PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps)
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WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
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APPEARANCES
>Shaken 6/22/17
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>Pres Trump/VP Pence comments @ Congressional Picnic 6/22/17
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>Pres Trump meeting w/Drone CEOs 6/22/17
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>VP Pence @ Wilson Center in DC 6/22/17
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>HHS Sec Price on Repeal/Replace obummercare 6/22/17
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>Dept of State Press Brief 6/22/17
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>PRES TRUMP RALLY Cedar Rapids IA Full Event 6/21/17
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>PRES TRUMP RALLY Cedar Rapids IA (Trump only portion) 6/21./17
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>Pres Trump speech @ Agricultural Innovation Event in IA 6/21/17
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>Lara Trump stumps for Trump in Cedar Rapids IA 6/21/17
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
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PREV APPEARANCES
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FUN STUFF
Trump Playlist
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>Donald Trump Carolus Rex
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>Trump SwordDancing to Shadilay
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>AF1 Takeoff in the rain
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>Donald Trump Emperor of America
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>TrumpBot vs Mexico
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>Shadilay
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INSPIRATION
>Trump Triumphant
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>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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>Hold Back The Night
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>Inauguration of Fire
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>#TrumpTheEstablishement
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>American Hero
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>TRUMP - MAGA
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/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COMFYTIME EDITION
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AWOO AWOO AWOO
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wasn't Trump on Fox and Friends? is the pastebin not updated yet?
AWOO~
Joe running in 2020 would be the perfect anime
they are already propping him as a rockstar
CRAWLLLLLING IN MY SKIN
"What do I like about Trump? His wife" says Belusconi
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>tfw there are countries that could be conquered by a handful of yahoos and a boat
we need to leave the UN, it encourages this sort of idiocy
Spotted at an Iranian Quds Day, aka death to America day, celebration.
We left messages with the person who manages the pastebin with the link to the interview. Some times it just takes a little time. It is on youtube if you search fox and friends and today's date.
Pathetic that after 8 years of promises the GOP can't come up with a consensus health bill
Awoo?
>CNN hires sketch artist for press briefing
lol
>ywn go to a Trump rally with her
What is the point of this cruel existence
pic related
Forgot picture.
as a rino i dont see any fucking way he will win
he sells his party for (you)s from libs, but democrats wont elect him either
>wasn't Trump on Fox and Friends?
Yes.
Also, something's up:
Be safe
She goes to my gym
>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never reach 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump will never block the Trans-Pacific Partnership
>Trump will never build the Dakota Access Pipeline
>Trump will never stop immigration from the Middle East
>Trump will never start the bidding process for the wall
>Trump will never take action against sanctuary cities
>Trump will never get his supreme court nominee confirmed
>Trump will never deport illegal aliens
>Trump will never deport DACA recipients
>Trump will never get Democrats to agree to use Obama budget to pay for the wall
>Trump will never get his full Cabinet in office
>Trump will never win all 4 special elections
~~~You are here~~~
>Trump's healthcare bill will never become law
>Trump will never finish the wall
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never Repeal Birthright Citizenship
>Trump will never Reverse the 1965 Immigration Act
>Trump will never Repeal the NFA
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never be considered the greatest American president
>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum
>Trump will never build a space wall
I thought Jeb was going to run again already.
Joe forgot one thing. you get to kill people after you become president, not before
Melania is pure and wholesome.
Wasn't there supposed to be breaking news today or was that FBI user RPing like a faggot?
that link is fucked up
doesn't work for me
In a timeline FAR FAR away
>Forget it Joe. You don't have any where near what it takes.
Holy fuck. I want him to try and primary Trump so bad. Months of Lincolnposting, the return of the Lori story... my god. I want it.
>When you're so desperate for attention from Donald that you mount a primary challenge in an effort to get just one (You) from the man
>yfw when he launches vicious attack ads against every other challenger and ignores you completely, never even mentioning your name once
WTF FIREFOX
Can they fug off already? It's not like they'll do anything. They're a bunch of Arabs who want to kill the Sunnis for turning them into Arabs.
Waiting for a Joe x Trump debate.
>President Donald John Trump: Let me talk to the public about interns and how they`re beneficial... not so much for my adversary right here...
Bye norks.
History repeats and, again, the very people that break their backs building civilization as we know (namely: white working class) see the rewards of their hard work taken from them and
> enjoyed exclusively by city and college educated retards
> given for free to outsiders as atonement for the sins and degeneracy of the former
Here is a song from the 30s but that could easily be a song of the XXI century at the Rust Belt. Trump is a step in the right direction, hard working people and risk takers allowed to keep their money instead of financing charity cases all over the country and the world at gunpoint.
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It is ironic that it is taking a gold plated penthouse billionaire to deliver on that promise
> BING CROSBY - BROTHER CAN YOU SPARE A DIME
> They used to tell me I was building a dream
> And so I followed the mob
> When there was earth to plow or guns to bear
> I was always there right on the job
> They used to tell me I was building a dream
> With peace and glory ahead
> Why should I be standing in line
> Just waiting for bread?
> Once I built a railroad, I made it run
> Made it race against time
> Once I built a railroad, now it's done
> Brother, can you spare a dime?
> Once I built a tower up to the sun
> Brick and rivet and lime
> Once I built a tower, now it's done
> Brother, can you spare a dime?
> Once in khaki suits, gee we looked swell
> Full of that yankee doodly dum
> Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
> And I was the kid with the drum
> Say, don't you remember, they called me Al
> It was Al all the time
> Why don't you remember, I'm your pal
> Say buddy, can you spare a dime?
> Once in khaki suits, ah gee we looked swell
> Full of that yankee doodly dum
> Half a million boots went sloggin' through hell
> And I was the kid with the drum
> Oh, say, don't you remember, they called me Al
> It was Al all the time
> Say, don't you remember, I'm your pal
> Buddy, can you spare a dime?
Too late...
he said around 2 PM and the loretta lynch story broke around 1:30 PM so who knows
>that link is fucked up
>doesn't work for me
ABC's stream now requires some jackass video player that things Ghostery / UBlock knocks out.
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>inb4 Joe runs as a Democrat.
works in firefox with only ublock
doesn't work in chrome where i have umatrix
Are you ok Awoo, you look a little rough ?!
>Sure, why not?
Well for one, he murdered his intern.
name? intsagram?
/ptg/, I need that comic where Trump and Hitler are talking and Trump says to him something along the lines of: "Everyone says I'm like you, but I'm nothing like you. I'm winning".
Anyone have that?
I mean the Democrats are highly educated, but the average Democrat hasn't found a way to turn that education into a steady source of income. Pic related.
>yfw liberals look down on "white trash" that makes 3X their salary
Well, are you gonna jump or what?"
Jeb Bush spins around, surprised to hear someone else's voice on what he thought was a secluded rooftop. Jeb feels a pang of anxiety wash over him as he realizes it is Donald Trump standing on the roof watching him.
"I've been watching for ten minutes now, waiting for you to jump. I thought you were a 'tough guy', Jeb. Apparently not."
Jeb steps down from the ledge, smirking. "You know what Donald? You're a jerk. And I know you want nothing more then to watch me jump. So you know what, Donald? I'm not going to jump. I bet you feel stupid now, coming all the way out here."
"It's garlic," Trump states flatly.
"W-what?" Jeb is visibly confused.
"You're 'secret' guac recipe. It's avocados, cilantro, jalapeno, onions... and 'not too much' garlic."
"Bu- Th- M-mu-" Jeb Bush begins to stutter. His face turns red and becomes sweaty. His one secret in life, the one thing he had above everyone else was his secret guac recipe- and now Donald Trump knows it. "M-my secret recipe! H-how did you-"
"You're wife told me," Trump responds before Jeb can finish his sentence, "while she was cleaning my mansion."
With that, Jeb Bush stepped back up onto the ledge and leaped. Little did he know, Trump had placed a massive bowl of guacamole in the street. The enormous vat of guacamole was enough to cushion Jeb's fall and keep him from committing suicide. As he falls, Jeb realizes that it is all pointless. Not only does Trump have his secret guac recipe, he also has control of Jeb's life. Jeb lands face-first in the bowl of guac, and even while submerged in the bowl of guac he can hear onlookers laughing. He also hears the ringtone of his cell phone go off. Pulling the phone out o his pocket, he answers it and places the phone to his ear. He hears Donald Trump's voice through the speaker:
"Your guac tastes like shit by the way."
His wife is pretty great.
Checked.
Trabucco, surname.
Most cute feet I`ve seen in 5 years.
it was a larper
Who's this guy?
Unnamed sources
Someone find the sketches of Sean Spicer. I'm on my phone and can't find a stream to rewind to get a screenshot
Kek. The Hill is such a steaming pile
damn he forgot to cite his anonymous source
Go for it
literally, and I mean LITERALLY, a killer
Witnessed
>this is the music video Joe made
>Cubes
user pls
Could they not find a news article themselves via a 3 second Google search?
>tfw no EMT Awoo
Maybe some fresh never frozen beef patties will make you feel better
Joe is Joe... from MSNBC.
>As a rino
dude what
No thanks she's a womanlet
lel
any idea what is going with these possible comments from white house? i was about to take a shower
Thanks to the new healthcare bill I was able to actually afford good insurance!
>can control a rocket falling from space and have it land upright
>can't get a camera that can handle the G's and not turn to potato quality
get your shit together Elon
Got u senpai
>Could they not find a news article themselves via a 3 second Google search?
That would be journalism. The lefty MSM doesn't do journalism.
DRUMPF STUMPED
lrn2google you absolute retard
Donald Jew Trump
I know it would make me feel better, but I'm avoiding fast food !
Oh, Joe "Intern=Interred" Scarborough, gotcha.
Cool, as long as you're ok, Awoo !
wow I already had lunch but some Wendy's® sure does sound perfect right now, right Sup Forums?
>womanlet
You can fix that trait with your balls
>"What do I like about Trump? His wife" says Belusconi
kek, in case you guys didn't notice Belusconi is making a compliment here. Here are his choice of words for other world leaders
Obama
> Of Barack Obama, upon his election as US president in November 2008, he said: "[Mr Obama is] young, handsome and suntanned."
> His response to the wave of criticism following the remark: ''God save us from imbeciles... How can you take such a great compliment negatively?"
> Schulz
> To German MEP Martin Schulz, at start of Italy's EU presidency in July 2003: "I know that in Italy there is a man producing a film on Nazi concentration camps - I shall put you forward for the role of Kapo (guard chosen from among the prisoners) - you would be perfect."
About the left
> The Left loves the poor so much it creates more of them every time it gets into power.
About Mussolini
> Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.
About Merkel
> I believe that all my problems with Angela Merkel started when it was reported that I had called her “an unfuckable lard arse
(to which he denies but I don't know)
David Cameron to his wife, about Berlusconi
> Samantha I’ve got to go off to Italy – dinner with Berlusconi. Don’t worry I’ll get so-and-so to pull me out of the jacuzzi before the whores turn up
>I just reread your post and got the context
Holy shit I'm retarded. I know what a RINO is, but contextually I was misreading your post
I could have replied to nearly half the posts in this thread, but I decided to reply to yours. Not because there was anything special about it but because you so simply said what all the Trump supporters believe.
Let me now explain why it will now happen.
Those of us who are #NeverTrump know in our heart that Trump is the end of our country. It is that simple.
His winning redefines conservatism as nationalistic, authoritarian, populism that seeks to solve problems the same way the world tried in the 1930s with catistrophic results.
We are students of history, we consider, think and discuss ideas. For a 100 reasons we cannot ... no WILL NOT vote for Trump.
In the years to come, the questions will come up, where were you? Did no one see it coming? Now you know... yes we did.
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> mfw I stopped using Firefox when the drove out their founder for not sucking cock
The Brave app he made for phones suck though. The PC version is great though.
MAGA
Too funny. I hope the story goes viral.
Good for you, keep it up
>falling for the larp
mad wop bantz
i just wish another browser would copy the omnibox so i could switch away from the google jew
Murderin' Joe
Hannity is tearing Joe a new asshole right now
G-guys? Anyone?
Lol Jesus Christ
He also said "Macron? a handsome man with a handsome mom" (he was of course speaking about his wife, topekek)
The 4 (5) current Senate no's are proposing VERY good amendments. There was a joint letter to the Senate. Let them make the bill better.
Remember, Obamacare was jammed through congress, was entirely written by lobbyists, was 2300 pages and no one read it. This is the ACTUAL process and it's really only been 4 months.
kek, I called that here:
For those who missed: CNN ran that headline in May 11 so we have two situations here
1) Trump is telling the truth and so was CNN
variation a) CNN tries to stump the Trump and debunk their own fake news
2) Trump is not telling the truth and blame it on incorrect report by CNN