>Illinois is like Venezuela now, a fiscally broken state that has lost its will to live, although for the moment, we still have enough toilet paper.
>But before we run out of the essentials, let's finally admit that after decade upon decade of taxing and spending and borrowing, Illinois has finally run out of other people's money.
>Those "other people" include taxpayers who've abandoned the state. And now Illinois faces doomsday.
>So as the politicians meet in Springfield this week for another round of posturing and gesturing and blaming, we need a plan.
>And here it is:
>Dissolve Illinois. Decommission the state, tear up the charter, whatever the legal mumbo-jumbo, just end the whole dang thing.
>We just disappear. With no pain. That's right. You heard me.
>The best thing to do is to break Illinois into pieces right now. Just wipe us off the map. Cut us out of America's heartland and let neighboring states carve us up and take the best chunks for themselves.
>throw a bunch of new blue voters into Wisconsin Haha fuck no, how about just separate Chicago from the rest of the state?
Sebastian Russell
How dare those urbanites blame the failure upon the whole state. It's only the damn cities that have caused it fiscal problems.
Jackson James
I was going to say, everyone knows the big city always feels contempt for the surrounding area, but rarely do they spell it out so clearly. >you need to pay for our decades of preposterous social experiments and African-level corruption!
Gabriel Lee
how about we just strip Illinois of statehood, and make it another Puerto Rico with no say in US politics and no gibs?
Jeremiah Harris
>Iowa almost gets a coastline
hahahahaha very funny joke trib hahahaha
Eli Garcia
>implying wisconsin wants fibs
please stay go
Christopher Lewis
Oh and for any anons wondering what exactly is happening
Several attorneys for the state believe that 100% of the state monthly budget will be going to court required payments starting in July. Literally no fucking money
Samuel Collins
The state hasn't had a budget in 2 years.
Robert Rogers
Why dont they just drop a few fuel air bombs on chicago during "reall nigga hourz" to make sure the plague is purged
Austin Butler
Well closer to 3 now, but the mandated payments will fuck the state completely
Ryder Campbell
>Well closer to 3 now,
I still don't understand how that's allowed to happen.
Christian Collins
As a wisconsinite, please don't stick us with chicago. I fucking hate illinois people.
Jackson Harris
>those digits
WEW
but basically Madigan, who has been the speaker of Illinois house for ages, is a super liberal and in control of most of the liberal politicians. Rauner, a republican, is voted in as governor few years ago. Madigan refuses to cooperate with Rauner because he wants another corrupt democrat who he can easily bully/control as governor and thinks this budget issue will force Rauner out.
There is also the shitshow of pension and other obligations that the state has just been deferring for ages coming to head now.
Cooper Bennett
Just give it to PA for Greater Pennsylvania Reich
Dominic Morgan
Personally i believe we should use mining equipment to physically excise the entire state and carry it via helicopters to California. Then we physically drop Illinois on it.
That would be cool.
Tyler Torres
Shit's been a corrupt mob state for decades and decades and decades.
Why is it allowed to continue?
Christopher Taylor
Can Chicago break off and become a separate state instead?
Joseph Morgan
I think I speak for Indiana as a whole when I say this..
"FUCK OFF you made your mess now you get to clean it up REEEE"
Lincoln Morris
bump for takeshi's castle
Ayden Scott
It'll fuck up your flag though, i mean, 50 stars for the 50 states. When one goes off it'll be 49, how do you rearrange that ?
Daniel Diaz
the state that gets our niggers loses
Tyler Butler
hail allah
Luke Murphy
Let Puerto Rico become a state.
Andrew Smith
fuck no
Split Texas
Asher Baker
Fuck Chicago. You broke Illinois, and now you want to leech off surrounding states. Urbanization was a mistake.
Christian Walker
Or Israel for that matter :)
Michael Diaz
This.
Justin Stewart
Good, now we can make Puerto Rico or DC a state without having to change our flag
Oliver Foster
You fucking idiot, Puerto Rico is becoming a state now, it would actually work out perfectly cos you don't even need to change the flag.
Brandon Williams
We split either NY or California into two states.
Justin Williams
>, Puerto Rico is becoming a state now
only if the republicans are downies
William Murphy
Trump needs to direct the FBI to put Madigan under scrutiny. Shouldn't be too hard to find enough dirt to give that fucker the chair.
Sebastian Barnes
Send all the niggers to israel
Gabriel Davis
You can have leftist ideology or you can have the laws of economics. You cannot have both.
Elijah Price
>The unincorporated US territory of Illinois Has a nice ring to it. Sure people in Chicago would bitch about not having federal representation, but for down staters it'd be business as usual.
This. Pic related is from the 2014 gubernatorial race, and even that was one of the closest margins in Illinois history. Turning Cook County into a federal district and leaving the rest as Illinois would solve the financial issues. Neo-Illinois would basically be another Indiana or Iowa.
Adrian Wilson
i say chicago becomes its own state, the rest of us continue to be illinois. with out chicago, we'we're mostly red anyway
Gavin Butler
Why the flying FUCK would I want Chiraq in Wisconsin? Give it to Kentucky, they're a bunch of degenerates.
Kayden Bennett
Can you imagine?
You know they would meld it into some giant state size ghetto, with beloit and milwaukee.
Ryan Cruz
Excuse me, but I believe Illinois is the ancestral land of Ohioans and rightfully ours.
Thomas Clark
just cut all funding to the city of chicago and everything will be allright
Aaron Harris
Fuck you man. We don't want that shit. Why don't just nuke Chicago and leave the rest of Illinois alone.
Lucas Parker
Like says. Chicago should be split from Illinois and made into some federal district like Washington DC.
Brody Bailey
>TFW Indiana actually gives up land in order to get rid of "the region" >Chicago and environs become a lawless land controlled by gangs
William Ward
>Wisco gets Chiraq >is turned perpetually blue >home to Wisconsin Bears no thanks
make Chicago an independent city-state. Surely they'll be fine without all the rural and suburban retards holding them back
Alexander Phillips
It's probably a good idea, except Chicago and the surrounding areas should be made into a US territory instead of being absorbed into another state that they will suck the blood out of.
Evan Baker
>and everyone who lived in IL clapped
>except for those faggots in cook county who go to NIU on daddies dime
James Cooper
This. It's perfect. Two blue senators from chicago, two red from IL.
Eli Jones
>>Dissolve Illinois.
I would agree with that but only literally with some kind of acid
Evan Bennett
Same man, same
Jonathan Wilson
Fuck chicago. We dont want it.
-Wisconsin.
Landon Adams
It'd be easier to send them to Europe. They would pay for the whole thing.
Jose Taylor
>Let Puerto Rico become a state. >fuck no >Split Texas
No. California should split so the Jeffersonians can be free.
Lincoln Thompson
Yes.
Adrian Lewis
You guys are meth addicted subhumans
Kayden Phillips
This is actually Africa
Mason Reyes
Sounds like a Jewish plot to spread the niggers out to the surrounding states, none of which are going to want Chicago. Just let it fail and become an apocalyptic playground.
It would be nice if they were able to get the surrounding states to accept the mess, since it would mean one less blue state, but I doubt they would want it.
James Lewis
As a cook county resident, Im all for it Good luck getting another state to take all our nogs and spics tho maybe we can send them to st louis and nuke it
Anthony Nguyen
I really wish this happen
James Ortiz
I'm also a cook county resident and never see minorities because I can afford to live in a gentrified area
If you're a loser, why not spare everyone your negativity and move to a place more your speed, like North Dakota
Thomas Campbell
>click on John Kass to view bio >usual Jewdar training protocol >turns out he's of Greek descent and he's writing about Illinois being "a fiscally broken state" ahahahahahaha what a joke
Michael Watson
Why dont we better split your fucking skull, you must be from rhode fucking island
Easton Ward
Honestly, big cities need to just have a wall built around them and be declared entirely separate from "rural and suburban retards". strict border control wherein all trade between the two is put under serious scrutiny.
"okay big city, here's your water, food, fuel, what have you got?"
"iPads, a hip young marketing team specialising in social programs, and a currency we literally made up with absolutely no material backing"
Brandon Butler
>the lengths american journalists go to avoid mentioning race It's the niggers, you dumb motherfuckers. It's the niggers. The niggers (and the spics too) are the problem. They destroyed Haiti, and Zimbabwe, and Detroit, and LA, and California, and Chicago, and Illinois, and on and on and on. And they will eventually destroy all of America unless stopped.
Landon Torres
Thanks Obama!
Eli Edwards
Those borders are disgusting.
Blake Ward
Wtf? Chicago in fucking Wisconsin? That's the reason I am where I am. Fuck that place.
Aaron Richardson
You realize that youre the problem with illinois right? You should be using your money to remove them, not hide from them