Why Can't My Gender Noncomforming Friends Get Laid?!

vice.com/en_us/article/wjq99z/why-cant-my-famous-gender-nonconforming-friends-get-laid

Why won't you fuck these wonderful trannies Sup Forums? Are you a bigot?

It's a damn shame that apartment didn't catch fire.

It's almost as if trannies are a vocal minority.

I can't imagine why these 3 'non-binary femmes' can't get straight men to match with them.

>women like men
>men like women
>gay men like men
>lesbians like women

>"lol I'm neither man nor woman lol"
>"why does nobody want to fuck me? ;_;"

>tfw gender conforming
>tfw cant' get laid either

>In the meantime, Jacob and I both OMG'd over our new favorite word—"femmezone"—as I imagined saying it with three syllables, fe-me-zone, like Amazon. That kind of wit and creativity is exactly how so many of us trans kids have trained ourselves to combat rejection. Jacob replied that they should just write a TV pilot in which they play themself having sex with cute mascs. "It's really my best shot at getting laid," they said.
>that they should just write a TV pilot in which they play themself having sex with cute mascs. "It's really my best shot at getting laid," they said.

Isn't that legit illegal, to hire people to have sex with in a movie with the sole expressed intent just to pay them to fuck you? You'd need a pornography license atleast.

> became confused when they asked whether I wanted to set my gender as "man" or "woman."

>This all happened in those dark days of autumn 2016
2016, the new dark ages. We used to burn witches at the stake, now we are going to burn cis white males at the stake.
>Tinder added 37 new gender options to the app.

My dick has just died

Be happy. All 3 of these creatures will have killed themselves within 5 years.

Holy shit that was hard to read and I googled their images. Holy shit. This what happens when you have absolute convenience and never go through true attrition. This shit is always/mostly in big cities.
THANK GOD FOR THE SOUTH!!!
>tfw you spend a few times a year hunting with your ol'lady to catch a break from the boys

WOOWWWWWWW MOST PEOPLE ARE NOT MENTALLY ILL AND EXPRESS HEALTHY SEXUALITY???? WTF WWOOOWWWWWW

>when kikes and their assault on the natural order of life never ceases

how did humanity get tangled up with jews and why do they push shit like this? what is even the point of it

Because they're insane.

It's hard to get laid when you can't stfu for 5 sec

And you look like this

gee i wonder.

i'd hit them all

with a baseball bat

>famous
>had a spot in an HBO documentary
>was in MTV's "True Life" for an episode
That's not exactly famous. Anyways the question of "why don't people fuck ugly narcissists?" has been pondered on the internet for decades now, but like the feminazis say you're not entitled to sex. Pic related is the author and it's friends, it's not hard to see why they're not getting a lot of bites on their tindr profiles.

>mfw trannies are just LARPers

white people have an inherent lust for nigger cock and shitty entertainment, the kikes simply took advantage