Have you taken the Gym Pill yet?

>gains
>women, not titlets or piggos
>multiple women, some Stacy's, some traditional cuties, some fuckbuddies. Take your pick, you're the alpha now.
>Min/maxing carbs, sugars, fats, oils and salts daily
>growing your own organic food safe from gmos and anti-biotics
>collecting your own, non-hormoned rain water and distilling it.
>building strong immune system to protect yourself from Bill Gates' inveted zika-viruses.
>get noticed by your senpais for big gains, being needed because of those gains
>live longer, have more children (who will also be fit) and die of suffocation as you have a heart attack while benching 2x your own bodyweight without a spotter because you are the master of your own destiny
>enlisting in the military to use said gains to kill for Israel, for money for your family gains.
>dying for Israel and your family getting taken care of by your gym bro who will raise your kids right
>getting huge with Jesus in heaven, getting huge and staying huge, building mass and bulk for eternity as you watch your children follow in your footsteps.

Do it for the gains.

Anons, why haven't you taken the gym-pill yet?

If only there was truth to the propaganda you are distributing, been lifting for 3 years and still /virgin/

Roll the excuses

I used to lift every day and got some interest from girls then I asked out my oneitis and she said yes then she flaked on me and ghosted me and after that I went insane and stopped lifting and now I'm a skinnyfat schlub again. I swore off the vaginal jew after that experience though.

Leykis 101 is the solution

Everything else Tom says is leftist cuckery

>your sons get big as FUARK
>they do you proud, become gay
>start lubing their anuses to be penetrated by multiple big black men
>BASED AF BRAH
>your daughter turns to heroin and NIN songs for closure
>she's a whore who gets pissed on for heroin money
>EPIC
>your entire extant family starts lifting, they get swoler than shit
>your grandma becomes mr. olympia
>jews foreclose your wife's house, she loses everything

Lift more faggots, don't pussy foot about it. You are lifting for GAINS, not for women. The women will be the side effect of your long journey for gains. Remember, oats and squats. When your body is gained enough, you will have to go for mental gains. Your body and mind have to become one. Only then will you understand the gym pill.

Swear off carnal desires, get swole gains. Be your own Greek Gods (before they got enriched by Turks).

>meanwhile, your wife's son with gymbrah starts his own garden on government-owned land
>they move in to kill him with a precision SWAT assault
>he whips out his gun and blasts them all to hell while listening to metallica (BEST BAND OF ALL TIME)
>based af

That's the spirit gymanon. Gain so hard that they foreclose your house. True dedication for the gains. Show those bankers what true devotion looks like, they'll beg you to star in their porno business.

>become so big that big porn production companies enlist you to fook their slores
>blast semen in them so hard they explode from the internal pressure
>jew sues you for breaking his actress's body
>you bend him over and start to FURIOUSLY lick his anus
>he moans from the pleasure
>you give him a reach around
BASED

You're either ugly as sin or have no personality

Fabulous.

>2017
>being natty
aaaayyy
I bet you think your favorite celebrities, athletes, fitness models and bodybuilders are all natties too

I get exercise by hiking mountains and shooting guns, you know, man stuff because I'm a man

>Where you go, the gains follow
You are on the right path.

Awesome pic dude looks like call of duty do you play zombies?

People shouldn't lift for women

They should lift to not be fat slobs and be future fash warriors

zombies are based™ as FUCK bro

I use to hate the idea of exercise but I've recently gotten into it. I'm working off my body fat and building muscle, it feels nice and I feel great even on days when I don't do a lot but a few lifts and squats.
Stopped drinking soda and went from 300 to 260 in three months.

Haven't joined a gym yet because that shit is very expensive here but I've got a nice small home gym going.

How do I get into jogging? I get out of breath the second I break rhythm, like full blown gagging and huffing. I can run from a minute to half an hour easy but the very second I stop or slightly break my rhythm no matter how long or short a time I've been running I become extremely winded.

OP is right for once, take the Iron Pill.

Breathe in through your nose, exhale through your mouth.

Or breathe in through both your mouth and nose for maximum oxygen intake. Try daily breathing exercises for lung gains. Practice taking deep breathes for minutes at a time until your lungs hurt, then exhale at a constant pace and repeat.

Have you consulted with /fit/ first?

I'm so sick of seeing this shit on Sup Forums

I remember taking cold showers and shit, lol. It was an awful lot of exertion for no real reason. Dont care about roasties because I have no soul.

I do that already. I mean I can run for like five seconds and if I stop I instantly become winded, and I can run for like 30 minutes and if I stop I become just as winded.

I'm lazy as fuck but I manage to lift a few times a week. Lifting is perfect for the lazy, especially if you're on a strength training routine. I surprised myself with how easy it was and how fast I noticed my body toning up. If you're right wing, you need to lift. No excuses. I'm an autist and I managed.

nah im gonna stay at home, try and move as little as possible, smoke weed, drink and watch anime while playing online card games.

fucking hearthbabies

>not taking the ubermensch path
>not lifting
>not studying ancient Greek philosophy up to German idealism
>not basking in the creative field of pure mathematics

I went to gym once. I moved metal circles up and down for a bit, sweated all over myself then went home.
My weak noodle arms were sore for the next three days.
vidya's more fun and doesn't hurt me/10

I think 3DPD women are gross, so when women flirt I play along and lead them on. I recently friendzoned a slut into buying me a new smartphone then told her I'm not attracted to her when she asked when I'll get "serious".
She called the cops on me for "stealing" the phone. She got arrested for filing a false report.
Sluts can dish it out but can't take it. Lift for gains and roastie tears, brothers.
>but muh white race
Have you talked to a woman lately? These cunts can't even cook, let alone raise kids. Keep that trash out of the gene pool.

Literal übermensch checking in. You people disgust me - some of you are pretty righteous though

>tfw always stop going after I start lifting for a couple months

>he thinks vidya doesn't hurt him
two words
"Opportunity Cost"

How the fuck do I stay committed to working out.

I've got a super hot wife and a great job. I literally cannot find a reason to stay working out.

in order to keep both

...

For most people, getting buff is like being the shiny mouse from that experiment.

It's literally something you do like eating.

Unless you apply purpose and reason to lift, then you're a narcissist.

working out gives you tons of passive buffs
>lifting weights is shown to correlate with a slight IQ increase
>buff to charisma
>buff to intimidate
>buff to attractiveness
>buff to stamina
>buff to constitution
>buff to agility
not working out is a waste of opportunity
it only takes an hour every other day

OP, it's called the IRON PILL!

Get VOLKISH!

You gotta RIDE THE TIGER brah!

Don't forget to read Evola, Jung, and Serrano between reps! Just cause you can't lift more iron, it doesn't mean you can't lift a book!

>lifting is fun
>losing fat is torture

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

this is the most autistic thing I've seen in a decent while

i dont like the bodybuilder look. looks retarded/cartoonish

Are you retarded? Do you know how much it'd cost to even get close to looking like a bodybuilder?

Just lift, you mong. You won't be looking like Arnold any time soon, I assure you.

like a pro... yes mega buckaaa.. to look like a run of the mill body builder not that much maybe an extra 300 a month if you eat cheap

>A woman he has no legitimate connection to dictates his will

Any tips for

>tfw deciding between going cardio-centric to lean out or pushing for more gains

Carb- load is the secert to weight gain and sounds like your running to much vs lifting... weak chest and arms bench and curls plus pull ups and dips

Anyone can look good in a couple years with anavar, milk, and squats breh

I have a friend who's a bit autistic, can't maintain eye contact with people for long, used to watch my little pony religiously, collect merch, play games all day. Posted his face once on /r9k/ when he was in high school and got ridiculed there.
He started lifting two years ago and a year in he got a gf and now he has multiple exs and ONS every other night.

Basically, you're doing something wrong.

If you haven't tried GOMAD you haven't tried at all user.

I was always an Ottermode guy, been that way for years, especially since I became an Army Officer based on the PT routine (fucktons of cardio, have to beat every Enlisted guy in my Platoon.) Still find time to lift and make decent gains.

If you're right wing, you should be lifting and running. No excuses.

>eat real food that contains carbs and protein
>lift
>eat even more
>keep lifting

What do you think about lifting 5 gallon water jugs?

>gym pill
it's known as the glory pill user

it really is
>eat heaps
>get plenty of rest for your muscles to heal
>the more you lift the less time it takes to get a good work out
>looking at porn boosts testosterone for more gains

>yes this is a picture of jonah hill you can make it

depends how much they weigh

Ayy lads I've been thinking of starting lifting here recently. I've been a cardiofag for the past year. It's good and all but I don't think it's quite enough, especially being with being fashy.

So I need some beginners advice. What kind of gym is the best? What workouts should I be doing? Is it fine to go alone, I know it's always best to lift with other lads but I don't really have many real life friends to do it with. Also, what kind of diet should I go for?

If there's a link to a really good website to help me out that'd be great.

He clearly skipped leg day.

Are there actually some of you faggots on here that don't lift? we're literally fighting for the survival of the civilization our ancestors fought and died for. The least you faggots can do is go to the gym and not stuff your face with fast food 24/7. If that is too much for you go back to playing video games and jerking off to traps all day.

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i fucking love passive buffs

I don't lift, but I do work a landscaping job. It's pretty close.

I'd like to bulk up more, but my metabolism is pretty high and I don't have unlimited funds for unlimited dietary changes.

Kinda stuck and not sure where I should start changing shit.

It's hard to start because I'm so fucking lazy.

>enlisting
Ultimate gains goblin

Eat fucking MORE

EAT MORE

LIFT WEIGHTS

YOUR LANDSCAPIMG CARDIO JOB ISNT PROGRESSIVE OVERLOAD

EAT FUCKING MORE

SERIOUSLY

EAT

MORE

inject 250 test a week, 20-30 mg dbol, add in some tren when you learn to EAT

Dude, I work 10 hours a fucking day humping around mowers, mulch, sprinkler lines, fertilizer and several other heavy things. That's considerably more overload than spending an hour a day jacking off with a ten pound weight. I can down 3000 calories or more a day if the food is there, and still lose weight.

But I guess I shouldn't be surprised that most of you /fit/-posters have no idea what you're talking about.

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>250 mg/week test
>20 mg/day dbol


fucking casual

Losing fat takes patience, just keep going and months later you will look back at the progress you made and feel proud.

>lift
>still 5'9 and ugly

tfw jesus is your spotter

Why didn't our ancestors need a gym to stay in shape?

>self-conscious because not in shape
>can't go to gym because self-conscious
It's a vicious cycle.

Gym culture is pure degeneracy.