> Marry blonde blue eyed 19 year old
> Have child
> Child looks like a beady eyed negroid
> Get DNA test
> It's mine
> Get Ancestry DNA test
> No nigger/Jewish heritage
What the fuck Sup Forums
> Marry blonde blue eyed 19 year old
> Have child
> Child looks like a beady eyed negroid
> Get DNA test
> It's mine
> Get Ancestry DNA test
> No nigger/Jewish heritage
What the fuck Sup Forums
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ZIKA bro
Assuming you have blue eyes; I have no fucking idea. If you don't have blue eyes, this is perfectly understandable.
>Marrying a Yazidi Jew
It's a baby.
Babies are weird like that.
Let it grow a bit and it will get some more natural features...
I have very light hazel eyes.
is pic related?
That baby is perfect.
Kids are generally fuck ugly for at least 18 months and only then do they gradually start to gradually look vaguely human.
> No nigger/Jewish heritage
So you're just going to ignore the eye folds?
Also, post nudes of your wife. We won't tell her. Honest injun.
yes
How did the talk with the wife go? She just let you take a DNA test, basically saying you don't trust her at all, without complaining?
Telegony.
>be leaf
>have obviously chink baby
>confused
If it's < 3 months, eye color doesn't begin to form until then. Nephew was born early March, just now seeing blue in his eyes (dad and mom blue eyed).
That kid is obviously a Hapa, you leaf faggot.
CHINKED
All babies look fucking weird, dude. Just wait til it grows up some. I'm pretty much faceblind when it comes to babies -- arr rook same.
"I want a DNA test"
"What? Why? Are you serious?"
"Yes I'm serious. You have nothing to worry about."
"Okay, fine."
you really gonna let your wife say no?
You are probably heterozygous bbGg for eye color which gives you hazel eyes, your wife is probably also bbGg and her eye color is just bluer than usual, and your kid is bbGG which can express as brown. Assuming no mutations or funny chromosomal events. If your wife was true bbgg and you were bbGg, then your kid should have some shade of hazel eyes (can still be very dark).
>Hazel eyes.
Fuck you, faggot. Your eyes are brown. Mine are blue, i don't go round saying my eyes are turquoise. Your eye colour is not fucking special you cunt. Say they're brown because they fucking are, stop trying to make yourself sound unique by saying you have "hazel eyes" fuck off you faggot. you are whats wrong with the world you fucking pleb. YOUR EYES ARE FUCKING BROWN YOU PRETENTIOUS CUNT. Only wankers say they have hazel eyes. fuck you.
Moms nose, the eyes will look less creepy once it grows eyebrows.
Obey me, leaf.
Babies' eyes are always black when they're first born. Their color changes after a few months.
it has down syndrome
but ugly babbies become pretty adults so itll be ok
Sounds like you've been here a little too long leaf...
Reminder: You can't ever leave.
His eyes could lighten up with age, but he seriously does look like a mong.
>"Yes I'm serious. You have nothing to worry about."
>"Okay, fine."
I really really doubt this is how it happened.
Check her ancestry bro. She probably has korean in there somewhere.
Fuck off chink
New babies are always ugly. Give it a year before considering abandoning
Vancouver =/= all of canada
90% of Canadians are rural or suburban retards, where Chinks are non-existent. Get educated Amerifat.
This. DNA from previous partners might have influenced the baby. Was she a virgin when you met? Maybe an asian cummed in her and the DNA stuck with her. Test the baby
My teeth are straighter you snagged toothed tea sipping limey fagget
Some whining in between but yeah, I had it booked for the next day and I took the baby.
Calls his own child a negroid.... so much for that strong father idea... fuck off loser
Oh shit OP is an Asian taking the piss with us
Relax, OP. It's common knowledge that hair and eye color can change over time, particularly early in childhood AFTER infancy.
There are 3 levels of dna testing in the uk, personal whereby you get the tubes and a swabs for the subject and yourself, a similar set that also has documents for a health professional, who administers the swabs and sends the tubes off to the lab, and a full court test. I think that this is the same for canada and america. I know that it is illegal for the french to get dna testing, punishable by jail. The germans needs permission from the courts for such tests.
Google "rare diseases", hf.
But what about when your eyes are part green and part brown i.e. hazel?
Are you a chink? The baby looks like a chink.
Any Finnish blood in your family?
lol there are no Asians where I live. She was a virgin.
so you have dishwater blue eyes huh bong? Some of us say "hazel" because indeed we have green eyes with a copper ring around our pupil.. aka hazel
Don't be paranoid. That baby looks perfectly normal. The wife is a 4/10 though.
eye color can still change
Check her/your ancestry.
hazel
light brown eyes (HAZEL) are inherent in different races than dark brown eyes (BROWN)
go to the gym to vent your frustration faggot.
>Only answer.
My son was born looking like an Aryan super baby, but morphed into a stocky brown haired brown eyed pollock like me over a few years.
Autism.
Congrats bro.
>Not understanding genetics, the post.
First go and read fucking leaf.
epigenetic.. seems plausible.
45% German 30% Scottish 25% French
no chinks or darkies in my senpai tree
Perhaps you're beady-eyed and ugly.
.... no??
Like newborn everythings have blue eyes, that turn brown over a few days to a few weeks, as the melanin develops. If a baby's eyes are dark they'll stay dark. You can't naturally lose eye pigment (pure blue being the absence of any melanin) you can only gain, and only in the first month of life.
I think the babies in your area are possessed
Russia hacked the paternity test
>Fuck you, faggot. Your eyes are brown.
Hazel doesn't mean brown. Light green/blue with a brown tinge around the pupil is what he means.
taking the bait but there is a huge difference between hazel and brown eyes, hazel means a mix of colours, usually darker in the center and lighter outside. Pic related is a hazel eye, would you call that brown?
What do YOU look like?
Sauce on your wife?
What books?
You're a chink. Post a pic Chang
>fatherhood in the west in 2017
>post photos of your kids on Sup Forums
>"I-IS MY CHILD A NIGGER?!"
>do DNA tests because you're an ancestry-less leaf-burger cuck with no identity
no wonder your countries are so degenerate.
This exactly. Look up the relevent research on this. I wish the medical community could develop a DNA test to screen potential spouses.
find your own we could use the offspring you degen
Hazel eyes still carry the gene for brown eyes, OP. Besides, all babies look weird as fuck. When I was little I had ice blonde hair and now it's brown with blonde highlights.
How many kids do you have?
Why the fuck would you post a pic of your wife and baby on here you weirdo.
Fetal alcohol syndrome, brah. Sorry.
Eyes will change, dont worry.
fite me irl fgt
be proud of your wife and little bugger instead of pestering them with demands for aryan purity, retard
Sorry OP, I'm afriad your child is a proto nigger, first of its kind.
Your child is the first in a new evolutionary wave of niggers.
> Get Ancestry DNA test
Run it through promethease.com
They provide info related to eye color so you can figure out what happened
He's asian, he's mocking whitey
Wow, what a way to completely disrespect your wife dumbass. You probably did permanent damage to your relationship pulling a bullshit move like that.
>evolutionary
>niggers
kek
is that photo yours?
Did you say beady eyes? You are Canadian?
You child is truly blessed, then.
Those eyes look like fetal alcohol syndrome
Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Looks like you're a canasian.
This.When I was a kid I had blonde hair blue eyes. Now my hair is brown and I still have blue eyes.
I'm an 18 year old, before you pull the "n-not having kids isnt white" shit. Neither is your girl, your child or you, as you are the product of centuries of inbreeding, immigration and racemixing
congratulations, your wife gave birth to a downy. the bigot is rightly punished.
your wife took some Asian cum inside her before you impregnated her.
Her body stored some of that dna and the traits showed up in your child.
It is your kids, but its tainted.
This is what you get for marrying a non virgin. Tainted offspring.
his baby looks asian. Thats not something that can just change.
You dont magically change noses and facial structure.
>I'm an 18 year old,
>he is a literal teenager
lmaoing at your life, kid.
it would make me so happy if this turned out to be true
This.
Wait a bit for it to grow.
If it is still not to your liking, leave it in the woods.
looks hapa sorry user better killyourself
so none. I can tell you're after shekels.
No he has a philtrum. OP is an asian
>le white people don't exist meme
Well reddit'd!
This
Ayyy lmao
OP that's no way to talk about your child. That said... JUST
>be mexican
>marry aryan
>have daughter with blue eyes
>eyes keep going from light blue, to silver pale
>keeps doing this for 5 years now
Its kinda cool but at the same time idk if its normal. Is this suppose to happen?
It was born in canada, so we know it's a faggot.