i live in warm river idaho and the biggest herd of bison ive ever seen has been crossing the federal reserve (my house looks down on it)
its been non stop for 10-15 mins now. should i cut my vid and post now or wait till its finished?
im not a paranoid guy but this is way too much. im leaving.
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Holy shit mfw it's going to be Pompeii all over again..
We all gonna die
hope you okay
just post the video. any proof is enough
Aren't they just migrating? And also in bigger numbers because of excellent preservation laws and helping them come back from near extinction?
Me too. I see herds of wild Abos rushing past my house toward the bottle o. Wtf is going on anons?
this isnt a joke. why would animals be running? how do they know something happening?
they sprinting dude
Pls post the video somewhere for proof im realz scared atm
post a video faggot. this is interesting
dear god I hope so. We need a cleansing of some sort.
Please user , take a pic or a video , will post it in this thread were we have been talking about it for 15+ hours straight :
DAY OF THE GRILL
Animals can feel if something is wrong
Leaving where? You got a space ship? Fkn tard. Stop worrying about shit you can't do shit about.
And also , leave, what the fuck you have lose ' if it doesnt happen, you just say you took some days off from work.Also , get a happening bag (or three) . Best luck user-kun.
Is that why they're fleeing into Germany?
animals can detect natural events due to unknown reasons before they happen.
I saw a pack of wild niggers run past my house in Chicago yesterday but it could be because of that new wings place just opened and less to do with the Yellowstone supervolcano.
German education everybody
No geographic flag.
Fuck off shill.
GOD DAMN MODS BRING BACK GEOGRAPHIC FLAGS AGAIN
>I'm leaving
That thing is titanic in size. There is nowhere to run. The explosion is going to be bigger than Krakatoa.
The shockwave of Krakatoa was heard 3 times over around the globe.
This thing is 75 times bigger.
The sound wave alone will burst houses down.
Then the smoke will blot out the sun. Then another ice age.
Just start playing a harmonica as you are engulfed in flaming ash user...
kek
Video WITH timestamp, AND change your flag to geographic location when you post. If OP does NOT do this then go back to sleep everyone.
And take the magma-cock up his ass, right ? Limey , go and shitpost elsewhere, your anglo genes are shitposting irresponsably (see Australia) . get a hold of them, mate.
keek
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Do fat fucks with beards also detect natural events before they happen? Because that fucker sure did. Notice his chair starts moving at the same time as the dog bolting?
No? didn't think so, fucking pseudoscience fags
Protip: A loud noise.
Yes indeed it is real. While these movements sometimes occur, whats going on is Mother Earth is gently encouraging all of the wildlife to leave the park because she doesn't want them to be destroyed by this (more in terms of genetic diversity).
She's done it before but wildlife folks have tagged&bagged them and put them back out of ignorance.
> its also Mother Earth who is blowing yellowstone ahead of schedule and out of order, at this time
> because it helps humanity to change, thats all she really knows about our politics is that we need to change
> and she has alot of anger to release, and this is like a boil of negative shit thats going to get popped and drained
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>bison
I thought they are extinct.
yeah i mean it, I hope everything is okay
Didnt you kill all the bisons?
These are the weirdest shill threads I've ever seen. What is the endgame, who would bother to slide this website
>run like a fag
I'm watching this shit go down. I'm gonna laugh at everyone as they cry and scream. I'm gonna go to my ex's apartment and rape her under the haze of the slate gray sky. I'm gonna loot a gun store then loot a grocery store. I'm gonna kill me some niggers. I'm gonna live til I can't breath or find food and then I'm gonna have one bullet left for me. That sounds more fun than doing this for the next 4 decades
>tfw I live close by
>tfw all these creepy things are now happening around Yellowstone (for example tourist was nearly killed by hot spring in area that was previously cool to the touch
>tfw lots of missing pets
FUCK
Nope
average Sup Forumstard everybody.
>warm river, idaho
at least it will be quick for you bro
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Well done
Post vid of Bison user.
I wish you larping niggers would just fuck off and die already.
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It seems a quarter of a million of them are still alive, incredible , eh ?
Lmao that goes the US is FUCKED than the leafs will rise!
> ayylamo pepe?
>mfw america turns into a literal hellhole
Kek is displeased with your fat sweaty hides, let the cleansing begin.
Bison is the best meat. Fuck beef.
Somehow i want it to fuckin explode...
Idk i just want something to happen.
Im just too bored i guess lul
What the fuck did you just say about me you little bitch??
>Yfw it sets off a fucking destabillisation event and the pressure gets so uneven that it "wobbles" ALL the magma, setting off all volcanoes everywhere all at once.
>tfw i will probably die in california getting killed by the insane people here if this happens
Im near the coast, i'd steal a boat and sail to alaska
I think the superheated volcanic ash would melt the flesh off your bones faster than you could blink
navyseals.exe
no more like Fallout timeline where the US annexes canada
> because canada has such a strong military and everyone there has guns yknow.
It would probably be handled more like "you're a territory of the US now, like puerto rico" that way you still keep your govt but we can move through and move in as we please.
> can stick the dick in as we please
However within 5 years most of canada will be covered in snow that wont melt and only gets thicker... so there is that.
and all the volcanos are in europe and kill all the nonwhites
>a basic gestalt
Get out now nigger
Just checked satellite imagery...the fields are empty in the ranges. Is-is this really a happening?
Post video nao!
well yes you cunt
I'm a geological scientist working for the federal government, I can't tell you specifically which agency. All I can tell you is that Yellowstone is about to go, and it's going SOON.
You don't have years. You don't have months. You have DAYS to prepare for this. This is not a meme, I'm not larping, this is 100% legitimate GET OUT NOW!!
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Alright thread over everyone, OP still hasnt posted vid
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DELET THIS
Do you think America will go on a military conquest and take territories for their survival?
I sure hope so.
No country can say no when a goddamn fleet of American refugees are escorted by Carrier strike groups.
I China "blocks their path," there will be no fucking negotiations, China is US territory now.
Most probably South America.
Kill those fucking monkeys.
The West is now the Great American Empire.
give more proof (of who you are)
You can't get out anywhere.
If you actually were a geological scientist, you would know that.
No where above ground will be safe in this hemisphere.
And the blocked out sun will kill 80% of all other life in the world.
That wont work.
Ash will be falling over the ocean starting roughly from northern california to just past washington (not as much as over land, but still). While this could be handled somewhat if you were on land, thats pretty much going to kill you.
Also most boats are motor driven so you'll run out of fuel, the pacific current moves down the coast from the north so you're fighting the current and itll take you longer.
>i live in warm river idaho and the biggest herd of bison ive ever seen has been crossing the federal reserve (my house looks down on it)
Beautiful countryside. Also, everyone looks down at the federal reserve. ;)
>its been non stop for 10-15 mins now. should i cut my vid and post now or wait till its finished?
Send a link when you do. Would like to see it.
>im not a paranoid guy but this is way too much. im leaving.
I'm a very paranoid guy. I'd move my ass to Mars if UFOs would pick up hitchhikers.
With kidding aside, if the wildlife is getting the fuck out of the area, then that is a sign that something is gonna happen.
Post vid OP or gtfo
> muh psycho powers
please fucking ban all LARPers my God. This fucking board is a joke.
You have absolutely no fucking idea what you are talking about.
>tfw I live in a country without a single active volcano
It was nice knowing you lavacucks
I have a fuck ton of guns
and I live in Nunavut il be fine!
Y'all are larping, faggots
Looks like it has downs syndrome.
good news is in germany all the neo-nazis will rise up when the economy tanks, with promises of restoring the glory (while they're smashing the EU leadership)
So EU will get a flash-mob revolution - no time better to act than when shit is FUBAR.
> who do you think all those cops and military really serve?
> the EU Army is the globalist plan, but the folks who'd be a part of it are using it to arm up thats all.
Looks like pissed off Afro Man but these bastards are really tasty...
No it won't. It will destroy most of the USA and the world economy but the whole 'mug ice age' has been debunked over and over. It's literally only repeated by sensationalist tabloid news.
Shout out to Sup Forums in the video
These flags were a mistake.
>That thing is titanic in size. There is nowhere to run. The explosion is going to be bigger than Krakatoa.
>Krakatoa
>36k people
>5 shitty winters
Wew we are really screwed
Worst case scenario some hundreds of thousands amerilards die and we get a spike on potato prices
yeah but you hate trudeau and you love trump, and we can bring democracy to your country
I think a fair number of canadians would feel the same way too
classic aussie bantz
It's going to spit out tens of millions of tons of ash.
It will take decades for the atmosphere to absorb it
>loot a gun store
wouldn't the owner of the gun store be likely to have a gun?
>tfw when I live in X and will have front row seats to the apocalypse
feels toasty man
Destroy the economy ? How so, 'Murica barely exports anything.
Half the world is fed on our backs.
Indonesia has volcanoes big enough to fuck us up if they pop, look at lake toba, for example
Yeah, Africa and the Middle East.
user, I'd keep rolling for as long as possible. Don't forget to link the video here once you've put it on YoutTube.
Animals generally have a "sixth sense" about these sorts of things. Then again, it could just be the times. In case you haven't noticed, animals all over the world are acting crazy (sea animals beaching themselves, birds falling out of the sky dead, etc.)
Either way, this would make for an interesting video. Keep us posted on the happening within your area.
When the oak is felled, every man goes lumbering
>Warm River is a city in Fremont County, Idaho, United States. The population was 3 at the 2010 census
You guys should form a barbershop quarte- Oh, sorry.
That is actually debatable. The media makes it seem like a the whole world will be destroyed, the science channels makes it look like only the US and Canada will be destroyed, and other sources say that it will only be the northwest, southwest, east coast and barely some of the mid-west.
I'm in Illinois (not anywhere near fucking Chicago) so I'm not too worried.
lol that's a best case scenario. Increase the radius of the kill zone three-fold and you have a more likely scenario.
Nobody living in the western half of North America will survive this. If you live on the East Coast you *might* have a chance.
OHOHOHO
America is the largest economy in the world, you take that out and there would be complete worldwide economic collapse
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Hmmm