DNA / Ancestry General Thread

Aloha Haoles

What is the official Sup Forums approved DNA ancestry test?

Which is the least ZOG?

I'm debating which ones to get my parents to take. I want to maximize the data between their testing.

>inb4 illegitimate
>inb4 doesn't know his ancestry (I fucking do I just want to know more)

Also general DNA Ancestry thread

how did u manage to fuck up the resolution so much

REPORT OR SAGE ALL REDDIT SPAM
>but how do I know if it's spam?
Read the OP. That's spam. That's a mainstream Jew journalist trying to make us sound like idiots while sending clicks to his uncle's DNA site.
Fuck you OP.

>purebred

I dont know who touched you as a child

But I am pure Sup Forums

Wew lad

No Jewish or Nig in me.

>Finnish
>White
kek

Look kinda brown. Might just be the lighting, but idk.

kek

Am I pink Sup Forums

you blend in with the background of your post.

>WE
"White" American edition

>0.5% sub-saharan African
Kill yourself, nigger

My ancestry DNA test said I'm only 84% British and Irish.
Aside from that I'm Italian, Scandinavian, "Europe West", etc.
Fucked Ducked up thing is I got 3% Caucasus, and my brother uploaded the raw DNA to another site that said it was part (((levintine))), but also Yamna which is indo European.
So I'm basically 1% maybe-jew, could just be whatever indo European DNA that Jews share with whites, since it's so tiny and connected with the Yamna people.
Over all though, 84% British and Irish is pretty good.

>forever Amerimutt

Why are you talking like a hawaiianigger? Do kiwis say shit like haole and popolo?

Crap, I am a mess.

which ancestry place wont sell my dna to the highest bidder?

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