Be french

>be french
>get killed by Whipped Cream

nothing of value was lost

Who puts whipped cream on a burger anyway?

>Rebecca Burger

she was clearly more american than french

>French
>Rebeca Burger
>Burger
What did she mean by this.

Whip cream canister of peace.

If she had moar fat on her body she would have been OK.

Fat is airbag for humans.

>cops a load of creamy goodness to the face
>has a heart attack
>dies

Remember the days when women could take a load without dying? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Wait, so was she doing whippits and it killed her? What a retard.

OUCH. she did the thing with the whipped cream in the mouth didnt see? the canister blew up in her face didnt it? lol Its like a real life zoolander where the models kill themselves playing with gasoline.

>killing instagram model
NOOO!!!

The whipped cream was. Whipped cream is good.

But really, did the shock of it kill her? She was probably bulimic, which would weaken her heart.

even whipped cream dispensers hate non whites god bless them

>be Burger
>get exploded

Unoriginal, antisocial swine

What do you think, nigger?

>Your mother is a fat whore
OUCH.

+1

it probably was a whippet dispenser that was too charged. they specifically make high density containers but looks like she was being foolish.

>If she had moar fat on her body she would have been OK.
The explosion resulted in a part of the dispenser hitting her head, causing head trauma and hemorrhaging, which killed her.

I fail to see how more fat could have stopped this accident.

This was a rather large whipped cream dispenser, which has been banned from the EU several years ago, due to safety aspects. Of course, the American manufacturer has been crying "bad EU" for ages.

Afff you are a mean girl.

That's right. I can't figure out why it gave her cardiac arrest though.

>getting so spooked by an air canister blowing you get an heart attack

Jesus, France.

Ahahahahahahahahahaha

Btw, this burger wasnt a burger but a alsacienne. People from east. Kraut frog if you prefer

#NotAllWhippedCreamDispensers

Sigh. Another burger who succumbed to high fat produce

>instagram model
Good riddance.

she looked a little 'ethnic'

Puts a whole new perspective on those pornos where they shoot whipped cream up nasty sluts asses

Let's just say she died in the most French way possible.

Naw bro she was just practicing shoving it down her throat and choked on it.

The article says it hit her in the chest resulting in cardiac arrest

ALOHA SNACKBAAAAR! WE HAVE RADICALIZED YOUR CONDIMENTS IMPERIALIST EUROPEAN DOGS!

>he doesn't have a bumper of fat all around his skull to absorb blows to the head
Must just be an American thing...

>Remember the days when women could take a load without dying?

KEK

>doing whippets
Like pic related? Was she French canadian?

She was trying to do whippets and died, fucking hilarious.

Someone accidentally did this at my work and it shot through the wall. They should have have warnings on those desu.

Nah, Just too tanned. Unhealthy. This kinda girl often get skin cancer at 45-50

She's white.

check the biceps... is this a tranny?

...

This is what happens when you let millennials work in dispenser factories.

I swear to God, things rarely seriously malfunctioned and killed people until millennials entered the work force.

I used to like those ass-smoothie vids. They had one where this dude scrambles eggs in this birds arse, then she empties them into a pan, cooks and eats them.

whippets is slang for inhaling nitrous oxide (laughing gas)
the propellant in whipped cream is nitrous because it's fat soluble (also why is crosses the blood brain barrier or something)
you can get high from whipped cream canisters by holding the can upright and opening it and inhaling

it's a very short high
not a super dangerous drug, but it's pretty dumb

i wonder if she shit her pants when she died

>instagram model
>french
And nothing of value was lost

>muslims are turning whipped cream into bombs

Joke's on you sandniggers, this is why I buy pic related. Good fucking luck turning this into a bomb. People who buy those aerosol cans are just begging for a peaceful death.

"French"

did you got cucked by a quebecois ? ;)

>Hit in the head
>Cardiac Arrest
I think as a "fitness model" she probably had put multiple cocktails in her system that did damage to her heart(see people having heart attacks from preworkouts like jack3d and C4). Then this thing blew up and it was like popping a balloon behind your 80year old war vet grandpa.

What is, a balloon. Edgy model dies doing it wrong.

KEK

Fuck, I never knew they used nitrous in cream cans

whipped cream on burger

>be stupid worthless nigger born in france
>french

>IG model

Lower than a whore tbqh, they have less creativity

Millennial Chinese?

yeah
if you want to abuse nitrous, you buy canisters of it that are sized like CO2 canisters for BB guns
they use it in combination with cream and dispensers in pro-cooking

you just inflate balloons with them
they sell the canisters in head shops and porn shops here in the US

Should check out Steve-O on his downward spiral. At one point if you walked into his apartment you'd be ankle deep in whippet cannisters

>did you got
>french education
c'mon man even i know that's wrong

>they sell the canisters in head shops and porn shops here in the US
$50 says you're from Florida.

There's a lot to laugh at in this post, I'm gonna need some time to digest this

>be french
>be killed by white thing

The bottle exploded, broke her thorax which stopped the heart, noone was around to revive her and she just died.
When these gas bottles explodes it's really powerful and can go through a wall.

Turk rapebaby calling others niggers...
Unable to see the difference between sunbathing tan and skin color...

#toppingofpeace
#notallwhippedcream

Nangs are fukn skitz bruv

ban cheat days

Kek, all whitey needs to do is get a tan and he's no longer "white".

Whippets has nothing to do with cheat days.

>I fail to see how more fat could have stopped this accident.

I couldn't find this pic. You beat me to it.

underrated

he was molested as a child

>burger
>shot by whipped cream
Is this the most American death ever?

i smell lawsuit

>he was molested as a child
And?

ban assault canisters.

this desu senpai

Anyone else think she was fucking around with NOS?

ban assault whipped cream.

she died in a "domestic accident" lol

fuckin junkie lol

Slut got killed.
Onoes.

Who the fuck cares ?

She sure got creamed.

fbpb, fitness models are the worst women out there

The only people who have heart attacks from pre workouts were way out of shape to begin with. It's literally just caffeine,

CREAMED.COM

>the digits

what does this mean

Coalburners and women who've had more than 1 partner in their life are worse Tbh

>spend hours upon hours working on your core
>Think you're the hottest shit ever
>Even though you are borderline shitskin
>Go to café to show off your glutes and abs
>Start intimidating other women because they are less than you and are weak as fuck
>Finally go to order you double cafe' moca with a touch of hazelnut
>receive your drink
>Notice the reatrd employee forgot hazelnut shit
>Call employee a fag and tell him to give you 2 free hazelnut shots and free whip cream
>Employee grabs whipped cream
>Whipped cream canister explodes
>Hits you in your rock hard abs
>Go into cardio arrest
>die

How much you wanna bet this broad was pro refugee. "We are all immigrants in this world"

FPBP

>nothing of value was lost
Phrase used by losers who should've been aborted.

huffing nitrous is bad kids

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Unironically kill yourself.

Now thats a fivehead.

>Doing whippits
>overcharged
>blew a cannister into her chest hard enough to kill her

Nah, probably OD'd on Nitrous, and smurfed herself to heaven

...

what was it with her and whipped cream

heartless fucks