/cpd/ - CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - NO ELECTION, NO WINNERS EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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Robert reporting

FOURTEEN (14) DAYS UNTIL JULY 4TH

Bump, keep comfy, Roberts.

Shit, gotta get my crappy fireworks.

Male black in red hoodie and blue jeans threatening people with a knife in first district.

Shots fired.

Multiple shots fired on Western and Jackson.

Female black threatening to break a window.

Shots fired on Campbell an Milwaukee.

>Turn on CPD
>First words heard "Twelve shots"
Whelp, this is gonna be a good day.

Did i just hear 200 young people causing a disturbance and jumping on cars?

and they say that urban youth have no constructive group activities.

Have a bump, Roberts.

Bumped let's go boys it's gonna be a good night.

Hopefully the chimping stays constant.

>The roaring crowd noises over that open key

WTF is going on right now?

At dusk they chimp.

If I write a book about Chicago can I use that as the title?

some one say keys.....?! evening Roberts

DAS RAYSIS!

also thinking about writing a book about chiraq brofist

Yes.

Evening Roberts.

Chiraq went 24 hours without a shooting (540 monday to 540 tuesday)

Would any of you be interested in me driving around tonight and taking pics of the chimp action as it occurs?

Why go crappy?
>94 to Indiana
>get off at 22B
>buy shit at Sheltons
>get back on Eastbound
>turn around after an exit or two
>grab lunch in Munster at 3Floyds
>bring some good beer home
>call it a day

> Chiraq went 24 hours without a shooting (540 monday to 540 tuesday)
How is that even possible?

only if we get an armored car and some ak's

Niggers cant aim worth a shit.

I wonder how many shots are actually fired on average every night?

Shits going down at Burger King.

Back when I lived on the lakefront waaaay up North (like, North of Howard but still not Evanston) I used to float cans on the lake and plink after dark. I can only recall the police actually showing up once.

Realistically not many. Most people call loud shit in as shots fired just so pd will respond.

I let the action come to me. Although I do take mostly environment pics when not dealing with events.

Also, morning Roberts.

Gotta chase the action mofugga.

Not as I'm heading to work, and definitely not without iiiA.

I got iiiA.

You a LEO too or just a nigro with a camera?

I live a block or two away from that little bump at the top of Rogers Park. Looks like a terrible neighborhood.

Just get some steel plates, you'll be set for nearly anything.

Chicago is intense wtf

White boy with a cell phone, thank you. Not LEO, used to be in transport. I still find it funny though. Even when transporting high value items, never shot at once. Although, growing up on the South side, still only had to take cover 12-14 times.

Robert reporting, relaxing after studying for a interview tomorrow and watching that stupid dam in Georgia get BTFO

>sheltons
Isn't there some fireworks place the moment you enter into indiana from chicago called like, "funky franks fireworks?". I saw constant ads for that and Phantom Fireworks when I took my vacation to cedar point with my family earlier int he week.

>altercation with callers uncle and ex with the landlord
>at 10pm at night

>2-7 shots fired?

Fuck, learn to count.

SHHHHEEEEIIIITTT... I mean it coulda been a cuppla shots but it also could been mo dan dat.

Good evening Robert, I hear a 79yo, DOA, natural causes.

Press F to pay respects to an old man in a warzone

F

2 to 7 hahahahah negro math counting skills

That's urban youf education for you.

>20 kids fighting
>with pepper spray and knives

East of Sheridan is fine, as is the block West of Sheridan for those last two blocks before the cemetery. Beyond that...you're in The Jungle.

F

Pepper spray and knives. Damn I wish I could listen to this at work.

>20 people fighting in the street with peper spray and knives, possible hand guns.
is this antifa?

F that old fuck lives a wild ride

Yeah, but Shelton's has better prices and its deep enough in that you're unlikely to get state police camping in the parking lot writing down plates. Even if they are, if you go East, then hook back and grab lunch you'll be good.

4 niggers rapeing a white woman

Just paling around.

>is this antifa?
did they torch some trash cans?

white power bro, I can't in my morals hate all black people. However I'm willing to turn a blind eye to end this. Just don't get too fucking carried away.

i'm in favor of deportation, but if they gotta go they gotta brofist... the negro has held back america for too long

Animals have no soul to save.

The problem I have with this argument from your side, is that I actually know highly respectable black people. They are awesome people and hate the dumb shit as much as us. I'd be pissed if they were killed. they are friends and your side should pick their "targets" better. If anything only go after drug dealers....they poison the mind of those around them.

youtu.be/o1tj2zJ2Wvg

>Hi boo
Aww dispatch feels.

>Immigration violations

>I have some immigration violations

im not some school shooter kido... kek.... i just hate niggers in white areas... would be down for apartheid... keep them in the ghettos and take there voting rights... im not the monster you make me out to be GET WOKE SON

Someone's going back home.

WALLLLLL

>someone left two babies with an elderly mom, father feels the woman is uncapleble of watching them. He doent want any problems.
>dispatch goes "awwww"
them dispatch feels : ( I'm totally buying the dispatch girls flowers for Christmas.

comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=atELVQ9aVGw

Robert, get the bean truck.

>Robert is called to stop the bonfire.

bet its a black woman......

> domestic with husband put the wife and son out
> shes in front of the apartment

Yet we blame the police for the death of the black family.

Stop your NAXALT bs.

>homeless male refuses to leave the currency exchange

>black
>family
there can only be one high lander

>the body is not on scene anymore

Beginning of a zombie outbreak?

>someone stole $76 from a store

Sewer Nog wants some dinner.

What is Naxlat? This is honestly new to me...I'm guessing it's nazi alt? I can't talk about something I just heard about. There are so many god damn terms today. I don't support Nazism, I just realize white people need to stick together. We can fight about who gets gassed first after we have a safe homeland.

They are never gonna find this one nig, he is long gone

its always 14 then the 88 falls

>ONE
>ONE SHOT FIRED
>AH AH AH

It's always more fast paced on the weekends. We're taking polls on the total score this 4th of july. I'm betting over 75 people will be shot.

strawpoll.me/13236150/r

>caller hears a fight and somebody screaming for help

>jillian is inside cutting herself
>fire is not responding

>attempted suicide, someone cutting themselves. Fire is not responding.
>man outside waiting confirmed cuck.

What's up goys?
Another night off from working night shift, listing to CPD.

welcome back robert evening

Chicago feed just died for me.

That feel when Robert is always here for me

Still working for me.

Robert is just an all around good guy. Cynical, angry, but always there for the citizens on his watch.

Just off the high of winning Georgia, and in for some Chicago tricks