ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve. MALE BLACK is his nemesis, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.
It was 30 minutes until real Robert hours. Someone had to make it.
John Hill
70s for Chicago tonight
James Moore
Nice weather for chimping although I'd prefer it be a little hotter though so they're more agitated.
Carter Robinson
>person shot
Wonder if we'll get another machete attack tonight.
Lincoln Butler
MALE WHITE on a rampage today
Isaac Edwards
>male white whit tattoo on his face, trying to take things form people. >male white causing disturbance at burger king >cops walking someone to car >looking for shell casings >8 male white and black on trail smoking pot and smoking pot. A little goup took off on their bicycles Damn Robert sounded annoyed at that. >25 males arguing
Hello Robert. How are you tonight?
Grayson Brown
Robert checking in
> gathering of 25 males arguing > group of people on trail smoking marijuana and setting off fireworks
Mason Myers
Or another 60-100 fight or a call for someone in the water that can't swim that's mentioned over dispatch for 20 minutes. Teen suicide pact was good too.
What do you think the over-under is for people refusing to leabe a business?
Cameron Watson
>another hmm i musta missed that one last night, or whenever it took place
Gabriel Walker
...
Hudson Gray
Ok, what did I miss? I just get to the bus stop and I got cops flying by.
Xavier Bailey
>male GSW just dropped out. The stick of TNT on someones porch was good too.
James Gomez
Silver SUV? Has the Uber driver by guy returned?
Adrian Edwards
evening ROBERTS what i miss btw when i go visit chiraq soonly i going to buy a police station donuts.. maybe station 18
Jacob Morales
>two homeless trying to mess with person trying to power wash the sidewalk >it should be painfully clear how to deal with this. >zone 4 dispatch sounds cute tonight.
Jason Gonzalez
123456789
Angel Butler
Last night. Caller was being attacked by two male blacks with machetes.
Jayden Rivera
Refrigerator on fire?
Zachary Richardson
"en" RICH.... "ment" kek
Jackson Peterson
>MALE BLACK >green shirt >user >threatening everyone >acting strange lol typical pol user
Joseph Collins
the fuck you say WHYTE BOI REEEEE
Charles Davis
KEK anuff with false flaging
Lincoln Wilson
he stole the burgers!
#PrayFor5guys
Ayden Anderson
Shew, finally "muh thread" Thank you!
Charles Ortiz
>armed robbery at five guys > male black wearing surgical mask with firearm >nog prolly demanded extra frys and someones food as well as the cash.
Daniel Murphy
go back
John Phillips
Warming up?
Austin Sanders
MALE BLACK has awoken from these calls
Jonathan Johnson
gotta come into a workout WETTTTTT sonnnn
Nathan Jenkins
>knife fight with injuries
Nolan Butler
>his wife is sleeping and he doent want to wake her up >deceive on the way ."he's in trouble"
Landon Lopez
>hiding in the back of school
Christopher Brown
This why they can't have even have quasi nice things.
>fighting over a bike
Case in point
John Collins
its the cuck couch for him!
Jack Hill
>Three year old girl alone >Caller staying with her till police arrive
Jeremiah Foster
>3yo girl standing in the street alone with mikey mouse tshirt and shorts. >10pm at night.
Isaac Rogers
>Four blacks harassing a man's grand kids
Daniel Flores
...
Nathaniel Carter
what the fuck man, ahahaha
Hudson Young
wow 2 seconds into the chase it gets terminated
David Bennett
>two cars street racing, down the wrong way on a one way street >sgt. calls it off
Mason Sullivan
JUST ANOTHER DAY IN A GOVERNMENT JOB
Colton Lee
here's one from adam hours >male black crashed his car into her car >pulled her out and drove off in her car
Grayson Kelly
Top kek.
Aaron Jackson
>fat beaner puking outside the bar
Cooper Nguyen
Always does, Mayor doesn't want chases on the roads
Brody Sullivan
Oh!
Will we get another crime spree, same thing happened a few weeks back.
Julian Allen
...
Aaron Anderson
thats been happening so much lately, they put out a special bulletin
i say the best thing you can do is driving cars that niggers dont like
Justin Nelson
this is almost exactly how they described the situation
Jackson Perez
A bit late to my shift, can someone catch a Robert up?
Christopher Moore
Must have a chop shop in the area.
Luke Scott
Sometimes they use the stolen car to go on a crime spree and then dump the car some place.
Nathan Gray
this city needs to be fucking nuked
Kevin Sullivan
If anyone's playing chiraq bingo you can check off Walgreens.
Parker Taylor
>female shot in the side
Jack Cook
>Female shot in the side
Jeremiah Thomas
>female done been shot in tha side
Thomas Morris
>Large group of people >Drinking and being loud >Person with gun in the crowd
Ryan Cox
>three shooting victims
Tyler Howard
>Not equipped to handle three GSW Wew
John Price
jesus christ they brought shooting victims to the wrong hospital?!
Jason Scott
its a turkey shoot out there lads
Joseph Wood
Female was in a shoot out, shot in the side. >3 GSW victims I'm shocked cops don't carry mandatory celox packs
Samuel Kelly
Seems they only handle Cancer and other things like that
Blak Lives Mutter and other various 'community organizations' have filed a 132-page class action lawsuit against the CPD. You all know the narrative so yea.. One of the dozen or so lawyers to file the suit includes prominent lawyer and U of Chicago law professor (((Craig Futterman))). Much of is seemed to be spurred on by the shooting of laquan mcdonald. Read the first couple pages to get triggered
and so this is all very political. BLM and there jew lawyers cite the numbers of blacks being confronted and involved in crimes, and nowhere do they suggest that any of these instances could be justified. They either don't know what robert is up against or don't care. All those brave roberts are being thrown under the bus in the name of prevailing political narrative. so there's that
Christian Robinson
...
Landon White
nice
Jordan Bailey
>wife pointing gun at him theating to shoot him >children are in the house Welp....thoes kids might be scared for life if she does it.
Joseph Torres
>°F
Carter Wood
background noises got pretty aggro for a second there
Parker Gutierrez
>caller says female not breathing on sidewalk, i go no further.
F
Easton Wright
>Two Kids >Lighting sticks of dynamite
Blake Cooper
>kids 10 and 11 lighting sights of DYNAMITE. The fuck kind of 4th of july shit did i miss as a kid?!
Elijah Garcia
>Brother choaking the mother, theating to hurt the father. >kidnapped Brother and is be held in an undeground building by chicago state.
Matthew Long
>foot chase >he just jumped the fence
Gavin Jackson
FOOT CHASE!!!
Thomas Thompson
...
Levi Baker
>caller heard someone screaming 'rape' in the area
Ian Barnes
B L A C K E D
Lucas Wilson
the sweet sound of a toll being paid
Eli Lopez
oop
Joseph Russell
>female possible heroin overdose, having a seizure.
Dominic Brooks
>male and female having sex on balcony in public view.
Adam Davis
>kids in the park playing basketball >$5 says the cop donest because the kids are playing ball and not shooting each other for a change.
