Dear Sup Forums

Dear Sup Forums
How do I wean myself off of the Mexican Jew? They are delicious and nutritious but cost $4 each. I can't afford them anymore. How to kick the habit?

Cut hor hande uff

stop being a poorfag

They're not that good, come one.

Fuck this is a good question

Idk if I can vote for Trump in 2020 if he makes guacamole $10 a bowl

If they were "good" people would eat them plain. They have to be mixed with 3 or 4 other ingredients to be considered "tasty". Hell, I could mix dog shit with tomatos, limes, and onions and it would taste decent too

Should've voted for Jeb if you wanted cheap avocados

Wtf? They cost lije 60 cents here in Idaho

>work in wagecuck restaurant
>for every good avocado have to throw away 2 rotten ones
>never feel the need to eat the nasty shit
Seriously why does avocado need to be on fucking everything we eat now it tastes like mushy garbage

other the for guacamole how do you guys eat them ? what's mexicos end game getting us hooked on them

Grow your own tree. The things fucking plop out like weeds.

"oh but i live somewhere cold"

Bitch build a one tree greenhouse, 12 feet tall, 10 feet in radius, 6 or 8 sides, squares are for squares. and keep your branches in check

Sell all the extra avocados as "mexican jews" at your local farmer's market. "proudly grown, organically, orgasmically, no GMO, small batch, indie, here in can-an-nan-an-a-da."

And charge 3-4 dollars per. Profit.

I spread it on hot toast and it's delicious. They have also contributed to my gainz and my dick has gone from 4 to 6 inches since I started eating them 6 weeks ago. Truly a magical fruit

same can be said about every food on the planet in its raw form with nothing added

ever had unseasoned boiled plain chicken breast?

>I'll never befriend Avochan

For some reaaon, this makes me feel genuine sadness

$4????????????

>Never Tried it on some toast.

$4???

oh a leaf...

you shouldn't be eating produce that doesn't naturally grow in your country

>If they were "good" people would eat them plain

But I do.

>eating boogerfruit

>Mexicans
>people

Pick Juan

Why are you comparing meat to a fruit? You boil any meat and it's gonna be boring and bland as fuck

You know Avocado means testicle right?
>So Avochan can be accurately translated as Testi-chan

you put them on tacos, with eggs, on a burger, in a smoothie etc

>They have to be mixed with 3 or 4 other ingredients to be considered "tasty"
>being this fucking pleb

I do. They're high in fat and calories. Great breakfast.

I eat them plain, on rye toast. 1 avocado per piece of toast, can easily eat 2.
Fucking bread is expensive too.

how can hipsters live without avocado toast? invest in avocado futures now

top kek
$0.50 each here sonny

Underrated

>my dick has gone from 4 to 6 inches since I started eating them 6 weeks ago
are you kidding?, how many do you need to eat?

Move to socal

dude

YOU
SHOULD
HAVE
CLAPPED

fuck this made me laugh

Are these some kind of exotic kiwi? 4$ is a lot for a fruit.

Jeb.... that you?

Get a tree nigger. If you are poor you should already be gardening. It's the only way you are going to be able to eat decently without having the high fructose Hebrew pumping through your system at all times.

> Mexican Jew

Nice.

Food is fucking expensive here. At the discount cheap ass grocery store, they were on sale for $2 each. I stocked up.

$4 for 6 delicious, perfectly ripe ones at Costco you trumptard moran.

Leave whatever backwater shithole you live in and move to civilization.

$4?! I can get them for less than $2

wat are your dick gains so far?

Grow your own. Perfect if you have 20 years to spare. I have about 90 on my roof as we speak.

Plain on rye toast isn't plain then is it

They're a good source of [nutritional fill-in-the-blank]. "Health foods" always have gratuitous amounts of avochan.

fuck man if I lived in the south west I would have a grove of the things

heard a story recently some hipster was constantly robbing a guys tree so the home owner waited for him came out with a gun and shot the guy .

>$4 each
Jesus Christ they are $1 here.

>They're not that good, come one
this. they only serve as a bland base for adding stuff that does taste good.

i dont even eat these and im castizo. if you need fats in your diet eat butter or olive oil like a white man.

>cost $4 each
What the fuck? They are ~6€ for a kilo here.

I don't know where the fuck he buys his avocados, maybe Nunavut?

you can get a bag of 15 for $5 at a local fruit stand

2 for a $1 here in Georgia

drop a ripe one in a blender , add coconut milk (full fat), cacao powder, liquid stevia, ginger , vanilla extract and blend.. put in the fridge ( or for leafs you can just put it outside) and chill ..

this niggers in the yukon territory, sled dogs deliver them

too many niggas shop at Whole Foods or other Rich White Women Food stores

>Not going to the Mexican grocery store and buying them 10/$3

Ficking nubs

Loblaws. Southern Ontario university town.

if he'd done things properly, you'd have never heard about it

> $4 each
What the fuck. We can buy one kilo with 4 usd.

You chinks are so easily spotted.

you seem to be a fucking moron, no hate brah.

Upon reflection, you seem like a treasonous subhuman cur, so fuck you and your blood family. I hope you die.

Have a pleasant evening!

>eat
Dick gains don't come from eating them

>put in the fridge and chill
So at what point do you get them out? Or is it only to appease the refrigirator gods?

>mexican jew
There's an avocado species that's grown in florida, and it packs way more nutrition you stupid idiot

Buy an avocado tree!

MODS
>Literal politics.

i beg your pardon, did you say "cur" ?

holy shit you're a faggot

Fuck you! Avocados are fucking delicious!

Looks horrible

>tfw I don't have a dick

I would say a few hours would suffice... so you can't be a nigger who lacks the capacity to think and plan ahead... you have to make it then wait to enjoy it unlike rape culture.

Stop being poor, you faggot. I can afford dozens of these fuckers every day even though I only earn moosebucks

Oh jeez I replied to myself.

*multiple personality disorder detected*

>cost $4 each
Where the hell are priced at $4/ea?

They're like $0.75 at this fruit stand in Richmond near the Exxon on No. 6 rd.

Loblaws. Idk if they're priced differently at different stores.

That sounds delicious, actually. Thanks.

You have just discovered why latino dick is the thickest

Of course it's a Canadian that's addicted to nigger ball fruit.

No, even worse- I'm on my phone.

Plant a tree you dumbfuck. I have two hass avacado trees and haven't had to buy one in 10 years

They cost .88 cents each here in northern California. I was just at the supermarket today, in fact.

who the fuck has balls the size of avocados??

Yeah, I'm in Ontario but I guess I should stop being lazy and look further afield and stop being so dependent on chain grocery stores.

They are 69c in california

Obviously not low t betas like you.

I buy them at 1 dollar the kg, it can be less if I buy more than 3 kg.
You need two

Buy the regular avocado. They're like .80$ each, or 1.75 for 3.

$4????? I pay $0.25 who is jewing you?

They're $1 for organic in GA and SC. Wow leafs are cucked.

i came all over your moms false teeth last night and drowned her and her final words were "why was my son a faggot?"

>Says the guy from below the border

Are you just plain dumb?

Avochan might be a anthropomorphic bollock.

>I eat them plain
>but not really

>here
>fascist flag
what did he mean by this

Joke's on you, my mom died in a violent freak car accident before I was born.

I unironically eat avocados plain. I just eat out of the halved fruit with a spoon. If you think they are bland you're probably a nigger or a smoker.

>AVOCHAN

what do they mean by this?

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