Hair-Parting

Have you taken the Hair-Parting pill yet, Sup Forums?

truemirror.com/theory01.asp

>Men W/Left Part: Natural for men, usually works well for them. Perceived as popular, successful, strong, traditional. Can be out of touch with the feminine side of themselves. Examples: John Wayne, Tom Brokaw, John F. Kennedy, Edward M. Kennedy

>Men W/Right Part: Usually unnatural for men. Can create an uncomfortable image; can cause social shunning, sometimes leading to unusual or eccentric behavior. Perceived as atypical, open, radical. Can work ok if the man is very confident, attractive, or striving to be respected in a non-traditional male role. Examples: Al Gore, Rush Limbaugh, Robert F. Kennedy, Charlie Rose, Tom Snyder

>The most striking example and perhaps the most illustrative of The Hair Part Theory, is that when Christopher Reeve played Clark Kent, his hair was parted on the right. As Superman, his hair was parted on the left.

Better make sure your fashy haircut is facing the correct way, Sup Forums. Don't trust the mirror. It's lying to you.

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Wait so is it hair parting to the owner's right or to the right when facing them? That guy's hair is parted to his right.

pls halp i am dyslexic

I was confused too, but if you just look at the examples, it makes sense.

>Men part their hair on the left
This means the actual "part" is on the left side of his head (from first person perspective). The hair will then flow to the right

Put your left hand to the left side of your head
Your part should be there and the hair should be combed to your right

What is this hairstyle called?

i wear the same style from OPs pic and i dont know what its called

All right, that's how I've always done it. Good to know I'm not a faggot.

I look worse parting my hair that way.

Just remember that Hitler did it wrong. This again correlates to his perception as more emotional and feminine.

However, (unlike the Fuhrer) most of the SS fashy haircuts parted on the left, which is correct.

dont force it

DO NOT BE THAT FAGGOT WHO HAS THE PART CUT IN TO HIS HAIR

>tfw my hair parts both ways
a-am i gay?

Are you looking in the mirror, or through a picture.

Remember that the mirror lies. I just found this out today, lol

How do you ask for it without looking like a Hitler fanatic?

we know, he was a compassionate man with strong emotions

>what is it called?
It's called the undercut. Be careful though. Don't let them cut it like a Hipster faggot.

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Important question is... which left? My left? Your left? !

Ask for a long side part, cut close in the back and around the ears

a good barber will know the nuances of your hair and cut around or feather problem areas

for instance, just crop ops picture at the neck before the uniform comes in

they are barbers not historians, without the uniform, they wont know who that is

holy fuck I had a right part until I was attacked by a shit skin, I went left part after to go with the scar.

No wonder I went full right.

Ill post a goddamn picture so you faggots can show your barber what to get

read the thread, nigger

>not just growing your hair out

lmao

his hairstyle came from his time in the military. he had to wear a gas mask when he ran through the trenches.

what is this hairstyle actually called?

The things that you fill your day with are demonstrably less important than most.

The Prussian Part

seriously though, i wear it and i dont know

i have a widows peak, i wonder if i could even get it. i normally just shave my head

>not growing your hair out to do a Snake Plisken

The normie name for it is the undercut

I part it to my right because the hairline there is receded. Before the hair loss I used to part it to my left.

you can, because I have a slight one as well, you just have to watch the angle of the comb over to make sure you dont expose the peak.

alternative is removing the exposed peak via trimming or other means

Says the fag on Sup Forums.

This could actually be a big change (for you). It changes the way people subconsciously perceive you

it is not called the undercut

an undercut implies a close shaved sides and back with a long flowing top that covers either the entire left or right side

skrillex had an undercut
ellie goulding had an undercut

that is not an undercut

This is true and I think it is probably a reflection that righthanded men would comb naturally from left to right, creating a part on the left. A part on the right would indicate, subliminally, a lefthanded person

Fuck. I'm a right part. Gonna kill myself now.

Boss

Stop calling male pattern baldness a 'widows peak'. They are two different things

>Sup Forums now has a redpilled and bluepilled version of which way your hair part runs
how about no

Oh shit. That's why everyone else likes my hair parted but I think it looks kinda dweeby. Because the fucker in the mirror has it parted from the right

I'm 24, its an actual widows peak that I've had since I was a teenager, I haven't started losing hair yet

Isnt that the reason he shaved his mustache?

Why would male pattern baldness start from birth at the front sides, and then go up the centre?

If your hair is long enough to have a part, you're basically a girl. I keep mine high and tight.

High and tight with an undercut.

I am bald, fuck you.

mf exactly

Oh okay. My apologies. Thats just a pet peeve of mine

Widows peaks look sick with a side part....probably better than normy hairlines. See: DiCaprio

as long as you shave it and don't have patches being bald/close shaven is fine

I just tell them it's a bastardized death hawk, my hairdresser is good and she knows what I mean.

>tfw I see the top of the mountain every time

I've heard that people who have a widow peak hairline when they are younger get doubly fucked from receding hairlines so im sure its only a matter of time sadly

I also have a natural grey streak running through my part from an old scar.

My hair parts on the left, that is what I want, right?

You guys ever see this haircut in public and wanna ask them if they want to exterminate kikes and niggers?

looks good

I used to part my hair on the right and read about this. Switched to the left. Honestly noticed a significant difference in the way strangers treated me immediately. Other men seem to respect me more and girls are friendlier. Now it's impossible for me not to notice that guys with a right part seem a little "off". Totally believe in this.

>i just like mad men desu

That's crazy, user. Hopefully I'll have a similar experience, as I just changed my part an hour ago. We'll see how it goes.

But desu I would keep it this way regardless, just to be historically authentic if nothing else

but the grain of my hair naturally parts to the right.

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To the right or from the right?

You want it to part from the left, and it flows to the right

You can use gel or something to train to go that way. Or change it out of the shower when your hair is wet

So I guess parting hair is to pol what taint measuring is to fit.

This is mirrored, by the way. Apparently the facing cam on my mobile does that.

I'm the fashiest looking one in this pic.

I couldn't imagine which one you are, user. Hair is a social construct

isnt he the actor who plays a nazi in schindlers list?

why do you have a purple book bag? wtf

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Why is every girl in this picture fat/ugly.

JUST

Because it's the UK.

>no barber will recognize Voldemort

righto!

I was kidding, but holy shit.

Cut your hair and keep your hands in front of you, you look like an autistic faggot with your hands behind your back. You're literally the only one in the group like that. You should also take the /fit/pill.

On a side note, pic related looks way more fashy than you.

Parts are beta. Best haircut is flattop if you can pull it off.

Okay, my hands were in my pockets, and although I liked my hair like that I have cut it since that picture was taken; however, the fact you find that low IQ, degenerate fashier than me is laughable.I am literally the 2nd or 3rd most intelligent person in that photo, clearly example of ubermensch, and athletic ability is overrated.

I don't want to look like faggot footballers.

Nobody can pull it off, it looks stupid.

Then don't and get a proper fashy haircut.

kek

are you atheist too?

>I am literally the 2nd or 3rd most intelligent person in that photo
>clearly example of ubermensch
>athletic ability is overrated
You're a fuckin poofta mate

>euphoric

Agnostic cultural Christian.

>Somebody on Sup Forums seriously not agreeing with me that only niggers care deeply about athletic prowess
I can run quickly and am relatively agile, but that's all I need.

>scrawny faggot """"ubermensch""""
>thinking fitness only matters to niggers

>"one time at my moms house i jumped up two stairs instead of one."

will be the first into the chamber

That undercut bullshit is hipster by default. Its like saying "I like sucking cock, but I dont like being called racist". Get the basic parted haircut, none of that flashy poofter Spencer crap.

Going for the Libman look, I see.

No part looks best.

Cease your degeneracy.

1 to 2 blend around the sides and back with a traditional part. Looks best with a suit or casual. if you have your part razored in you're not white. End of story.

Dont put arbitrary limits on yourself

Not if I can out run you. Also, isn't eugenics a priority in National Socialism? So you are going to want my excellent Aryan seed, to produce High IQ Aryan children.

Ask for the Hitler Youth cut, they understand

This haircut and undercuts in general look faggy as fuck tho famalam

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this is relevant

also I've been busy with work, the fuck happened to this board? is it the flags? was the rejuvenation temporary?

I... do I know you? do you like sending people pictures of dumps? do you remember our manager leaving his facebook open and we found out he was gay?

is that ssj3 irl?

gas yourself.

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