Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

>Queens Speech Bill-by-bill Quick Rundown
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40339564

>Labour and Lib Dem Peers plot to sabotage Brexit
express.co.uk/news/uk/819894/theresa-may-brexit-house-of-lords-boris-johnson-jeremy-corbyn-labour-lib-dems-uk-eu

>Theresa May drops many manifesto promises from the Queen's speech, including grammar schools
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/21/theresa-may-drops-key-manifesto-pledges-from-queens-speech

>Grenfell Tower: 16 council inspections failed to stop use of flammable cladding
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jun/21/grenfell-tower-16-council-inspections-failed-to-stop-use-of-flammable-cladding

>Survivors of London's Grenfell Tower fire are to be rehomed in a luxury development in the heart of Kensington, the government has said.
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-40357280

>Son of van hire firm owner held by police over "offensive" facebook posts
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-40347813

>Finsbury Park terror suspect "tried to kill himself six weeks ago by throwing himself into a Cardiff river and begged to be sectioned", his sister claims
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4621086/Mum-s-broken-Finsbury-mosque-suspect-s-sister-says.html

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=VhC5ob8RGQg
thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/15362158.Life_ban_for_married_Bradford_teacher_who_had_sex_with_a_pupil/
youtu.be/dssGh4Ffcp0?t=3754
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4625616/Married-teacher-36-banned-classrooms-life.html
twitter.com/alaindebotton/status/877653568609800193
youtube.com/watch?v=iIv88b9Oomk
news.sky.com/story/brexit-government-to-set-out-plans-to-end-dominance-of-eu-law-10817955
youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

ooga booga where da toilets at

When will Jeremy call for Islamic liberation of the uk lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=VhC5ob8RGQg

Post your favourite forgotten flavour lads.

Meanwhile in Bradford:

thetelegraphandargus.co.uk/news/15362158.Life_ban_for_married_Bradford_teacher_who_had_sex_with_a_pupil/

>national emergency
HAHAHAHAHAHA

who'd you vote for and what are your porn preferences

>the Finsbury Park ''''attack'''' is on the front page of Wikipedia amongst major global events in the news

Fuck me, who do they think they're kidding?

oh man amiga commodore

throwback to the best time of my life

Making me craze these now senpai

>what is humidity
>what is no cheap AC units
>what is our houses are built to keep in heat for winter you daft cunt

AfD
old/young

>Showing off about who has the closest temperatures to Africa

>Attack
>A literal mentalist who tried to kill himself, pleaded to be sectioned then got drunk and hit one or two people who were stood in the road then begged for them to kill him
>Terrorism

>(((Climate Change is a fact))) faggot in the last thread

Show yourself

I haven't seen this for fucking donkey's years. Fuck, I feel old now.

>24°C at midnight

What the fuck lads, I thought global warming was a meme. How hot is it in your shithole?

Guys what happened if the DUP thing falls through? Minority government? New election? Labour merge with other parties

>This humidity

Bleddy 'ell lads save me

Farenheit is meaningless to Brits.

just had a nigger say to me that black people cant be racist lads
>im checking out

Completley impartial Speaker BTFOs the DUP

youtu.be/dssGh4Ffcp0?t=3754

>1:02:30

Another source (Asian female perp):

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4625616/Married-teacher-36-banned-classrooms-life.html

>LAB & BBC
>LIB & cuckoldry
>GRN & gay pakis
>CON & 4 finger fisting

19 apparently. Humidity makes it feel like I'm in the immediate radius of a nuclear bomb going off though

you're actually right, I love how the one time we get revenge, he's got mental illness, it just shows it isn't part of our ideology to blow up, and then when you see the muslim attackers, they're always sane (by their standards) and radicalised.

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>things that didn't happen.txt

That's tomorrow's weather you cretin

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>meanwhile, in LA

Conservative/girls do porn

climate change* is 100% confirmed by all academics. what's debated is what causes it. 99% of academics believe it's human caused

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he looks so semitic in that picture. look at that face. that could be a saudi prince. he hinted at jewish ancestry in one interview as well - probably a dog-whistle for fellow nation wreckers.

Yeah I'm sure you're struggling so much.
Where I live it literally gets to 110 degrees every summer (that's 43 celcius for you cucks)

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lads massive explosion here in liverpool seeing just massive fires in the skies from me window like oil tanker exploded like
ill post back in a bit

oh no it definitely did, im infuriated

went to grenfell earlier lads
made me sad

Minority gov. The DUP vote with Tory anyway so it will work for most things.

We will see a lot of Tories and obviously the opposition calling for May to leave though, and if she does the Opposition may be able to convince parliament to vote for another election. If that happens, LAB win.

Every Labour or Lib Dem peer who dares to even think of overturning our democracy ought to be fucking lynched.

Seriously, when are we going to have a proper peasant's revolt over all this? It's long overdue.

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May.
Only wank every 2 weeks, sometimes once a month. Can only jerk off to chicks making out, nothing else does it for me.

Great

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The people and the land.

The blood and the soil.

Even if he wasn't nuts, it's pretty fucking obvious what drove him to do it, and it wasn't other "right wing extremists"

Wow people who live in different climates are adapted to their respective environments? o_O woooow

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>defending democracy

Nothing to worry about, one of you fuckers finally just blew your top after a lifetime of listening to that damned accent.

19 but my room feels like 30

thanks for the reply, actually was well written and useful

This fucking prep pill bollocks pisses me off, the NHS should not have to subsidise the lifestyles of gay men who chose not to be careful. Just put on a condom and don't make the NHS pay for your fucking unnecessary pills. And some people wonder why the NHS is in crisis. Fucking cunts.

Sorry, I'm not feeling very erudite tonight.

Probably just the slag heaps catching fire.

First of all, no it is not.

Second, academics aren't aeons bestowed with unlimited wisdom.

In the 60s and 70s academics' consensus was that global cooling would cause a serious crisis within 20 years.

Al Gore predicted in 2007 that there would be no polar ice caps in 2014, and here we are 2017 and they still exist.

Scientists aren't wizards. They can be wrong, reddit.

twitter.com/alaindebotton/status/877653568609800193

>Cabinet Minister tells me Conservatives ready to accept EEA with 5 year immigration brake. Will be offered after German elections.

Shit, lads.

BNP/UKIP

Porn is degenerate jewboy

>tfw not lost prince rising to reclaim throne
JUST

>tfw pic related becomes reality

Plaid Cymru (just for more welsh presence in parliament, I'm generally quite far right)

lesbian, dicks dont belong in porn
usually ass stuff

Last Papers edition I make. God bless Rightly So for doing this shit every night desu

Yeah we don't care about your spic weather though. The UK doesn't use air con in buildings (as we very rarely get hot days) and we have far higher humidity than your concrete shithole, so of course it will be unusual to experience for us. You don't even have proper seasons anyway, when was the last time you had to wear a thick coat out?

>Yellow warning of rain for Thursday

What does tht even mean?

around 30 , next days up to 35

2 years ago we had over 40 for several day
very unpleasant

Question: why is the Great """Repeal""" Bill not actually going to repeal anything? It's going to codify 30,000 pages of EU law into UK law.

>leave the EU
>keep all the shit regulations that made people want to leave in the first place

Monarcucks BTFO

I genuinely can't think of somewhere worse in the world with a white majority than Liverpool. Sheffield is a close second, but Liverpool is fucking pump. Manchester is shite too but at least it has a big airport.

>ywn colonise that qt Indian supply teacher you had in year 10
Why even live

They weren't ever going to pull off hard Brexit with a minority government propped up by the DUP.

When will Muslim feet leave this sacred land?

17 outside with a nice gentle breeze but my room is hot enough to dispose of half of Tel Aviv

>tfw want to open a window but if I do my room will be flooded with mosquitos and midges

moderate

OHAYOUSORO SENPAIS...

How fucking thick are you

>50 shades of grey is now used as a buzzword for normal sex
fuck sake lads

it's actually very nice in the L1 and L2 postcodes, can't vouch for the rest but yeah I know the outskirts look worse than Auchwitz

>Bradford

You know this was strictly a paki on paki event?

I had a debate/argument with some lefties at the pub yesterday and told them about his mental illness and that he shouldn't immediately be classed as a terrorist until it's proven he did what he did because of his hatred for Islam and wish to change the country. Killing a nig or paki isn't terrorism, it MIGHT be a race crime, but it's not terrorism unless it's done with the intention of changing the course of the country.

Anyway, they disagreed and said that any attack by any white person on non-whites is terrorism and that it's Nigel Farage's fault. They argued that a straight person hitting a faggot is terrorism. I told them I once had a fight with a black lad after he slapped the girl I was on a date with's arse, they literally said I was a racist terrorist.

I finished my beer and left them to their idiocy.

Rightly, i got the impression u were partial to cavorting with gentlemen who chose not to be careful
the filthy risks were all part of the fun, no?

Those Discos that had the flavour bomb packet thing inside.
Used to just eat the little sachet from the salt and vinegar flavour just on its own.
Once made my mouth bleed.
I swear those things were toxic.

Unleash the pleb that lurks in the depths

Could be the head of Department of Social Affairs and Citizenship for all we know, doesn't me that source is really in the loop.

>40 humidity

get back to us when you're 90+ lad. not to mention you cunts have air conditioning everywhere.

I'd be sad too, the deluded crowds and opportunistic hordes hanging around are truly vile and unbecoming of our nation.

youtube.com/watch?v=iIv88b9Oomk

news.sky.com/story/brexit-government-to-set-out-plans-to-end-dominance-of-eu-law-10817955

Tell me where I'm wrong.

It doesn't snow here. I've never seen the snow fall.
Sometimes you see some on the mountains though

London here.

I have no clothes on and am twirling my pubes as I post this.

Posting a classing

ura fucking lazy cunt lad
no wonder ya old man and ma wished u were a blowy
u'll never amount to anything except a long drawn out disappointment

*mean

Sad because why?

I wish I was in work right now, the only benefit to that place is blasting air con in Summer and having the heat right up in Winter.

Never going to happen. The DUP will want to avoid Corbyn as Prime Minister at any cost because of his ties to the IRA.

Night chaps xo

youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

youtube.com/watch?v=lCdc0XMrreU

Night night babe.

when they're caught theifing

Fucking depressing mate

M8, 78 degrees is considered a pleasant day here. It's literally like perfect weather