Brit/pol/ - Get Yer Skates On edition

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280

>Another happening in London, Stamford Hill on lockdown as police clash with youths "brandishing machetes"
express.co.uk/news/uk/819444/police-fighting-stamford-hill-london-riot-stabbing-sword-machete-helicopter

>Armed police and helicopters detain man in Talbot, possibly a retaliation against the van hire company 1.5 miles away
walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/reports-police-helicopter-armed-officers-13214329

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

>"He's no terrorist, just a man with problems" mother of Darren Osbourne says
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/darren-osborne-everything-know-finsbury-park-mosque-suspect/

>Leaks show devastating impact of planned NHS cuts in London
theguardian.com/society/2017/jun/20/leak-shows-devastating-impact-of-planned-nhs-cuts-in-london

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Did you fuckers really let a thread get archived without making a new one?

1st for Steerpikes throbbing meat

Day of being almost annoyed.

I was hoping for more rage from a day of rage

Favourite summer snack lads?

Yes
fuck (((brit))) pol
uppa ra

Lads its sunny and its thundering outside wtf is happening!!!!!

>mfw no Brit/pol for five minutes
very uncomfy lads. i don't want that to ever happen again

grr :@

Nice

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fuck me was getting worried no thread was made

They must not be quite as annoyed as first predicted.

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't Brits just accept that multiculaturalism and globalisation benefits everyone in the entire world, including third world countries?

Even the Queen said today that 100 dead Brits is nothing compared to the carnage you guys caused in the Crusades.

It's Thor beating his hammer
He's celebrating us
he wants to show the other Gods he can't sink our ship!

The past is another country lads.

why wasn't he put in an insane asylum when he freaked out 6 weeks before the attack?

Get one of these in yer gob lads.

I'm going to anally rape Dennis Skinner before I blow his brains out.

First for based leprechaun

That is a criminal level of laziness

Yes

>"b-but you need tripfags, we keep things ticking and are the life and soul of this place!"

Why do we live in a world of such lies?

Where's that? Lots of fog down looe

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4622952/Explosion-reported-Brussels-central-station.html
The Brussels bomber was already known to the police beforehand but not for Wahhabism. He was known for drug offences and joins a long list of famous violent criminals who are known to have taken drugs. Are you going to keep denying the facts Brit/pol/ or are you going to apologise? You disgusting reprobates.

floki would be proud

;)

i hate tripfags

How to tell someone loves niggers

fucking disgrace you lad

Why can't they just bring back marble, that was such a nice choccy bar

kek. some street performers get bigger crowds.

i don't get random boners like I used to anymore, low T or just normal? What do

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comfy storms heading into the northwest

Beady eyes, ANGLO lies
Muffled Aryan women's cries
Aryan children, big and small
Bomber Harris kills them all
Left, right, right, left
ANGLO sows the seeds of death
Not a stone is left to stand
When ANGLO flies across the land
After starting World War One
The ANGLO's work was still not done
So joining with the Pole and Jew
He made a new one: World War Two
To sate his thirst for Aryan blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Dresden is devoid of cheer
Hans have fear; the ANGLO is here

In cheshire mate, would be nice to get some rain after all this heat desu

Fuck off spastic. Mind your own fucking business.

clouds forming air pressure dropping, storm weather, should balance out the heat a bit.

Do they still make Dib Dabs?

Gay pride this year will be insane though

would somebody be so kind and explain the that to me?

Better warriors simply fag.

Listen lads

I can't handle this heat
I've managed to avoid the sun and haven't even been out during the past few days to avoid it

I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS HEAT and fucking wankers walking around with burns thinking its a good thing to permanently damage your skin for a "tan"

who /anti-summer/ here?

wishful thinking lad. it'll rain for one night and then be muggy af for the next few days before getting baking hot again.

As am I, bit cloudy innit?

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
looks like it could be good idea to burn your building if you live in another greenfell-like tower.

My nips are fucking roasting boys

Yh great weather this morning dont know whats changed so quickly

Literally sitting in my room naked with the window open, the blinds closed and the fan on full blast

i'm in the NW lad, just had a tiny rainbut it's dry again now

Go to a supermarket - they always have the best aircon

Me user. I hate the heat. There's a reason construction is so fucking slow in southern Europe. Heat.

They already lived in the borough

Royal banter

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>tfw neet for 4 years

Strong and crackpot

I haven't been in a sweet shop for over 10 years lad.

Can't beat the old classic

Feels a bit thundery, something in the air

sure, but in the much worse building and apts

Good. Fuck those virtue signalling rich cunts.

I remember when they were actually 99p

This wins the debate only a 99 is the superior ice cream in this weather. NO flake is a deal breaker for me

i'm doing exactly the same
i look pale as a ghost compared to every other retard getting burnt though

fuck that

what have you done for past 4 years
also get a job

Could really do with a nice storm to freshen everything up. Cloudy as fuck, hazy sunshine, roasting and humid as fuck. Literally sweating my bollocks off just sat here typing.

love those £99 flakes

>4 years
hehehe try 13

Inset eyes, Aryan eyes
Muffled Anglo women's cries
Blood refineries big and small
Aryan scum condemns them all
Left, right, right, left
Aryan sows the seeds of death
Not a British city is left to stand
When Aryan imports Muzzies across the land
After voting to leave the EU
The Aryan could not accept the truth
So electing yet another Jew
He conspired against Blighty, and Europe too
To sate his thirst for Anglo blood
That he wanted, that he got
Now Europe is devoid of cheer
Nige have fear; the Aryan is here

it's 46d hopscotch by the government
>convince pakis that you can burn down you apartment block for a new fancy one
>During "fireproofing" repairs turn off the fire alarms
>one of them starts a fire
>kebab removed

they used to be less than 99p anyway you millenial cunt

>Chavs shagging in the hallways
>Vodka bottles and needles everywhere
>Ahmed and his 12 kids pissing in the private pool
I hope those smug upper class lefties get what they fucking deserve

HAHAAH

Is that seriously the day of rage? kek

Thanks to Sup Forums I see a black dick penetrating a soft white pussy and the blood from the torn hymen dripping all about.

Wish I were dead.

>tfw failed uni

Looks like I'll be joining you for the remainder of my natural life

ironically, the name '99' is nothing to do with the price, and it's real origin is a mystery

Dont worry mate I failed my first year just resat it

stop making shit up
it's impossible

youtube.com/watch?v=Le-9uWKe2dk

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>Graduating next week

>GF is talking about engagement/marriage

>Job applications being accepted and interviews offered

>Won £2k off the bookies last semester

>Comfy watching political chaos potentially unfold this week as have nothing to do

>Who else content right now?

>what have you done for past 4 years

Mostly relentless self improvement but I feel bad if that I'm not earning money like everyone else.

>left school at 13
fight me bitch, i dont even claim bennies

kek
>failed uni

What a fucking retard
it's so easy

Maggie Thatcher invented Mr Whippy ice cream in her shed prior to becoming Prime Minister

Don't believe the lefty lies that say she didn't

Queen shitting on everyone with top level banter.

>no mars delight.

youtube.com/watch?v=yQ6j-hZtfNE

this could be the actual plan
both the city of london and kensington are tory councils. However kensington turned to a labour MP
The champagne socialists will get fed up with migrants and blame labour so they will go back to tory

>relentless self improvement
>hasn't made any money
absolutely irrational

>Won £2k off the bookies last semester
You didnt tell her did you lad?

not everyone did media studies like you mate

>Things that never happened

Come on user, you are sat here bragging about 'success' on Sup Forums. Either you are autistic (and hey autistic people can have autistic girlfriends with autistic kids), or you're flat out lying. Or both.

But to be honest I am very content, despite being single. Just left university as well and feel pressured now into starting a serious relationship

Need anything lads?

Same lad. At least I assume so, I haven't even looked at my results yet if they're in. I'll probably just join the army or something tbqh lel.

what are we looking at?

>PRESIDENT MACRON OF FRANCE: THERE IS NO LEGITIMATE SUBSTITUTE FOR PRESIDENT BASHAR AL ASSAD AND FRANCE WILL NOT PURSUE HIS DEPARTURE ANYMORE

Get your shit together lads

Can you ask them if they sell Lebara mobile products?

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