"Dems give politically connected judge six-figure gig she's too obese to do"
>City Judge Elizabeth Shollenberger — who suffers from a digestive disorder and morbid obesity, among other ailments — was unable to climb the three steps to her courtroom bench, even with the help of a specially installed railing, sources said.
>“She came to the interview with an oxygen tank. She’s very fragile,” Elliott told The Post.
>“She would come in and we would see the diarrhea running down her leg and to the floor,” one court worker said. “She would soil the chair and then ask for a new one.”
>“She would just say, ‘There is a mess over there. I think someone should clean it up,’ ” the source said.
These are the stairs she struggles to climb and the chair she shit all over
Aiden Davis
HOLY FUCK DEMOCRATS ARE THE REAL POO IN PANTS PARTY
SHARTERS AND FARTERS AND NO FOREIGN BORDERS
ERIC HOLDER FAINTS EVERY TIME HE SHITS
Austin Harris
>“She would come in and we would see the diarrhea running down her leg and to the floor.
Only in America. In Germany you would be simply retired and that would be the end of that.
Cameron Martinez
(((Shollenberger)))
Jace James
OMG IM SO PROUD OF HER
SHE BEAT THE MISOGYNY AND THE REPUBLIFATS WHAT AN AMAZING STRONG WOMAN
SLAYYYYYYYYYYY QUEEEENNN
Joseph Jackson
What the fuck
Henry Scott
She has a disease show some respect
William Morales
I... have no words...
Brody Fisher
THIS
FUCK YOU SHITLORDS SHE IS A STRONG WOMAN WHO CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS
SHE COULD EVEN BE PRESIDENT JUST LIKE HILLARY, FUCK YOU WHITE MALE FUCKHEADS
Eli Barnes
How much does she weigh?
Lincoln Martinez
All the more reason to euthanize this (literal) sack of shit
Easton Evans
This is the top of the Democrat ticket
This is democrats
Charles Nguyen
We're gonna need a bigger oven.
Anthony Flores
based on this pic... 250 lbs?
Ryan Murphy
That's got to be more than 250. That's at least 300 or more.
Matthew Lopez
>name
fuck sakes i'm changing mine to silverwatergoldsteinenburgerwitz to have a job with literally zero qualification for
Kayden Sanchez
I would kill myself from the pure shame of having diarrhea run down my leg and onto the floor
what the fuck
Tyler Cooper
I don't know how tall she is though. Either way she's medically classified as morbidly obese according to the article
Austin Reed
Beautiful at any size you shitlords. Don't imagine you're better than her simply because you don't shit down your own leg and demand some pleb clean it up.
Dominic Smith
You can't shame people in this society. And you definitely can't shame the shameless.
Lincoln Walker
No, she would star in your sick-ass films.
Gavin Perry
>be american >some fat bitch with shit running down her leg judges you
wew
Jackson James
...
Liam Foster
>get appointed to 10 year position >going to die within a year despite best medical care possible for free
She's been out jewed
Aaron Edwards
guys cmon we shouldn't laugh at judge Shartenberger, Hopefully she lets a lot of defendents out on poorole.
Caleb Reed
Judge Shartingburgers
Hudson Anderson
>Shollenberger
John Edwards
>Shartenberger
Jacob Perez
flag and digits approve
Jack Ward
does this mean the burger meme is true?
Carson Myers
kek
Cameron Miller
bump
Dylan Mitchell
Standing before the bench you feel the impending doom as the T-Rex footfalls come closer and closer. You are prepared to meet your maker when you realize it is just the judge galumphing up to the bench trailing shit behind her. A thunderous crash startles you as the leviathan impacts the ground. A tidal wave washes up the Washington estuary eliminating the capital building and washing all of the judges shit away. A great cleansing has occurred.
Aaron Miller
Shartenberger?
Henry Bailey
They should demote her & pay her minimum wage to clean up shit, dirty fat cunt.
Christian Hill
whew that double stair... I am winded just looking at it . whooo whoo.. oh boy....
Christian Ross
>Shollenberger She probably masturbated to the memory of it.
Liam Morris
Bump
Wyatt Miller
Dear god, no way the Democrat party survives to 2020
