Rolling for Yellowstone exploding tomorrow noon

Rolling for Yellowstone exploding tomorrow noon.

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Rolling

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Check em' faggotz

Now

no

roll

If gets it will happen in 10 minutes.

Roll harder faggots!!

IT WILL HAPPEN IN 2 WEEKS FROM NOW!

Fuck off with these dumb fucking threads, nothing will happen and you know it. Fucking idiots.

Nothing will happen. All will be good. I promise.

It won't happen for 3 thousand years.

Your welcome for sparing all of you literal death by famine.

It's gonna happen tomorrow

ty fampai

Here goes.
Going for never before seen destruction and chaos this year.
Also mass muslim genocide and removal of antifa.

Checked

Are you guys really rolling to invoke an extinction level event?

Go take a shower and stop masturbating.

Today at 12:30 Est

if get its in a week

Roll for eruptions in 3 months.

kek hates your shill thread FAGGOT

God, I hope so. Icelanders are of course immune to the effects of volcanoes and would reinhabit the dead zones

Tomorrow? Today!

Yellowstone eruption will occur pretty much as we had predicted. Too many earthquakes, not enough space or crevices to go below ground. The details are trivial and pointless, the reasons, as always, purely magma ones.

The Earth will be nearly wiped clean of life. A great cleansing, a supervolcanic spark struck by Kek's hands, will quickly rage out of control. Spears of obsidian fire will rain from the skies. American continent will be swallowed in flames and fall beneath the boiling oceans. Humanity will be almost extinguished, their memes becoming part of the background radiation that will blanket the earth.

Roll for eruption this year but it turns out to be a big ass lava flow and barely kills anything

RIGHT NOW

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if tripes then pompeiiesque happas

Rolling for imminent destruction of the US and Canada.

If numerals, it will explode some time this year

If this is the end of the world it would be a nice plot twist with the eminent WW3, civil war and so on.

>Reads some 4 year old article describing how the Yellowstone Supervolcano is set to erupt "Any geological minute"
>Too stupid to realize that means sometime in the next 1,000,000 years
>Shitposts about it on Sup Forums
>Suddenly everyone believes it's going to erupt tomorrow

I like how you faggots constantly remind me of how retarded you are.

many thanks family