Only Sup Forums approved true statements

I'll start, every black person has stolen something in their life.

jews aren't all bad

That's hilarious, coming from an Arab.

OP is a faggot

act a whore get treated a whore

you burn the coal you pay the toll

The Americans can't really bant but make some good stories for the telly.

You nigger lip joints you get thrown in the joint

A woman is only valuable for her youth, her fertility and her looks.

This statement is false

refugees will culturally enrich europe

Sup Forums is filled with interracial fetishists that mostly enjoy black me on white girls.

Slavs aren't human.

Burn the coal, pay the toll

case in point

traps aren't gay and Hitler should be canonized as first savior of the human race

Maas is the saviour of glorious multicultural Germany and will purge all brown wrongthink.
The populace is to nto be trusted and has to accept the maleware, otherwise you are a terrorist or even worse a torrentpirate.

Is this good enough VS?
PLZ don't bash my door in

All pol statements are ironic.

Of all sad words of tongue or pen,
the saddest are these:
Sup Forums was right again.

All jews have secretly sniffed their wallet.

That statement is false.

Sup Forums is mostly permavirgins, fatties, and other deplorables

Traps are gay

All white men benefit from past slavery and colonialism.

That statement is true.

Historally speaking, the country with the most Irish rules the planet.

Even the first Chinese dynasty (and oldest civilizaton) was founded by a freckled ginger named Qin.

This truth hurts.

Hitler did nothing wrong