THE NEW PRESS SECRETARY
THE NEW PRESS SECRETARY
Angel Barnes
Tyler Young
I wish
Adrian Sanchez
moar like this
Grayson James
WE HAVE WON
Connor Jackson
Wouldn't be that bad of an idea. You need some to distract from Dolans tweets
Austin Morales
...
Robert Price
WE WUZ JERNALISTS
Nicholas Butler
the hero america needs
Jacob Carter
Cernovich is a thieving kike, and Alex is ok with that. Says a lot about Alex
Zachary Rivera
that would be perfect, every fucking thing he would just cough "extraterrestrials"
fucking hilarious
Noah Brown
Imagine the chaos
Oh God it was be amazing!
Evan Morgan
there's a petition
change.org
Jeremiah Ward
I would plan my week around WH press conferences if this were true
Christian Green
It would be the biggest troll in known history.
Connor Campbell
If only.
It certainly would be treating the MSM with the respect (((they)))) deserve.
Liam Clark
This would be so glorious.
Blake Long
Based water filter salesman!
Wyatt Clark
Looks like Adult Swim shit
Samuel Campbell
"We're talking high level stuff here folks I'm talkin' top generals and I don't mean to brag I'm just saying I've got sources."
Kevin Nelson
ladies and gentlemen.
>press twitches from his lack of intergenderqueertranstrap respect
I am here to humbly announce
>pencils break at the thought of a humble Jones
the true body water filter cleanse of the deep state
>Megan Kelly screams NOOOOOO
a, super male vitality empowered deal has been struck between Trump and the globalists
>shekels tremor in journo pockets
that will envisage
>new journos faint from the headache caused by this complicated word
the true independence, the 1776 of Israel
>room goes silent
as America officially dismantles AIPAC on grounds of extortionate dealings and globalist scheming.
>bullets fly everywhere as journos fear for their life
>tfw none of them hit Alex Jones
Connor Powell
some quality GIFs could come from this
Nathaniel Jackson
Good pasta
Jordan Richardson
...
Parker Long
Alex Jewns
Gabriel Robinson
> Shuffles papers
Jonathan Miller
Jason Reed
Elijah Young
if only....
Dominic Young
>"extraterrestrials"
Alex had covered UFOs. which is good since everything but 0.1% of info connected to that is dlatant disinfo.
Elijah Sanchez
...
Jack Flores
That would be awesome. Jim Acosta would be so PISSED!!!
Luis Reed
That would be amazing. The press corps wouldn't be able to handle him.
Bentley Peterson
Only if Kek willed it.
Lucas Lee
FPBP
When I saw the thread i said this three times.
problem is with all the coke I dont think Alex can handle it and stay cool like Spicer did, regardless of having all the facts you've still got to be able to answer questions tactfully when you're not at liberty to divulge your sources/classified intel