Canada Hate Thread

Fuck I hate being a Canadian. This place is a fucking dump.
Another boring ass day, of literally doing nothing.

Canadians LOVE that shit though, most of them are over 50, so they're old,tired and useless. Sitting around all day doing nothing is great for them.

Millennials are raised to sit inside and look at screens, so they don't do anything either.

Then add in the fact, Canada is huge and empty.

Jesus fuck I hate it here.

Every fucking day, is the exact same. Except the weather changing, it's the exact fucking same.

I don't even know what day or month it is anymore, cause it really doesn't fucking matter.

JESUS FUCK THESE PEOPLE ARE MIND FUCKED!!!

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NEET spotted

Mind fucked retards who are happy as pigs in shit, to sit inside, drooling on themselves, staring at something.

Fuck I hate these people. They're so fucking lazy and stupid.

Generations of inbreeding and sitting inside for months on end cause of winter has made a special type of retard. They're called Canadians.

>I'm on my lunch break right now, from my high paying job that pays me 1000000 an hour

NEET spotted.
High school or college out for the summer?

Central Canada checking in.

I feel your pain brother. There is more action in Antarctica than there is here.

The only thing keeping me alive is the chance of a lotto Max win so I can move to the states, or if we annex some Caribbean island and I can move there hassle free.

Also fuck Indians.

Good luck man.
For some reason, I need to live here till I die. In my DNA or some shit.
I'm just trying for "Cash for Life" so I can live comfy and take a vacation some place warm every winter.

Sad as fuck when those losers hit the 50-60mill jack pot and STAY in Canada.

You notice it's ALWAYS someone 65+ who wins those huge jackpots. Total bullshit.

I'm probably a lifer as well but I'd love a nice pad down n Florida so I could escape our hell winters.

you both talk like middle aged white broads who can't stop complaining. fucking fags

The only thing I agree with is the old people, old people in Canada are annoying as fuck, don't have anywhere to be anytime soon (slowest fucking drivers ever) and just generally aloof/clueless, but they won't hesitate to tell you how "lucky" your generation is and how "hard" they had it.

>circa 1975
>walk down to your local factory
>"hey you want a job? Yeah sure lol here ya go"

they think it still works like that, it's frustrating.

London, ON here

Burn toronto and half of canadas problems go away

It's all cos you changed your flag. Divine retribution. ..

You think it's any better in the us? sage

Former Trudeau voter here. Not going to lie it has been hilarious watching him uhhh uh uhh and refuse questioning but in all seriousness we cannot allow him access to the nuclear syrup codes.

Yeah you whiny faggots don't belong here I hate hearing bitches complain about the cold, true north strong and free run south if you don't like it you weak niggers

In the face of obnoxious horror, all we can do is calmly and with dignity go down with the ship.

shut the fuck up loser

Wanna exchange country with me?
Come in and see the most corrupted politician class, companies and mafia buring toxic wastes in the soil, occupation at it's lowest level.

Ya, tons of Boomers own houses down South, but will be the first ones to bad mouth America and tell the youth to never visit it.

Here's cool guy who is happy as shit to Sup Forums his life away like a useless lump.
(You) are a loser and not cool.

>We had to spend summer vacation working the farm eh??
They all seemed to worked on a fucking farm.
Had no cities or something??

My granddad has been a millionaire and not worked, longer than I been alive.
Him and grandma always spin tales about how hard they work.
Grandad drives around all day while grandma putters around the house.
They never worked like I have and are rich as fuck off land sales and renting property.

PS: They don't fucking share.

Yes, I do.
They have tons of shit, that doesn't exist in Canada.
You're a Canadian retard, so you don't know any better.
Drool on yourself more, fat ass

God Save The Queen

>Burn toronto and half of canadas problems go away
More like 99% .

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LOL
Fat ass Sup Forums tough guy here. Spends his life inside, then talks like a woodman.
LOL
You're all the same. You'd die without modern luxuries.
You're a dumb fat ass pussy loser.

Cry more faggot.
>WAHHHHHHH Mommy he doesn't like Canada!!!! WAHHHHHHH!!
Fucking whiny ass cunt people. GROW UP faggots.

LOL
You think you got shit on Canada??
LOL
This country is FOUNDED on corruption and lies and inhabited by the worst scum UK had to offer.

I don't hate you for being Canadian.
I am an American. You are my neighbor. We are not at war
That is how good neighbors should behave.
I am not angry that your flag has a fucking leaf on it, no no no, our northern states are maple syrup sippers as well.
But if you come here again and use reddit spacing I will neck you myself.

No murices? Thats odd

> You are my neighbor. We are not at war
Too bad we aren't. USA would win real easy, dissolve Canadian government and make Canada a state with no voting rights for X amount of years.

Would be awesome.

PS: Type how ever the fuck I want. I don't visit reddit, Never have.

Canda isnt so bad.

>Canada isn't so bad

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK-ada!!!!

Land of boring old people who are actually really mean asshole scumbags, their shitty fucking Boomer kids and the small population of 40 and under who haven't fucking killed themselves from growing up under sadistic faggots who think acting like a psychotic pedo is normal.

THAT PIC IS FUNNY.

Atleast your PM is a decent meme, ours is boring as shit.

What a leader.

Thanks, I made it myself.

>dat file name
>trudeau_autism
Is that a real picture??

not too sure m8, wouldnt suprise me though.

Get Fucked-Ada!!!

At least MORE THAN HALF of these evil scumbags will be dead in 40 years.
More than half of Canadians are over 50.
50+40 = 90 years old. That's the youngest.
There is more people 65 and over, than 15 and younger in Canada.
They're all dead.
I buried more friends than grandparents in this fucking shit hole.
I have 1 dead grandparent
5 dead friends and many people I knew of

It's alright, everybody else hates you canucks as well.

Canadian here--Toronto.
Live in SF.
Vacationing in France.

Canadians hate each other. No one likes anyone around here.
>Pack your steel, guard your grill
Is my motto
For you autisms out there, it means carry a gun and mind your mouth.

Holy fuck I wish I could open carry legally in this country................
Protect myself from the drugged out white trash Canadians looking to rob people for their next fentanyl or crack hit

Think the cities are bad? Small town Canada is nothing but incest,pedos and drugs

Or had their talent squashed by jealous faggot Canadians.
My "dad" is such a spoiled mommies boy boomer faggot fuck, he hates the thought of people having more or nicer than them him. Or anything close. Even his own kids.
Boomers are fucking scumbags.

Fucking guy had 3, THREE fucking sports cars by the time he was 18. He totaled two of them.
He SOLD me my first car, which he owned for X amount of years.
WHY in the fuck, would he buy his kids a bran new car??
HE gets the new cars and clothes. NO ONE ELSE.

How every Boomer thinks

Don't worry. With all the apes and sandniggers you have welcomed in over the last few years, its about to get a lot more entertaining.

The chinks and gooks were simply the opening act.

LOL
Im more worried about the white drugged out fentanyl addicts, then some imported refugees who will be gone in 5-10 years.

This isn't county jail faggot. I don't associate with white trash, cause they're white.
Go back to jail faggot. You obviously grew up in Juvie like a typical Canadian

You guys don't know boring until you live on a tiny island for a while. Ontario is a dream compared to PEI

Back in the 90s, we had SHIT TONS of Somalians. I never see Somalians anymore.
Doesn't Michigan and other Northern States have "Little Somalias" all over??

Cause they lived in Canada, hated it and went to America.

The ones running to Canada since Trump, have had their refugee status denied in America and would rather be arrested in Canada, then deported back to their home countries where they are wanted criminals or will die cause they fought for the wrong side in a civil war.

Immigrating to Canada in December. I think I'll be able to cope with the tragedies described here ("lots of old people", "it's boring hehe")

>Or had their talent squashed by jealous faggot Canadians.

I remember meeting this young guy in SF who on went to coauthor a book with one of the Web 2.0 billionaires asking me what I thought about Toronto. My answer was: mediocrity.

I went to PIE for vacation as a kid. Stayed in some little cottage village thing. There was a kid who's parents owned the property. No joke, he had his own shed like Bubbles.
When it was rainy we'd go watch movies in his shed. He was like 15 or something. Me and my bro where like 12-14.
Thought it was the coolest shit ever.

Lived in a shed like Bubbles....................

Im sure it's boring as fuck if you grew up there.......................

Stop whining leaf. Boring is good.

Jews in Toronto are pretty popping. Be wary of the women.

I don't know what is "popping", I'm not gonna live in Toronto, I have a wife.

> white drugged out fentanyl addicts
>worried
> then some imported refugees who will be gone in 5-10 years.

Oh you sweet summer child. I remember the days when running into a junkie was the biggest worry in my life.

You think the refugees are going anywhere? You lot said the same about the chinks. They are there to stay and it will only take about another 10-15 years before you start having Islamic enrichment on a grand scale.

Somalians aren't even on the scale when it comes to enrichment. They are African and therefore their laziness outpaces their willingness to infest a place. You've gotten proper grade A Arabs and Pakis in the last number of years. You're fucked my friend but at least you won't be bored.

>asking me what I thought about Toronto. My answer was: mediocrity.
That's Canada and being generous.................
Lazy as fuck, dumb as shit, achieve nothing, can't do anything people is how I put em.

>t. fat retard who is so fat, his brain has shut down from all the fat on it.
Drool on yourself more, Canadian.
ReWatch your favourite TV series for the 100th time!!

>Oh you sweet summer child. I remember the days when running into a junkie was the biggest worry in my life.
You're a cringey as fuck faggot.
How old are you??
If you're a boomer, I hope you fucking choke and die real soon. Scumbag fuck.

LOL
Ya, I don't THINK, they are going anywhere, I KNOW they are.
People hate your shithole country. They don't like it here.
They leave.

It's Boomers importing the refugees.
NO millennial is in charge in Canada, or ever has been.

Fucking Boomer retards. They just can't stop fucking up everything and finding someone else to blame.

>PS: Type how ever the fuck I want. I don't visit reddit, Never have.
PROTIP: When in Rome do as the Romans do.
Learn our board culture, Stop thinking being rude makes you a winner. Read the fucking sticky
Lurk Moar
Don't put useless line breaks in your text between sentences.

S my D
This place is fucking lame. Your "culture" is crap.
I've been online, longer than most of you turds have been alive.
Moronnials are insufferable faggot retards too. I don't like most of them, cause they're self-centered social media retards who parrot memes like they're smart.

Humans are fucking retarded. It's easier to read and get a point across.

Typing like this, is for the dumb people. There is A LOT of them on this site.

PS: Hitler is a half-Kike, killed 60 Million whites, stole billions in art,silver and fold, bombed several white cities and literally killed NO Jews, who know run the world with their Hitler story.
You're a cringey fucking faggot

>If you control the youth, you control the future
WHO said that??
WHO OWNS all media since WW2??
THE JEWS DO!!

>Tell a big enough lie, often enough, and everyone will believe it
WHO said that??

MUH 6 BAJILLION!!!
HILTER TRIED TO OPPRESS US!!!
YOU FOUGHT FOR "FREEDOM"!!!
HITLER WAS COMING FOR EVERYONE ELSE, AFTER HE OPRESSED THE JEWS!!
HE WANTED WHITES TO RULE!!!


He's a the biggest Kike trick in 1000 years and you're all to stupid to get it.

This.

Fucking traitor. Kill yourself.

zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-21/officer-stabbing-flint-airport-allahu-akbar-shouting-canadian-investigated-act-terro

Warms my heart to see another Canadian who has been broken so thoroughly by this shithole that he's almost ready to Do What Needs To Be Done™ to the real enemies of this country.

If you want to make your country a better place study doctor killdozer.

>the broken english leaf ranting about Canada guy
how's it going dude

Go to nude beaches and to /soc/. Maybe grindr. Go to male ripper bars. Dont drink too much. Dont use any hard drugs. Be Christian

I second this.
Also, we can't have militias in Canada but you know what nobody will bat an eye at? An airsoft LARP group. Practicing military drills is completely illegal here, but if you pretend to be a larpers nobody will even care that your training your fireteam for dotr.

America is pretty much the same thing

Winnipeg here. Have two friends that aren't faggots. Everyone else is either white trash degenerate or a worthless native that wants to rob you. Hate this place.

Leaf

Where the fuck do you live?

East and west coasts are beautiful you faggot

Yea the west coast is beautiful if you can ignore the hordes of soulless chinks and junkies

Where the fuck do you live? Take it from someone that's been to almost every province, there's tons of shit to see and do.

You're probably just stuck in the wrong place.

This famalam.
'Muh life is shit'
So fix it faggot. What are you, a nigger?

>PS: They don't fucking share.
Spoiled millennial bitch spotted. Fucking leave then.

Just move to the US, you dumb chink. That's what I'm planning on doing once I complete my Masters degree. Fuck this country and this continent.

You'll love it. You'll find it cold though.

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living in a big, cold empty space where nothing happens is literally the best part of living in Canada bud

Move to the mountains and hide from everyone and everything.

That's arguably the best part about Canada. It's so fucking big and empty, that you can actually pretty easily be alone.

Not to mention all the fucking sandniggers

where else to go if canada sucks so much??

And you're here on pol :^)

so really this thread is ontario and trudeau hate

market is crashing: Toronto house prices are down 12% in less than three months

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is that what you tell yourself

Overdoses? I tried to OD on fentanyl but some faggot always seems to have narcan on hand to bring me back. I hate Canada

Fuck off and leave then

this is sadly racially and politically accurate, balkenization when

its a stretched out version. the video is way funnier. nods and smiles like hes part of the convo despite all their backs being turned to him

OP is clearly an NDP voter.

Boomer genocide when?

>tfw got laid off last week because attending pride parades is more important than doing fuck-all to fix the economy.

Thanks Justin. I want to get the fuck out but I honestly don't know any country that seriously has better prospects. Even the States are going to be forced to capitulate to the same bullshit eventually, Trump just delayed it.

Mfw Canada
Mfw Toronto

both ontario and trudeau are shit

Not even kidding I was JUST about to make a canada hate thread.

God I fucking hate it here.

You're just a whiny little bitch, if you want to leave, then leave. Go move to Hollywood and become a cuck interracial pornstar, atleast it's warm in California.

>whiny little bitch

every thread is a canada hate thread