn't exist beyond death, it is however a state of mind).

The entire universe looks like cells in a giant brain, which is MUCH more likely than the Judeo-Christian origin story. You all are going to say I'm changing up. This is what I believe more so than atheism. But I really don't know. What I DO know though is that all major religions are based on falsehoods and designed to control the masses. Which they do so effectively through fear. Fear of hell, fear of falling out of God's favor, etc. I prefer being able to do what I want without fear.

no , darkness is just the absence of light

>implying "science" or "a-thetism" can be a religion in any way

>this buttmad

your petty human mind can't comprehend All There Is. you're a product of a materialist hedonistic society. concepts such as "good" and "bad" are obsolete when you transcend the intellectual mind. the death of your gf is not a bad thing, it just is. death is not what you think it is anyway, you're just conditioned to think that it is a bad thing and it should be avoided at all costs. even the mighty stars explode and die a violent death, what makes your gf so special that she should live forever? don't you see that the death of a star gives birth to new celestial objects? do trees cry when they lose their leaves every autumn and regain them every spring?

you're right about major religions being bs though. also watch the movie "fountain" you fagget. it might help with your bitterness

>which is MUCH more likely than the Judeo-Christian origin story.
If you mean creation stories in the Bible: which one?

>Died trying to make alchemy work

>still accomplished more than anyone here ever will

haha a satanic roach

Here I was, thinking Sup Forums had some sort of sense. But there's more retarded theists here than I was led to believe. So many bluepilled morons that follow major religions instead of seeking the truth between the lines.

Guys. The bible is false. It should be obvious by now.

...and light is just the absence of darkness.

I've had sex more than zero times though.

And yes you're right. And more than anyone probably will in history ever again.

darkness is dispersed by light your dumbass
krauts > ouch

why do you believe that the scriptures are meant to be interpreted literally? that's obviously not what the authors intended. i see both theists and non-theists who think "it must be literally 100% true or it's all fake" which makes no sense

Right, because you know everything so we should listen to you. Oh wait...

>I've had sex more than zero times though.
So has the ugliest girl in every public high school.
That is not an actual accomplishment.

It is, you BELIEVE it, without a single proof. In fact, you BELIEVE it despite strong proof against it.

Evolution and heliocentric model are not science. You calling it science doesn't make it real.

Warning to all honest Christians, mocking flat earth truth is mocking God's creation.