Wtf Catholics

Why on earth are Catholics still a thing? And why aren't they reading the bible in Latin if they are Roman Catholics. Wtf.

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>Why on earth are Catholics still a thing?
Pope won't let go of his money scam easy

I'm a Greek Catholic tho.

>catholic
>reading bible

lol that's why I go to Church so Father reads it to me.

Because they have large families, this is why there are so many mudslimes, that and they kill anyone who tries to leave.

>be proddie dog
>not inebriated on the Blood of the Creator

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>believe Sola Scriptura
>Sola Scriptura is nowhere in the scriptures

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Ruthenian? That's cool.

>Why on earth are Catholics still a thing?

IMO

Catholicism is a dogmatic religion that shames you for even questioning its rules,rituals, and scriptures.It feeds on the fears of its practitioners and promises an all knowing father like figure which we humans seek out to replace our all know ( for a Child) father.

Catholicism is a front for a multi-dimensional international child slavery ring, headed by a group of lizard aliens, cultists, and jews deadest on destroying western civilization.

Anyone else wish there was a religion board
Sick of this stupid random religion threads

>why aren't they reading the bible in Latin
They are. Only those who can read Latin are qualified to read the book. The rest of you are allowed to go to church and have it read to you.

It derives its power from a peal to authority fallacy

(Pope being the self appointed representative of God {Peter})

But if you want the short explanation, its a cult

Protestants are mental midgets

>needing someone else to read a book for you
Catholics confirmed for illiterate. Catholicism is the religion of the brownstone after all.

Reminder: "If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone round his neck and push him over with the words `I baptise thee in the name of Abraham” – Martin Luther

we and those in full communion with us are the one true church, all others are rebellious LARPers. have fun in hell, user.

Oh boy, here we go.

Calvinism is based. It is literally the Gospel.

>Doesn't know what the Vulgata is

Stupid, ignorant, self-worshipper, don't you have a denomination to start?

>"If I had to baptise a Jew, I would take him to the bridge of the Elbe, hang a stone round his neck and push him over with the words `I baptise thee in the name of Abraham” – Martin Luther

That's a terrible thing for a Christian to say.

Funny how you post Martin Luther and yet he wanted to remain Catholic

Also, when Protestant start a crusade to retake the holy land, then you can talk.

Catholicism have been the defence of Europe and Christianity forever

Luther was not a Christian, he was a self-worshipping megalomaniac.

Guys, give credit to Martin Luther for sparking the Reformation, but give the real credit for engineering the Reformation to based John Calvin. If you are interested Reformed, John Calvin's Institutes of Christian Religion is a must read and changed my life regarding my Christianity.

>believing that dumb fag from england obsessed with irenaeus and "muh church fathers" and repeating his retarded memes and basing your belief on his retarded memes
wew lad

Martin Luther just wanted to "clean things up" with regards to Christianityl; John Calvin wanted to demolish roman catholicism and get back to the Bible and biblical roots.

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correction, Martin Luther just wanted to clean things up with regards to roman catholicism.*

Prots aligned with the Muslims several times throughout history.
Because of my job I have to go in Mosques from time to time, the Imam always sounds like a Prot spewing the same self-help, self-esteem, building crap.

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roman catholicism is a totally different understanding of Christianity. I may put them almost in the same category as mormonism.

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don't get baited by these jews. they will burn in hell

Funny, since the Catholic Church codified the New Testament. Basically you want to throw out the NT, just like Luther threw out the 7 Biblical books HE didn't like.
I bet you want to burn the book of James so bad, lol, you self-worshipping idolater.

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Because Jesus said the gates of hell would not prevail against his church

roman catholicism is a bunch of pedo sympathizing, ecumenical cucks. Seriously.
I love my Reformed church and my Pastor's preaching; he does not cater to liberalism/ecumenism unlike the vatican assholes. I literally spit on roman catholicism.

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We forgive you

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LoL, stupid Prots, the only thing you can do is turn people away from you, and you're too narcissistic to realize it.
Keep up the good work, maybe God will reward your work with lots of designer clothing.

popery is cuckery. No such evidence at all for popes. Peter was not "the first pope". Any roman catholics reading my posts right now is getting red-pilled. Read Institutes of Christian Religion by John Calvin, read Charles Spurgeon's stuff.. do not associate or have anything to do with roman catholicism that wants to usurp the authority of Jesus Christ. roman catholicism is an abomination and heresy.

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What the fuck you guys are the afterbirth of the Holy Roman Empire

>Any roman catholics reading my posts right now is getting red-pilled

The delusional narcissism strike again. lol

I am no fan of Osteen at all, nor the Word of Faith movement. I am a Reformed/Calvinist Christian.

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Been thinking about studying Orthodoxy/attending an Orthodox church.

Y all should just move on to a better religion.

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Funny, why don't Prots ever stand up to any of the violent and murderous ideologies of the world?
They teamed up with the Muslims.
They cowered before the Communists.
They cowered before the National Socialists.
They teamed up with the Jews.

Scripture says the righteous are bold as lions. Proof Prots are idolatrous self-worshipping cowards.
They offer no resistance to evil because when you consider your arrogant, impotent, self, God, the world is a very scary place, for there is nobody to protect you. This also proves that Prots know they are idolaters and that they have no power from the real God to resist evil.

Everyone can agree that having an authority of learned scholars and doctors to interpret Scripture is a good thing. Even Protestants.

The Protestants say that we should all think for ourselves and use our own sensibilities, but they turn back around when it comes to certain issues.

Like say, for instance, homosexuality. They lose their minds when someone interprets a passage of the Bibles as being pro-gay rights (or anti-gay rights if they are a pro-gay Protestant), because, even though anyone can interpret the Bible, people can and will still interpret it wrong. So why shouldn't there be an authority in that case?

It's a bunch of words written down on paper. It may be divinely inspired, but it can easily be sullied by our own imperfect interpretation and biases.

That is why you need to get a bit extra-biblical. Sola Scriptura is flawed.

Yeah right, stop lying, you just don't like him because his "religion" has more followers than the one you made up.

What makes the catholic church the church of acts? What makes Peter the first pope? Where was apostolic succession started? These are genuine questions.

what do you mean "still a thing"?

catholics are the richest religion on the planet with more than 1B followers. They even have their own country you pleb

you're a roman catholic cuck.

The biggest faggot nightclub is located right under the vatican. Your organization is a complete abomination and a joke. God's judgement is on you and your so called church.

>prots allied with muslims

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franco-Ottoman_alliance

>prots cowered before communists

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Barbarossa

>prots cowered before national socialists

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Normandy_landings

>prots teamed up with jews

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Holocaust


Stop. You have the IQ of room temperature.

>God's judgement is on you and your so called church

You can't touch me or any Catholic you megalomaniacal fiend. You're not God.

Based

Nice image of a homosexual looking dude supposedly Jesus Christ. You're so cucked you don't even know it. s m h

SeeI have honest questions

The Catholic Church was started by Christ and His Apostles, that's why.

Where can I read that in the Bible? Is it in Acts somewhere or in the gospels? I am currently reading through it but haven't seen that portion yet.

>this is what catholics actually believe
lol

I live in the American South and can say without a doubt that I prefer the company of Catholics (as long as they're White) to the hordes of Baptist scum I've had to put up with my entire life.
It's not even about religion.
Catholics are more fun to be around. They speak their mind, and you know where you stand with them.
Baptists are cowards - treacherous little rodents who will gossip in their circles like old British women, but God forbid you confront them about anything, and they'll puss out.
Not to mention they're such joyless fags.
They drink like pussies usually the first to go vegan or eschew any of the other fun things in life.
I'd be willing to bet that most of the PC culture we've been suffering these past decades are owned in large part to Protestant fear of reprisal. They have no backbone.

I highly suggest all Christians to actually read their bible I have had to leave churches cause of evil people.

Most just wander around hugging demons.

youtu.be/wn1AhthobUE

Sorry, I read actual books.
Prots aligned with the Muslims.
Prots rolled over for the Communists.
Prots rolled over for the Natsocs.
Prots worship the Jews.
Deny it all you want, but it's just anotyher stain on your sordid idolatrous history.

Lets look at Sup Forums.
Prots roll over for kek fags.
Prots roll over for Natsocs.
Prots roll over for pagans.

But as soon as somebody posts something from a Catholic source you get all tough.

LOL, Prots are like liberals in that they cower before the people who would kill them and act tough when they attack people who wont.

(((baptists)))

only real protestant faiths are presbyterian, methodist, anglican, and lutheran

anything else is bull shit

Uhh, it's recorded history.
Quit playing dumb, liar, your questions are anything but honest.

What denomination are you again?

>no sources

alright shlomo, try again next time

Catholics base the entire concept/justification of the papacy on Matthew 16:18. Catholics don't actually read the Bible, though, they just listen to whatever the priest tells them. Here is Matthew 16, the full chapter. This is what Catholics actually believe.

>16 The Pharisees also with the Sadducees came, and tempting desired him that he would shew them a sign from heaven. 2 He answered and said unto them, When it is evening, ye say, It will be fair weather: for the sky is red. 3 And in the morning, It will be foul weather to day: for the sky is red and lowring. O ye hypocrites, ye can discern the face of the sky; but can ye not discern the signs of the times? 4 A wicked and adulterous generation seeketh after a sign; and there shall no sign be given unto it, but the sign of the prophet Jonas. And he left them, and departed.

>5 And when his disciples were come to the other side, they had forgotten to take bread. 6 Then Jesus said unto them, Take heed and beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees. 7 And they reasoned among themselves, saying, It is because we have taken no bread. 8 Which when Jesus perceived, he said unto them, O ye of little faith, why reason ye among yourselves, because ye have brought no bread? 9 Do ye not yet understand, neither remember the five loaves of the five thousand, and how many baskets ye took up? 10 Neither the seven loaves of the four thousand, and how many baskets ye took up? 11 How is it that ye do not understand that I spake it not to you concerning bread, that ye should beware of the leaven of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees? 12 Then understood they how that he bade them not beware of the leaven of bread, but of the doctrine of the Pharisees and of the Sadducees.

I would say if your church isn't at least Calvinistic, you go to a completely heretic church or completely cucked embarrassment of a church.

>Prots rolled over for the Natsocs
wheredoyouthinkyouare.exe

>13 When Jesus came into the coasts of Cæsarea Philippi, he asked his disciples, saying, Whom do men say that I the Son of man am? 14 And they said, Some say that thou art John the Baptist: some, Elias; and others, Jeremias, or one of the prophets. 15 He saith unto them, But whom say ye that I am? 16 And Simon Peter answered and said, Thou art the Christ, the Son of the living God. 17 And Jesus answered and said unto him, Blessed art thou, Simon Bar-jona: for flesh and blood hath not revealed it unto thee, but my Father which is in heaven. 18 And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. 19 And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven. 20 Then charged he his disciples that they should tell no man that he was Jesus the Christ.

>21 From that time forth began Jesus to shew unto his disciples, how that he must go unto Jerusalem, and suffer many things of the elders and chief priests and scribes, and be killed, and be raised again the third day. 22 Then Peter took him, and began to rebuke him, saying, Be it far from thee, Lord: this shall not be unto thee. 23 But he turned, and said unto Peter, Get thee behind me, Satan: thou art an offence unto me: for thou savourest not the things that be of God, but those that be of men.

If I was a Schlomo you'd be licking me dry and paying for my vineyard.

>24 Then said Jesus unto his disciples, If any man will come after me, let him deny himself, and take up his cross, and follow me. 25 For whosoever will save his life shall lose it: and whosoever will lose his life for my sake shall find it. 26 For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul? or what shall a man give in exchange for his soul? 27 For the Son of man shall come in the glory of his Father with his angels; and then he shall reward every man according to his works. 28 Verily I say unto you, There be some standing here, which shall not taste of death, till they see the Son of man coming in his kingdom.

I am asking honest questions, there is no need to get so defensive about it and start lashing out. Where can I read the historical data/recordings of it? As someone that was only taken to non denominational churches growing up I am attempting to look more into certain Churches and study them prior to choosing one to attend which is why I asked.
What are Orthodox considered?

No it was started by the RomansÉ Do you guys read anything other than the bibleÉ Oh let me guess all the history books are written by kikes rrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
Guess what hot shot the Bible was written by kikes!

It's interesting because throughout the whole Gospels, Jesus proclaims the kingdom of heaven, talks about his coming Passion, what is to come. But he never really speaks about what his "earthly" mission is. He talks about dying for our sins, but he never really tells us what he expects of humanity between his death and his second coming, what he is going to leave behind...

Except for one passage, in which he clearly states what his plan is

>"And I tell you, you are Peter, and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it. I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven, and whatever you bind on earth shall be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven."
>Matt 16:18,19

His legacy to leave behind was to establish a living Church, led by the Apostles and their successors.

Anti Catholicism is irrational, it's full of paranoia and protestant delusions of grandeur

orthodox Protestantism?

never heard the term before

>Baptists are cowards - treacherous little rodents who will gossip in their circles like old British women, but God forbid you confront them about anything, and they'll puss out.

Southern culture is incredibly, incredibly passive aggressive and hypocritical.

>I'd be willing to bet that most of the PC culture we've been suffering these past decades are owned in large part to Protestant fear of reprisal. They have no backbone.

Look at the most left-wing colleges and states in the US. They're all the old Puritan areas.

Fun fact the Bible was written by Jews.....

No you're not, I can see an honest question when presented with one. Stop thinking I'm as dense as you are.

>only real protestant faiths are presbyterian, methodist, anglican, and lutheran
>Presbyterian

No bishops, no dice. You can't cut yourself off from the successors of the Apostles and expect things to go well.